Allow me to introduce myself...

[Thurnez Isa]

Wow we're getting a lot of new people lately...
Hello all

[The Great Pope of OUTSIDE]

I'm so glad I introduced myself here and not on THAT OTHER THREAD. With POP TART. *headdesk and laughs*

[Doktor Howl]

I'm so glad I introduced myself here and not on THAT OTHER THREAD. With POP TART. *headdesk and laughs*

Aw, fer Chrissakes.

[Freeky]

I'm so glad I introduced myself here and not on THAT OTHER THREAD. With POP TART. *headdesk and laughs*

Aw, fer Chrissakes.

It gets points for being the only troll to hang around longer than a few days, that's for sure. But then we have to take into account the fact that it's fucking LAME.

[Sir Squid Diddimus]

Who the hell are all these assholes?!?

[The Great Pope of OUTSIDE]

Doktor Howl says I should clear some things up.

I AM NOT POP TART. I WAS LAUGHING AT HIM.

And also being damn thankful that I introduced myself in the thread where apparently noobs tend to stick around long enough to be regulars, instead of the thread (Hopelessly Optimistic Advice for New People Who Won't Listen) where it seems all the failure noobs introduced themselves. Namely Pop Tart. Whom I was laughing at.

(Literally laughing, even though I have a sore throat and it hurts like hell to make any noise louder than a whisper)

[Doktor Howl]

Pretty sure it isn't pop tart.

[Freeky]

Oh, my bad.

OHAI GPOO!

[The Great Pope of OUTSIDE]

I do love how my name already sounds like G-Poo.

Great Poo

Giant Poo

Green Poo

Gastronomical Poo.

Fuck it now I'm just making up words.

[Doktor Howl]

I do love how my name already sounds like G-Poo.

Great Poo

Giant Poo

Green Poo

Gastronomical Poo.

Fuck it now I'm just making up words.

*ahem*

Freakishly large bowel movements are my job.  I will file a fucking grievance, see if I don't.

Dok Howl,
Destroyer of Commodes.

[Nephew Twiddleton]

I do love how my name already sounds like G-Poo.

Great Poo

Giant Poo

Green Poo

Gastronomical Poo.

Fuck it now I'm just making up words.

*ahem*

Freakishly large bowel movements are my job.  I will file a fucking grievance, see if I don't.

Dok Howl,
Destroyer of Commodes.

It's true. Every day he's banned from yet another toilet.

[Doktor Howl]

I do love how my name already sounds like G-Poo.

Great Poo

Giant Poo

Green Poo

Gastronomical Poo.

Fuck it now I'm just making up words.

*ahem*

Freakishly large bowel movements are my job.  I will file a fucking grievance, see if I don't.

Dok Howl,
Destroyer of Commodes.

It's true. Every day he's banned from yet another toilet.

Sister Gothique STILL yells at me. 

[The Great Pope of OUTSIDE]

The commodes whimper in fear if I just walk by the bathroom door.

The new ones wonder why no one dare speak my name.

[Freeky]

I do love how my name already sounds like G-Poo.

Great Poo

Giant Poo

Green Poo

Gastronomical Poo.

Fuck it now I'm just making up words.

When I tink of GPOO I think of Gestapo for some reason.

[Doktor Howl]

The commodes whimper in fear if I just walk by the bathroom door.

The new ones wonder why no one dare speak my name.

I actually destroy them.  Video evidence is in Multimedia menace.

Of course, I was a fat bastard back then, but the vegetables in my diet ensure that mass and velocity hasn't changed.  But I am now listed by the Geneva Convention.