Name My Warhammer!

[Jenne]

Justice
Captain America
Krull
Conan the Barbarian
Patty's Little Incident
Quite Enough
Mittelschmerz

[AFK]

Customer Service

[Don Coyote]

Irontstone
Bonesnap
Steeldriver
Earthshaker
The Gavel Of Pain
Nord's Tenderizer
The Cranium Basher
Horadric Malus

[LMNO]

TRUTH.

[Triple Zero]

THE BARSTOOL

or

CHAIRLEG OF TRUTH

[LMNO]

THE BARSTOOL

or

CHAIRLEG OF TRUTH

I was just about to suggest Barstool.

[Don Coyote]

May have severe side-effects

Reply hazy, try again

[AFK]

The Slap-Smote^tm

The Smitey^tm

The Sham-Pow!^tm

[Freeky]

I am thoroughly enjoying all these.

KEEP UP THE CREATIVITY, SPAGS! <3

[Sir Squid Diddimus]

Customer Service

[Adios]

La señora del Amor

[Eater of Clowns]

Michael Chabon, Gentlemen of the Road Reference:

Defiler of Your Mother

Alternatively:

Gallagher
Small Hammer #2
Whack-a-Molenkey
Nurse's Assistant
My Credentials
Azm'ftthgkunthrir, Born of the World Tree
Azm'ftthgkunthrir L. Diaz

[Payne]

Carrot AND Stick

Diplomacy

Eloquence

Hammer of +1 Smiting

" "

www.principiadiscordia.com but embossed and mirror written.

[Jenne]

The Widowmaker
The Peacemaker
The Village Raper
The Virginity Taker
The Spice in the Rack
The Fucking Ass-Smack
The Cat that Meows
The Jaws that Attacks

[AFK]

The Ocular Liberator