MY SERVICES

[The Wizard]

I think she just asked you out on a date.

So I'm not the only who got that impression?

Thanks for the offer, Lady Nyx, but I do not kiss and murder. I keep my vendetta's purely platonic.

[Phox]

I think she just asked you out on a date.

So I'm not the only who got that impression?

Thanks for the offer, Lady Nyx, but I do not kiss and murder. I keep my vendetta's purely platonic.

Platonic vendettas? Ohhh, you ARE that innocent, aren't you? That will make me enjoy it all the more.

[The Wizard]

Platonic vendettas? Ohhh, you ARE that innocent, aren't you? That will make me enjoy it all the more.

I am hardly innocent, merely committed elsewhere.

Didn't you call me sexy in the Spider thread? This explains so much...

[Phox]

Platonic vendettas? Ohhh, you ARE that innocent, aren't you? That will make me enjoy it all the more.

I am hardly innocent, merely committed elsewhere.

Didn't you call me sexy in the Spider thread? This explains so much...

A bit slow on the uptake, Semaj? 

[The Wizard]

A bit slow on the uptake, Semaj?

Maybe. When someone tries to kill me, I usually assume its because they want me dead. Silly me.

[Phox]

A bit slow on the uptake, Semaj?

Maybe. When someone tries to kill me, I usually assume its because they want me dead. Silly me.

Still used to thinking like a hero, I suppose. Or maybe, it's just that I'm a bit of a necrophiliac? Eh, probably both.

[The Wizard]

Right, well. I'm spoken for.

This thread has been horribly jacked. Apologies Doktor, wherever you are.

[Kai]

This thread is epic.

[Phox]

Right, well. I'm spoken for.

This thread has been horribly jacked. Apologies Doktor, wherever you are.

That's a shame. Fortunately for me, the living have no claim on the dead.

And yes, Doktor, I apologize for my tangents. I can only hope they anger you enough to speed your plans for the annihilation of humanity.

[The Johnny]

Villanous Nyx???

ITT

[Phox]

Villanous Nyx???

ITT

An unfortunate coincidence. However, if you do have the accent of Antonio Banderas, and the looks of Ricardo Montalban, then perhaps I can be persuaded it's not so unfortunate.... 

[Nephew Twiddleton]

ITT Dawn looks for love.

ETA: Services, if you will.

[Phox]

ITT Dawn looks for love.

ETA: Services, if you will.

Goddess of Sex and Violence, Not Necessarily In That Order

[LMNO]

"FIVE HUNDRED METRIC FUCKTONS OF WHOOPS."


I'm stealing that.


See?

[Cainad (dec.)]

"FIVE HUNDRED METRIC FUCKTONS OF WHOOPS."


I'm stealing that.


See?

A freight train with "FIVE HUNDRED METRIC FUCKTONS OF WHOOPS," and you're stealing it.

Does the curly handlebar 'stache ever cease to be appropriate? I mean, you just completed a train robbery.


ITT, Dkr. Alphapance outs himself as a Old Western-style villain.