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Started by BadBeast, September 15, 2010, 06:18:09 PM

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East Coast Hustle

Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 23, 2010, 09:16:19 PM
All I'm saying is, if Babylon Patchoulippltan or whoever he is now represents the new breed of perverts, everyone under the age of 35 should just kill themselves now.

Hey now...I'm a couple years shy of 35 and I'm no pseudo-anarchist smelly-chick-banger.

ECH,
old school pervert extraordinaire
Rabid Colostomy Hole Jammer of the Coming Apocalypse™

The Devil is in the details; God is in the nuance.


Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"

BadBeast

"Suitors'' is almost as bad as ''coitus''. (But not as bad as suitors seeking coitus)
"We need a plane for Bombing, Strafing, Assault and Battery, Interception, Ground Support, and Reconaissance,
NOT JUST A "FAIR WEATHER FIGHTER"!

"I kinda like him. It's like he sees inside my soul" ~ Nigel


Whoever puts their hand on me to govern me, is a usurper, and a tyrant, and I declare them my enemy!

"And when the clouds obscure the moon, and normal service is resumed. It wont. Mean. A. Thing"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zpkCJDYxH-4

BabylonHoruv

Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 23, 2010, 09:16:19 PM
All I'm saying is, if Babylon Patchoulippltan or whoever he is now represents the new breed of perverts, everyone under the age of 35 should just kill themselves now.

I'm 32, so not exactly a new breed of pervert. 
You're a special case, Babylon.  You are offensive even when you don't post.

Merely by being alive, you make everyone just a little more miserable

-Dok Howl

BabylonHoruv

Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on September 23, 2010, 09:26:41 PM
It also means I'll need to add a chainsaw and blowtorch to the "Welcoming Committee" for all of my daughter's would-be-suitors. 

Your daughter has dreadlocks?
You're a special case, Babylon.  You are offensive even when you don't post.

Merely by being alive, you make everyone just a little more miserable

-Dok Howl

Doktor Howl

Quote from: Exit City Hustle on September 23, 2010, 09:29:13 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 23, 2010, 09:16:19 PM
All I'm saying is, if Babylon Patchoulippltan or whoever he is now represents the new breed of perverts, everyone under the age of 35 should just kill themselves now.

Hey now...I'm a couple years shy of 35 and I'm no pseudo-anarchist smelly-chick-banger.

ECH,
old school pervert extraordinaire

Right.  You kill everyone else under 35.
Molon Lube

Doktor Howl

Quote from: Xochipilli on September 23, 2010, 10:18:02 PM
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on September 23, 2010, 09:26:41 PM
It also means I'll need to add a chainsaw and blowtorch to the "Welcoming Committee" for all of my daughter's would-be-suitors. 

Your daughter has dreadlocks?

That was possibly the most uncool thing ever said on PD, ever.

You should KYSFTB about now.
Molon Lube

Adios

Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 23, 2010, 10:21:54 PM
Quote from: Xochipilli on September 23, 2010, 10:18:02 PM
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on September 23, 2010, 09:26:41 PM
It also means I'll need to add a chainsaw and blowtorch to the "Welcoming Committee" for all of my daughter's would-be-suitors. 

Your daughter has dreadlocks?

That was possibly the most uncool thing ever said on PD, ever.

You should KYSFTB about now.

That's what I was thinking.

Doktor Howl

Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on September 23, 2010, 09:28:14 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 23, 2010, 09:16:19 PM
All I'm saying is, if Babylon Patchoulippltan or whoever he is now represents the new breed of perverts, everyone under the age of 35 should just kill themselves now.

Fuck that. You need some of us to carry on what used to be normal perversion, but will soon just be "normal". I don't particularly want any bugs or brands or weird diseases.

That's because you aren't serious about having a good time.

Dok,
Considers his parasites to be a defense system.
Molon Lube

East Coast Hustle

Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 23, 2010, 10:21:14 PM
Quote from: Exit City Hustle on September 23, 2010, 09:29:13 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 23, 2010, 09:16:19 PM
All I'm saying is, if Babylon Patchoulippltan or whoever he is now represents the new breed of perverts, everyone under the age of 35 should just kill themselves now.

Hey now...I'm a couple years shy of 35 and I'm no pseudo-anarchist smelly-chick-banger.

ECH,
old school pervert extraordinaire

Right.  You kill everyone else under 35.

Gotcha. Sounds good to me.
Rabid Colostomy Hole Jammer of the Coming Apocalypse™

The Devil is in the details; God is in the nuance.


Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"

East Coast Hustle

Quote from: Xochipilli on September 23, 2010, 10:18:02 PM
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on September 23, 2010, 09:26:41 PM
It also means I'll need to add a chainsaw and blowtorch to the "Welcoming Committee" for all of my daughter's would-be-suitors. 

Your daughter has dreadlocks?

dude, are you trying REALLY hard to be this big of a douchetard, or is it coming naturally to you?
Rabid Colostomy Hole Jammer of the Coming Apocalypse™

The Devil is in the details; God is in the nuance.


Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"

Doktor Howl

Quote from: Exit City Hustle on September 23, 2010, 10:48:53 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 23, 2010, 10:21:14 PM
Quote from: Exit City Hustle on September 23, 2010, 09:29:13 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 23, 2010, 09:16:19 PM
All I'm saying is, if Babylon Patchoulippltan or whoever he is now represents the new breed of perverts, everyone under the age of 35 should just kill themselves now.

Hey now...I'm a couple years shy of 35 and I'm no pseudo-anarchist smelly-chick-banger.

ECH,
old school pervert extraordinaire

Right.  You kill everyone else under 35.

Gotcha. Sounds good to me.

Wait.  Don't kill Freeky, though, she makes AMAZING Indian food.
Molon Lube

Doktor Howl

Quote from: Exit City Hustle on September 23, 2010, 10:49:30 PM
Quote from: Xochipilli on September 23, 2010, 10:18:02 PM
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on September 23, 2010, 09:26:41 PM
It also means I'll need to add a chainsaw and blowtorch to the "Welcoming Committee" for all of my daughter's would-be-suitors. 

Your daughter has dreadlocks?

dude, are you trying REALLY hard to be this big of a douchetard, or is it coming naturally to you?

I think he had an "Eric" moment.
Molon Lube

East Coast Hustle

Rabid Colostomy Hole Jammer of the Coming Apocalypse™

The Devil is in the details; God is in the nuance.


Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"

BabylonHoruv

Forgot RWHN kid was like 8.  Although he's the one that mentioned suitors.  My post was meant as a "what are you worried about, without dreadlocks she won't attract the wrong sort of guy" thing, not a "ooh, you daughter has dreadlocks? hawt" sort of thing.
You're a special case, Babylon.  You are offensive even when you don't post.

Merely by being alive, you make everyone just a little more miserable

-Dok Howl

Adios

Quote from: Xochipilli on September 23, 2010, 11:22:22 PM
Forgot RWHN kid was like 8.  Although he's the one that mentioned suitors.  My post was meant as a "what are you worried about, without dreadlocks she won't attract the wrong sort of guy" thing, not a "ooh, you daughter has dreadlocks? hawt" sort of thing.

You should stop now, really.