News:

TESTEMONAIL:  Right and Discordianism allows room for personal interpretation. You have your theories and I have mine. Unlike Christianity, Discordia allows room for ideas and opinions, and mine is well-informed and based on ancient philosophy and theology, so, my neo-Discordian friends, open your minds to my interpretation and I will open my mind to yours. That's fair enough, right? Just claiming to be discordian should mean that your mind is open and willing to learn and share ideas. You guys are fucking bashing me and your laughing at my theologies and my friends know what's up and are laughing at you and honestly this is my last shot at putting a label on my belief structure and your making me lose all hope of ever finding a ideological group I can relate to because you don't even know what the fuck I'm talking about and everything I have said is based on the founding principals of real Discordianism. Expand your mind.

Main Menu

Hey, you.

Started by Doktor Howl, October 01, 2010, 05:21:07 PM

Previous topic - Next topic

Doktor Howl

Molon Lube

Freeky


Doktor Howl

Molon Lube

Richter

The tourism brochure said I could.  It also said I could fill your shoes after I was done.

I didn't though.  We must show some restraint, after all.
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on May 22, 2015, 03:00:53 AM
Anyone ever think about how Richter inhabits the same reality as you and just scream and scream and scream, but in a good way?   :lulz:

Friendly Neighborhood Mentat

Adios

Quote from: Richter on October 01, 2010, 05:40:05 PM
The tourism brochure said I could.  It also said I could fill your shoes after I was done.

I didn't though.  We must show some restraint, after all.

Yes you did fill his shoes, I saw you wipe afterwards.

Freeky

Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 01, 2010, 05:37:01 PM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on October 01, 2010, 05:36:21 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 01, 2010, 05:35:47 PM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on October 01, 2010, 05:32:09 PM
MAKE ME!

Okay.

YOU'LL HAVE TO CATCH ME FIRST!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA!

I can do that.  Your peripheral vision sucks.

What, just because I wear glasses? I'll have you know that the blurriness has only upped my reflexes. So there.

Dysfunctional Cunt

Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 01, 2010, 05:35:35 PM
Quote from: Kiaransalee on October 01, 2010, 05:32:58 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 01, 2010, 05:21:07 PM
Cut that shit out.  This instant.

:oops:

It was just lying there.

So you just HAD to accidentally the whole thing.

Swamp gas from a weather balloon was trapped in a thermal pocket and reflected the light from Venus and temporarily blinded me with ummmmm  science  :lulz:

And that is my story and I'm sticking to it!

IT WAS FOR THE SCIENCE!!!

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 01, 2010, 05:37:01 PM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on October 01, 2010, 05:36:21 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 01, 2010, 05:35:47 PM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on October 01, 2010, 05:32:09 PM
MAKE ME!

Okay.

YOU'LL HAVE TO CATCH ME FIRST!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA!

I can do that.  Your peripheral vision sucks.

I now have a mental image of you sneaking up on Freeky from the side, with her all awash in blissful innocence.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Doktor Howl

Quote from: Richter on October 01, 2010, 05:40:05 PM
The tourism brochure said I could.  It also said I could fill your shoes after I was done.

I didn't though.  We must show some restraint, after all.

That was no tourism brochure.  That was the menu from the Meetrack, you degenerate!
Molon Lube

Doktor Howl

Quote from: The Lord and Lady Omnibus Fuck on October 01, 2010, 05:43:43 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 01, 2010, 05:37:01 PM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on October 01, 2010, 05:36:21 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 01, 2010, 05:35:47 PM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on October 01, 2010, 05:32:09 PM
MAKE ME!

Okay.

YOU'LL HAVE TO CATCH ME FIRST!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA!

I can do that.  Your peripheral vision sucks.

I now have a mental image of you sneaking up on Freeky from the side, with her all awash in blissful innocence.

More common than you'd think.
Molon Lube

Doktor Howl

Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on October 01, 2010, 05:42:20 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 01, 2010, 05:37:01 PM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on October 01, 2010, 05:36:21 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 01, 2010, 05:35:47 PM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on October 01, 2010, 05:32:09 PM
MAKE ME!

Okay.

YOU'LL HAVE TO CATCH ME FIRST!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA!

I can do that.  Your peripheral vision sucks.

What, just because I wear glasses? I'll have you know that the blurriness has only upped my reflexes. So there.

And the plastered bugs on my windshield have caused me to drive faster.
Molon Lube

Doktor Howl

Quote from: Kiaransalee on October 01, 2010, 05:42:31 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 01, 2010, 05:35:35 PM
Quote from: Kiaransalee on October 01, 2010, 05:32:58 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 01, 2010, 05:21:07 PM
Cut that shit out.  This instant.

:oops:

It was just lying there.

So you just HAD to accidentally the whole thing.

Swamp gas from a weather balloon was trapped in a thermal pocket and reflected the light from Venus and temporarily blinded me with ummmmm  science  :lulz:

And that is my story and I'm sticking to it!

IT WAS FOR THE SCIENCE!!!

There is no "the" before SCIENCE.  Your argument is invalid.
Molon Lube

Freeky

Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 01, 2010, 05:45:09 PM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on October 01, 2010, 05:42:20 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 01, 2010, 05:37:01 PM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on October 01, 2010, 05:36:21 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 01, 2010, 05:35:47 PM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on October 01, 2010, 05:32:09 PM
MAKE ME!

Okay.

YOU'LL HAVE TO CATCH ME FIRST!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA!

I can do that.  Your peripheral vision sucks.

What, just because I wear glasses? I'll have you know that the blurriness has only upped my reflexes. So there.

And the plastered bugs on my windshield have caused me to drive faster.

Yeah, I've noticed.

Doktor Howl

Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on October 01, 2010, 05:46:20 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 01, 2010, 05:45:09 PM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on October 01, 2010, 05:42:20 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 01, 2010, 05:37:01 PM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on October 01, 2010, 05:36:21 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 01, 2010, 05:35:47 PM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on October 01, 2010, 05:32:09 PM
MAKE ME!

Okay.

YOU'LL HAVE TO CATCH ME FIRST!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA!

I can do that.  Your peripheral vision sucks.

What, just because I wear glasses? I'll have you know that the blurriness has only upped my reflexes. So there.

And the plastered bugs on my windshield have caused me to drive faster.

Yeah, I've noticed.

That might explain the eeeeeeeeeeeeee noise you and Nurse Enabler are always making.

Look, I don't NEED a windshield.  I drive by the force.
Molon Lube

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 01, 2010, 05:44:05 PM
Quote from: Richter on October 01, 2010, 05:40:05 PM
The tourism brochure said I could.  It also said I could fill your shoes after I was done.

I didn't though.  We must show some restraint, after all.

That was no tourism brochure.  That was the menu from the Meetrack, you degenerate!

WAIT

Do they serve... "food"... at the Meetrack?
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."