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Started by Prince Glittersnatch III, September 18, 2010, 02:36:26 AM

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#15
September 18, 2010, 08:40:55 PM
I've seen my fair share of cheerleading/dance/gymnastics/sparkle moms. They're usually very plain and angry women. Probably because they're fucking ugly even though somehow managed to procreate, and therefore, they live vicariously through their young girls.

6 year olds wearing skimpy cheerleading outfits and makeup getting yelled at by their mom for not trying hard enough day in and day out...fucking wrong. Yet our idea of "abuse" has to do with hitting your kids.
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#16
September 18, 2010, 08:54:31 PM
Quote from: Doktor Princess
6 year olds wearing skimpy cheerleading outfits and makeup getting yelled at by their mom for not trying hard enough day in and day out...fucking wrong. Yet our idea of "abuse" has to do with hitting your kids.

Right, really-very good point Doktor Princess.
God fucking forbid you discipline your child with some butt kicking-but hey it's ok for your (YOUNG) kids to show off their butts-Fucking unreal.
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