ATTN: DOKTOR HOWL

[East Coast Hustle]

I _DON'T_ like MCR! I hate MCR! Sheesh....

I thought I proved I wasn't Pop-tart?

You had.

I once again have my doubts.

not Pop-tart.

this one is a real person. It remains to be seen whether or not he's an actual biped though.

No, I'm not. I was in a tragic accident as a child and had to have both legs amputated. It was a horrific experience and I'm still not fully recovered emotionally from the torment I've suffered due to it. I'll have you know you're a dick for making fun of my disability, and for basing my personality on whether or not I have two feet. :P

Dude not cool, one of my good friends lost both his legs in a car accident. That shit isn't funny.

well, it's not funny...but if it WAS funny, it would still be funny regardless of your friend.

I know this was before your time, but we have a along-established tradition of not disavowing humor just because it hits too close to home. The meme to express this is "FUCK YOU, MY MOM DIED OF (INSERT CONDITION HERE)!"

[Doktor Howl]

Terri says Gretchen is the only woman I can ever have a three way with. I will vote republican if I have to. Because I have priorities.

Blarg.  That sounds like work.

There is no work like wet work.

Three ways are a trap, man.

You didn't see the way Gretchen eyed me. I was stiff for 5 hours.

You want to hear the horrible fucking truth about 3-ways?

I mean, I'm not above wrecking ANY dream.

YES

so that I don't have to keep explaining to every guy I date who hasn't yet had one why they suck.

Two girl, one,guy goes like this (I'm sure the problems are similar or worse for two guy, one girl.)

A knee in the back.  A couple of elbows to the face.  If you turn on your side for an instant, one of your partners feels left out and gets pissed off.  The bed is 50% hotter than normal, so everything gets covered in clammy, slimy sweat that turns to ice moments later, if you have the AC on (and you'd BETTER have the AC on), and when you're done horsing around and get around to fucking, one partner gets REALLY bored, and goes to make coffee.  Afterwards, you can lay around in the lake made out of sweat.

If the girls are into each other, you're probably going to be the bored one.

[Don Coyote]

I _DON'T_ like MCR! I hate MCR! Sheesh....

I thought I proved I wasn't Pop-tart?

You had.

I once again have my doubts.

not Pop-tart.

this one is a real person. It remains to be seen whether or not he's an actual biped though.

No, I'm not. I was in a tragic accident as a child and had to have both legs amputated. It was a horrific experience and I'm still not fully recovered emotionally from the torment I've suffered due to it. I'll have you know you're a dick for making fun of my disability, and for basing my personality on whether or not I have two feet. :P

Dude not cool, one of my good friends lost both his legs in a car accident. That shit isn't funny.

well, it's not funny...but if it WAS funny, it would still be funny regardless of your friend.

I know this was before your time, but we have a along-established tradition of not disavowing humor just because it hits too close to home. The meme to express this is "FUCK YOU, MY MOM DIED OF (INSERT CONDITION HERE)!"

That was the intent.

[East Coast Hustle]

Oh, OK. I mistook you for being serious. Carry on!

[Freeky]

Terri says Gretchen is the only woman I can ever have a three way with. I will vote republican if I have to. Because I have priorities.

Blarg.  That sounds like work.

There is no work like wet work.

Three ways are a trap, man.

You didn't see the way Gretchen eyed me. I was stiff for 5 hours.

You want to hear the horrible fucking truth about 3-ways?

I mean, I'm not above wrecking ANY dream.

YES

so that I don't have to keep explaining to every guy I date who hasn't yet had one why they suck.

Two girl, one,guy goes like this (I'm sure the problems are similar or worse for two guy, one girl.)

A knee in the back.  A couple of elbows to the face.  If you turn on your side for an instant, one of your partners feels left out and gets pissed off.  The bed is 50% hotter than normal, so everything gets covered in clammy, slimy sweat that turns to ice moments later, if you have the AC on (and you'd BETTER have the AC on), and when you're done horsing around and get around to fucking, one partner gets REALLY bored, and goes to make coffee.  Afterwards, you can lay around in the lake made out of sweat.

If the girls are into each other, you're probably going to be the bored one.

That doesn't sound the least bit enjoyable.

[AFK]

Okay, this thread is starting to remind me of the meta-quote threads. 

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Terri says Gretchen is the only woman I can ever have a three way with. I will vote republican if I have to. Because I have priorities.

Blarg.  That sounds like work.

There is no work like wet work.

Three ways are a trap, man.

