unground discordia

[maerie]

Hi, I am doing some research into discordianism and was wondering if anyone there has or could direct me to some real life examples, stories, and testimonies of discordians. If you could help me out that would be awesome. 

[Payne]

Hi, I am doing some research into discordianism and was wondering if anyone there has or could direct me to some real life examples, stories, and testimonies of discordians. If you could help me out that would be awesome. 

Study the life of George W. Bush carefully.

The man was a genius Discordian.

[Payne]

Oh, and the guy who invented pop tarts. Investigate him too.

[Elder Iptuous]

no....
she means the really real discordians.

i for one, and not willing to take the risk inherent in discussing.....
them.
...

[Stelpa]

Reading the book-that-shall-not-be-named-except-in-the-title-of-this-site shall inform you on all the current Discordian saints that anyone gives a shit about. Study THEM carefully. And make sure the feds don't catch you. Godspeed.

[Freeky]

Wait for the man in a green trenchcoat to contact you. He will have your next assignment.

[Phox]

Wait for the man in a green trenchcoat to contact you. He will have your next assignment.

No, it's going to be a woman in a pink blazer. Don't let the Illuminati sextuple agents trick you!

[Suu]

FUCK SHE FOUND ME

[East Coast Hustle]

Oh, and the guy who invented pop tarts. Investigate him too.

This. It's mandatory study material.

[Prince Glittersnatch III]

Hi, I am doing some research into discordianism and was wondering if anyone there has or could direct me to some real life examples, stories, and testimonies of discordians. If you could help me out that would be awesome. 

Ill give you my testimony.

I was going nowhere with my life. I was doing drugs, getting drunk and sleeping with a different woman every night. Then at the age of 8 Eris came into my life and changed me forever.

[Suu]

Hi, I am doing some research into discordianism and was wondering if anyone there has or could direct me to some real life examples, stories, and testimonies of discordians. If you could help me out that would be awesome. 

Ill give you my testimony.

I was going nowhere with my life. I was doing drugs, getting drunk and sleeping with a different woman every night. Then at the age of 8 Eris came into my life and changed me forever.

NEWSFEED

[Lies]

Hi, I am doing some research into discordianism and was wondering if anyone there has or could direct me to some real life examples, stories, and testimonies of discordians. If you could help me out that would be awesome. 

Ill give you my testimony.

I was going nowhere with my life. I was doing drugs, getting drunk and sleeping with a different woman every night. Then at the age of 8 Eris came into my life and changed me forever.

Hey that's *my* story you bastard 

[Prince Glittersnatch III]

Hi, I am doing some research into discordianism and was wondering if anyone there has or could direct me to some real life examples, stories, and testimonies of discordians. If you could help me out that would be awesome. 

Ill give you my testimony.

I was going nowhere with my life. I was doing drugs, getting drunk and sleeping with a different woman every night. Then at the age of 8 Eris came into my life and changed me forever.

Hey that's *my* story you bastard 

Surprise surprise!

Im secretly you.



Only Im sexier than you.

[Lies]

That's it! It's fisticuffs time between you and me, you've been nothing but trouble since you came into my life 

[Prince Glittersnatch III]

That's it! It's fisticuffs time between you and me, you've been nothing but trouble since you came into my life 

LET THE BATTLE BEGIN