Unlimited Ruby Appreciation Thread

[the last yatto]

It's a dead world...

And it's about that time to clear things here!

One generation follows another...

But something in my head says:

Keep going! don't give up!


Cold sweat - running down my back!

I don't fear the chaos!

A reason to fight is not making a stronger man

Cause they don't understand!

I won't calm down! I won't calm down!

What am I supposed to do?

It's hard to realize that the time is running out!

Pow! we're on the move! resist worldwide!

Cause it takes two...

Your money is full of blood and I know this for sure -

We're gonna take over!

Radical! terrorize! and I'm not gonna tell you lies!

Our chances are low - too many problems we got!

Fuck the police! Throw them out!


Destroy 2000 years of culture! destroy...

Move! I shout it out loud!

We're radical and we're proud of it...

Change the things - together we stand and load the gun and make 'em swing'!

Love is a wonderful thing - a secret - a game

And I sing the song of freedom to hate!

Try to think international!


Destroy 2000 years of culture! destroy...

Your freedom to speak is a freedom to lie

Whatever it takes to change .. I'm up for it!

There's no place where noone gets hurt...

A place where I can be on my own!

You should feel guilty if you're just watching!

There's this pain and a constant sound in my head...

They always try and get you back to what they define as reality!

There's nothing to lose but watch your back!

It's cold out here... (don't wait too long!)

[Cain]

Jenne, Janis did leave us far too soon.

Also am I the only one on the board who likes Alanis Morissette?

I respect her, but I really don't enjoy listening to her music at all.

My respect for her went up considerably when I saw her parody/cover version of My Humps on Youtube.  Both self-deprecating and making the Black Eyed Peas (well, Fergie in particular) look like fools, can't ask for much more.

[Elder Iptuous]

i don't know that i really want to read through all 7 pages of this thread, but did Jenne ever describe the logistics of a 'simulated rim job'?
i'm kinda curious...

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

I ate a huge salad for lunch.

I am going to take a shit the size of Delaware in about 4 hours.

I'm doing a fiber-and-juice day to get everything out of my gut. Protein and fiber shake for breakfast; fresh vegetable juice for lunch, some raw veggie snacks somewhere in there.

Around 3 I'll be uploading the biggest dump ever into Portland's sewer pipes.

You shit UPWARDS?

I am now going to build a permanent shrine to you at The Wall.

My shit defies gravity!

No; when you download you are GETTING something from somewhere else, but when you UPLOAD you are putting something somewhere else.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Um, seriously, and didn't that post take more time than thought?

My religious upbringing is what enhances my understanding toward the divisions within the Muslim/Islamic community and the FACT that ancient Persia is not so ancient. You medium minded fucks are just too limited to understand the symbolism, so bend over and let the next guy cover your ass. Yeyee for 'intelligence'.

You've got to be kidding me. I've been further even more decided to use even go need to do look more as anyone can. Can you really be far even as decided half as much to use go wish for that? My guess is that when one really been far even as decided once to use even go want, it is then that he has really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like. It's just common sense.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Has Ruby really been far as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

You've got to be kidding me. Ruby has been further even more decided to use even go need to do look more as anyone can. Can you really be far even as decided half as much to use go wish for that? My guess is that when one really been far even as decided once to use even go want, it is then that he has really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like. It's just common sense

I shoulda read down before replying.

[Doktor Howl]

You guys made me plotz.   

[Ruby]

Editors' note: Some of you may know Ruby from TCC (aka Wicca.com). She's taken it upon herself to do battle with us and show us how Discordians are supposed to act. This has taken the form of posting incoherent gibberish and calling us all idiots.

I snipped the Discordian Evangelism thread here. This thread has been created to collect the runoff.   -Cram



This thread hasn't gone any where since I was last here. Whatta surprise.  

[Ruby]

I'm not familiar with 'rim jobs', makes me think of cars and wheels.

I joined a psych forum, obviously I just don't seem to mesh well with too many here. 

[BadBeast]

Enjoy it, it's all your's.

[Ruby]

How generous. Are you sure the board wants to risk my reign here? I may turn it into, um, a psychiatric religion, or something.

[Cramulus]

Ruby, I'm not sure why you're posting ITT if you have nothing to say?


I'll split this off when I can find the right repository

[Ruby]

Perhaps if we were expected to be seriously inclined, it should have been initiated by the more seasoned posters.

[Cramulus]

actually, most of us prefer to have straight forward conversations where both parties can understand each other.

[Ruby]

What seems to have come about is in getting away from preachy, antagonistic holier than thou individuals, many have become such. Or, perhaps that was the whole point.

Pastafarianism and the subgenius church 'movements' ironically mirror deeper levels of psyche.

Symbolism isn't for the weak-minded.

Discordian Evangelism may just be an edge of the wedge.

Obviously the 'wiser than I' ones are not provoked enough by my idiocies to correct them.