IM DRUNK AND EMO

[Dysnomia]

Will I get the job at the pagan shop?

No, and my cards say they're laughing at your resume/application.

Well laughing is good right, what should I change as I havn't submitted it yet

my cards say: your whole face.

[Salty]

Will I ever get married?
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[Dysnomia]

Will I ever get married?
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to a hairy fat man

[The Great Pope of OUTSIDE]

Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar!?

[Dysnomia]

Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar!?

SORRY

I WAS HUNGRY

[Prince Glittersnatch III]

Will I win the lottery?

[Dysnomia]

Will I win the lottery?

you will win the $2 consolation prize.

[Jasper]

Readings, you say?

[Dysnomia]

Readings, you say?

my cards are telling me that you're skeptical...

[Jasper]

Clearly they need to be calibrated.

[Don Coyote]

Clearly they need to be calibrated.

Now I have this image of man from weights and measures with a briefcase filled with all manner of things used to calibrate tarot cards.

[Dysnomia]

Clearly they need to be calibrated.

clearly, YOUR FACE needs to be calibrated.

[East Coast Hustle]

I gotta say, from the point of view of a lifelong skeptic, these are the best and most accurate tarot readings EVER.

[Dysnomia]

I gotta say, from the point of view of a lifelong skeptic, these are the best and most accurate tarot readings EVER.

because I'm AWESOME at tarot!


also, don't take the bus today. 

[East Coast Hustle]

umm...not much worry about that. Atlantic Ocean Bus Lines doesn't run on weekends.