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Started by Dysnomia, September 10, 2010, 04:47:58 AM

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#15
September 10, 2010, 05:47:25 AM
Quote from: Pēleus on September 10, 2010, 05:43:59 AM
Quote from: BLARFINGARF on September 10, 2010, 05:36:46 AM
Quote from: Pēleus on September 10, 2010, 05:26:32 AM
Will I get the job at the pagan shop?

No, and my cards say they're laughing at your resume/application.

Well laughing is good right, what should I change as I havn't submitted it yet

my cards say: your whole face.
It's all fun and games, till someone gets herpes.

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Salty

#16
September 10, 2010, 06:33:10 AM
Will I ever get married?
         \
   :hosrie:
The world is a car and you're the crash test dummy.

Dysnomia

#17
September 10, 2010, 10:35:57 AM
Quote from: Alty on September 10, 2010, 06:33:10 AM
Will I ever get married?
         \
   :hosrie:

to a hairy fat man
It's all fun and games, till someone gets herpes.

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The Great Pope of OUTSIDE

#18
September 10, 2010, 01:13:07 PM
Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar!? :argh!:
There are times when I imagine God laughing until it cries, shouting, "I am going to fuck ALL your minds over, and you're going to pay me for it!"

Dysnomia

#19
September 11, 2010, 04:25:04 AM
Quote from: The Great Pope of OUTSIDE on September 10, 2010, 01:13:07 PM
Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar!? :argh!:

SORRY

I WAS HUNGRY


:oops:
It's all fun and games, till someone gets herpes.

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Prince Glittersnatch III

#20
September 11, 2010, 04:36:40 AM
Will I win the lottery?
http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?=743264506 <---worst human being to ever live.

http://www.jesus-is-savior.com/False%20Religions/Other%20Pagan%20Mumbo-Jumbo/discordianism.htm <----Learn the truth behind Discordianism

Quote from: Aleister Growly on September 04, 2010, 04:08:37 AM
Glittersnatch would be a rather unfortunate condition, if a halfway decent troll name.

Quote from: GIGGLES on June 16, 2011, 10:24:05 PM
AORTAL SEX MADES MY DICK HARD AS FUCK!

Dysnomia

#21
September 11, 2010, 04:42:01 AM
Quote from: Lord Glittersnatch on September 11, 2010, 04:36:40 AM
Will I win the lottery?

you will win the $2 consolation prize.
It's all fun and games, till someone gets herpes.

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Jasper

#22
September 11, 2010, 05:27:53 AM
Readings, you say?

Dysnomia

#23
September 11, 2010, 05:34:53 AM
Quote from: Sigmatic on September 11, 2010, 05:27:53 AM
Readings, you say?

my cards are telling me that you're skeptical... ;)
It's all fun and games, till someone gets herpes.

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Jasper

#24
September 11, 2010, 06:08:58 AM
Clearly they need to be calibrated.

Don Coyote

#25
September 11, 2010, 06:21:45 AM
Quote from: Sigmatic on September 11, 2010, 06:08:58 AM
Clearly they need to be calibrated.
Now I have this image of man from weights and measures with a briefcase filled with all manner of things used to calibrate tarot cards.

Dysnomia

#26
September 11, 2010, 05:44:49 PM
Quote from: Sigmatic on September 11, 2010, 06:08:58 AM
Clearly they need to be calibrated.

clearly, YOUR FACE needs to be calibrated.
It's all fun and games, till someone gets herpes.

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East Coast Hustle

#27
September 11, 2010, 06:31:16 PM
I gotta say, from the point of view of a lifelong skeptic, these are the best and most accurate tarot readings EVER.
Rabid Colostomy Hole Jammer of the Coming Apocalypse™

The Devil is in the details; God is in the nuance.


Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"

Dysnomia

#28
September 11, 2010, 06:33:41 PM
Quote from: Exit City Hustle on September 11, 2010, 06:31:16 PM
I gotta say, from the point of view of a lifelong skeptic, these are the best and most accurate tarot readings EVER.

because I'm AWESOME at tarot!


also, don't take the bus today. 
It's all fun and games, till someone gets herpes.

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East Coast Hustle

#29
September 11, 2010, 06:43:50 PM
umm...not much worry about that. Atlantic Ocean Bus Lines doesn't run on weekends.
Rabid Colostomy Hole Jammer of the Coming Apocalypse™

The Devil is in the details; God is in the nuance.


Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"
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