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[Nephew Twiddleton]

"FIVE HUNDRED METRIC FUCKTONS OF WHOOPS."


I'm stealing that.


See?

A freight train with "FIVE HUNDRED METRIC FUCKTONS OF WHOOPS," and you're stealing it.

Does the curly handlebar 'stache ever cease to be appropriate? I mean, you just completed a train robbery.


ITT, Dkr. Alphapance outs himself as a Old Western-style villain.

Naturally. He's got the moustache for it, and there is photographic evidence of him riding a horse out west.
WE should check the local news coinciding with his visit there to see what villany he was up to.

[LMNO]

All I'm going to say is that there are several dozen satisfied cows out there in Montana.

[PANGO!]

SO.

I WAKE UP THIS MORNING, I PUT ON MY COLLAPSIBLE CAST-IRON SAFETY PANTS, STROLL DOWN TO THE COMPUTER LABORATORY, POUR MYSELF A CUP OF COFFEE BLACKER THAN THE MOST EVIL SINS YOU ALL HAVE IN YOUR CLOSETS, CLICK OVER TO THIS FORUM, AND WHAT DO I FIND TO APPEASE MY DIABOLICAL SENSIBILITIES?

YOU FUCKING HOGS HAVE TURNED MY THREAD INTO A TOOLBOX.

INTERNET HOOK-UPS? OH, NO.

OH, NO NO NO. DOKTOR PANGO WILL NOT ABIDE.

YOU WRETCHED FOUL, YOUR SIDESHOW IS ABOUT TO GET CANCELLED LIKE THE LAVERNE AND SHIRLEY. YOU JUST WATCH. YOU JUST WAIT UNTIL DOKTOR PANGO'S PLAN IS COMPLETE.


--DOKTOR PANGO
ALL CAPS FROM NOW ON.

[Adios]

SO.

I WAKE UP THIS MORNING, I PUT ON MY COLLAPSIBLE CAST-IRON SAFETY PANTS, STROLL DOWN TO THE COMPUTER LABORATORY, POUR MYSELF A CUP OF COFFEE BLACKER THAN THE MOST EVIL SINS YOU ALL HAVE IN YOUR CLOSETS, CLICK OVER TO THIS FORUM, AND WHAT DO I FIND TO APPEASE MY DIABOLICAL SENSIBILITIES?

YOU FUCKING HOGS HAVE TURNED MY THREAD INTO A TOOLBOX.

INTERNET HOOK-UPS? OH, NO.

OH, NO NO NO. DOKTOR PANGO WILL NOT ABIDE.

YOU WRETCHED FOUL, YOUR SIDESHOW IS ABOUT TO GET CANCELLED LIKE THE LAVERNE AND SHIRLEY. YOU JUST WATCH. YOU JUST WAIT UNTIL DOKTOR PANGO'S PLAN IS COMPLETE.


--DOKTOR PANGO
ALL CAPS FROM NOW ON.

Please do not accidentally my internets, I did not have any part in it. 

[Phox]

SO.

I WAKE UP THIS MORNING, I PUT ON MY COLLAPSIBLE CAST-IRON SAFETY PANTS, STROLL DOWN TO THE COMPUTER LABORATORY, POUR MYSELF A CUP OF COFFEE BLACKER THAN THE MOST EVIL SINS YOU ALL HAVE IN YOUR CLOSETS, CLICK OVER TO THIS FORUM, AND WHAT DO I FIND TO APPEASE MY DIABOLICAL SENSIBILITIES?

YOU FUCKING HOGS HAVE TURNED MY THREAD INTO A TOOLBOX.

INTERNET HOOK-UPS? OH, NO.

OH, NO NO NO. DOKTOR PANGO WILL NOT ABIDE.

YOU WRETCHED FOUL, YOUR SIDESHOW IS ABOUT TO GET CANCELLED LIKE THE LAVERNE AND SHIRLEY. YOU JUST WATCH. YOU JUST WAIT UNTIL DOKTOR PANGO'S PLAN IS COMPLETE.


--DOKTOR PANGO
ALL CAPS FROM NOW ON.

HA! SUCCESS!

[Doktor Howl]

Laverne and Shirley ran for decades in syndication.  Just saying.

[Cainad (dec.)]

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