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[Nephew Twiddleton]

So, question to all you Doktors. How does one go about becoming a Doktor? Do you go to some sort of Medikal Skhool? Or is there a home study program available? Or, fuck it, can I just make myself a Doktor? I already deified myself, so I suppose no one is going to stop me.

Start off reading the Horrorology board.

So, question to all you Doktors. How does one go about becoming a Doktor? Do you go to some sort of Medikal Skhool? Or is there a home study program available? Or, fuck it, can I just make myself a Doktor? I already deified myself, so I suppose no one is going to stop me.

DOKTORHOOD IS NOT THE PRODUCT OF EDUCATION.  It is simply what happens when the bullshit of modern sociey has reached such an INESCAPABLE STENCH that there is no option but to give in to disgust and hate. IF YOU WANT TO BE A DOKTOR, LISTEN TO RUSH LIMBAUGH until you CATCH YOURSELF AGREEING WITH HIM.

So, in both cases, mentally torture yourself until your mind snaps?

Nah, it usually happens to you without your prompting it, but it can be induced if needed.

[Phox]

So, question to all you Doktors. How does one go about becoming a Doktor? Do you go to some sort of Medikal Skhool? Or is there a home study program available? Or, fuck it, can I just make myself a Doktor? I already deified myself, so I suppose no one is going to stop me.

Start off reading the Horrorology board.

So, question to all you Doktors. How does one go about becoming a Doktor? Do you go to some sort of Medikal Skhool? Or is there a home study program available? Or, fuck it, can I just make myself a Doktor? I already deified myself, so I suppose no one is going to stop me.

DOKTORHOOD IS NOT THE PRODUCT OF EDUCATION.  It is simply what happens when the bullshit of modern sociey has reached such an INESCAPABLE STENCH that there is no option but to give in to disgust and hate. IF YOU WANT TO BE A DOKTOR, LISTEN TO RUSH LIMBAUGH until you CATCH YOURSELF AGREEING WITH HIM.

So, in both cases, mentally torture yourself until your mind snaps?

Nah, it usually happens to you without your prompting it, but it can be induced if needed.

That's way too much work. Or too long to wait. Either way, being a Doktor is not for me... yet...

[Adios]

So, question to all you Doktors. How does one go about becoming a Doktor? Do you go to some sort of Medikal Skhool? Or is there a home study program available? Or, fuck it, can I just make myself a Doktor? I already deified myself, so I suppose no one is going to stop me.

To become a proper Doktor you must be willing to go places and see thing that sanity forbids. You must laugh and mean it when you do and see those things. Then, if you emerge functionally insane, you are a Doktor. I am sorry, there is no other way. The Horrible Truth™ makes no exceptions.

[Phox]

So, question to all you Doktors. How does one go about becoming a Doktor? Do you go to some sort of Medikal Skhool? Or is there a home study program available? Or, fuck it, can I just make myself a Doktor? I already deified myself, so I suppose no one is going to stop me.

To become a proper Doktor you must be willing to go places and see thing that sanity forbids. You must laugh and mean it when you do and see those things. Then, if you emerge functionally insane, you are a Doktor. I am sorry, there is no other way. The Horrible Truth™ makes no exceptions.

Unfortunately, I'm already half way there. I still don't mean it when I laugh just yet, but... it's starting to get less hysterical and more... natural.

[The Wizard]

There really has been a sudden upswing in Evil lately, hasn't there? Curious isn't it?

[Don Coyote]

There really has been a sudden upswing in Evil lately, hasn't there? Curious isn't it?

Just want to point out that CE is the lazy man's alignment.

[Eater of Clowns]

There really has been a sudden upswing in Evil lately, hasn't there? Curious isn't it?

I still consider myself Chaotic Neutral.

[The Wizard]

Just want to point out that CE is the lazy man's alignment.

Bah! Chaotic Evil is for those who are really serious about their villainy! It's easy to be Lawful Evil and follow orders, or be a noncommittal Neutral Evil. Chaotic Evil takes commitment, and a strong desire to really burn this shitpile down!

Let me find my laser cannon, and I'll demonstrate. Or if you want I can go call Robo-Nun...

[Phox]

There really has been a sudden upswing in Evil lately, hasn't there? Curious isn't it?

Just want to point out that CE is the lazy man's alignment.

I'm bard* from being lawful, and neutral is for suckers.











*If that pun isn't evil, I don't know what is.

[The Wizard]

I'm bard* from being lawful, and neutral is for suckers.

Exactly! And yes, I must admit, the pun was awful.

[Don Coyote]

There really has been a sudden upswing in Evil lately, hasn't there? Curious isn't it?

Just want to point out that CE is the lazy man's alignment.

I'm bard* from being lawful, and neutral is for suckers.











*If that pun isn't evil, I don't know what is.

stifle your racket. It's making a terrible paladin.

[The Wizard]

Exactly! And yes, I must admit, the pun was awful.

Though in saying that, I still plan to destroy you.

[Phox]

There really has been a sudden upswing in Evil lately, hasn't there? Curious isn't it?

Just want to point out that CE is the lazy man's alignment.

I'm bard* from being lawful, and neutral is for suckers.











*If that pun isn't evil, I don't know what is.

stifle your racket. It's making a terrible paladin.

... the stick up your ass is a class feature, right?

Exactly! And yes, I must admit, the pun was awful.

Though in saying that, I still plan to destroy you.

Yes, yes, I know, evil vendetta. A single area of agreement, or a single collaboration do not absolve the ties of hatred that bind us. Just remember, to truly hate, one must first love that which he hates.

[Don Coyote]

Yes, yes, I know, evil vendetta. A single area of agreement, or a single collaboration do not absolve the ties of hatred that bind us. Just remember, to truly hate, one must first love that which he hates.

I think she just asked you out on a date.

[Phox]

Yes, yes, I know, evil vendetta. A single area of agreement, or a single collaboration do not absolve the ties of hatred that bind us. Just remember, to truly hate, one must first love that which he hates.

I think she just asked you out on a date.

Quiet you.