You didn't see the way Gretchen eyed me. I was stiff for 5 hours.

You want to hear the horrible fucking truth about 3-ways?

I mean, I'm not above wrecking ANY dream.

YES

so that I don't have to keep explaining to every guy I date who hasn't yet had one why they suck.

Two girl, one,guy goes like this (I'm sure the problems are similar or worse for two guy, one girl.)

A knee in the back.  A couple of elbows to the face.  If you turn on your side for an instant, one of your partners feels left out and gets pissed off.  The bed is 50% hotter than normal, so everything gets covered in clammy, slimy sweat that turns to ice moments later, if you have the AC on (and you'd BETTER have the AC on), and when you're done horsing around and get around to fucking, one partner gets REALLY bored, and goes to make coffee.  Afterwards, you can lay around in the lake made out of sweat.

If the girls are into each other, you're probably going to be the bored one.

Yep. That's pretty much how it goes. Same for two guys one girl.

Unless one person is really into watching, but that's not a threesome, that's exhibitionism.

[tyrannosaurus vex]

Terri says Gretchen is the only woman I can ever have a three way with. I will vote republican if I have to. Because I have priorities.

Blarg.  That sounds like work.

There is no work like wet work.

Three ways are a trap, man.

You didn't see the way Gretchen eyed me. I was stiff for 5 hours.

You want to hear the horrible fucking truth about 3-ways?

I mean, I'm not above wrecking ANY dream.

YES

so that I don't have to keep explaining to every guy I date who hasn't yet had one why they suck.

Two girl, one,guy goes like this (I'm sure the problems are similar or worse for two guy, one girl.)

A knee in the back.  A couple of elbows to the face.  If you turn on your side for an instant, one of your partners feels left out and gets pissed off.  The bed is 50% hotter than normal, so everything gets covered in clammy, slimy sweat that turns to ice moments later, if you have the AC on (and you'd BETTER have the AC on), and when you're done horsing around and get around to fucking, one partner gets REALLY bored, and goes to make coffee.  Afterwards, you can lay around in the lake made out of sweat.

If the girls are into each other, you're probably going to be the bored one.

That's not how it has gone for me, generally. Its hardly what they make it out to be in the movies, though. It turns out that human anatomy is more suited to one-on-one.

[Cain]

Mine isn't.

[Jenne]

Two girl, one,guy goes like this (I'm sure the problems are similar or worse for two guy, one girl.)

A knee in the back.  A couple of elbows to the face.  If you turn on your side for an instant, one of your partners feels left out and gets pissed off.  The bed is 50% hotter than normal, so everything gets covered in clammy, slimy sweat that turns to ice moments later, if you have the AC on (and you'd BETTER have the AC on), and when you're done horsing around and get around to fucking, one partner gets REALLY bored, and goes to make coffee.  Afterwards, you can lay around in the lake made out of sweat.

If the girls are into each other, you're probably going to be the bored one.

Huh.  Interesting.  And all the problems I had envisioned didn't involve the actual PHYSICAL doing of the thing.  Sounds entirely unpalatable, though, in the realistic way you've described it.  Good synopsis, Rog!

[Elder Iptuous]

isn't there somebody here willing to give a thumbs up to it?
this is somewhat disheartening, as it stands...

[Adios]

isn't there somebody here willing to give a thumbs up to it?
this is somewhat disheartening, as it stands...

Not me, I prefer to devote my attentions completely.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

isn't there somebody here willing to give a thumbs up to it?
this is somewhat disheartening, as it stands...

Disheartening? Why?

The fact is, it's just not that great. Worth doing once or twice just to have done it, but most people, after that, go "Eh. Well, now I know what that's like".

Works best if two of the people decide in advance to focus on the third person.

Pretty much, unless you fetishize it to the point where just the IDEA is enough of a turn-on, it's not as much fun as one-on-one.

[Elder Iptuous]

well, we've been having a blast lately... 

[Cramulus]

thumbs down here.

I was in a poly relationship for a little under a year. Honestly, it happened so gradually that I never even considered that it'd become "poly" until about 8 months in. I probably wouldn't seek out that kind of relationship again.

All three people involved need to be completely comfortable with each other. Even the slightest smidgen of jealousy or insecurity will be magnified and fuck up everything.

When 2 people are hooking up, it's not impossible to synchronize climaxes. With 3 people it's like some kind of unlikely rube goldberg contraption. You have to enter into it being comfortable that it might not be your turn tonight.



that being said, waking up with two hot girls cuddling up to you is one of the best feelings in the world.