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For my part, I've replaced optimism and believing the best of people by default with a grin and the absolute 100% certainty that if they cannot find a pig to fuck, they will buy some bacon and play oinking noises on YouTube.

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Started by the last yatto, October 05, 2010, 10:14:50 PM

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the last yatto

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-lancashire-11479838

Times like this I'm glad your doing what you do....

Nine years old  :argh!:
Look, asshole:  Your 'incomprehensible' act, your word-salad, your pinealism...It BORES ME.  I've been incomprehensible for so long, I TEACH IT TO MBA CANDIDATES.  So if you simply MUST talk about your pineal gland or happy children dancing in the wildflowers, go talk to Roger, because he digs that kind of shit

AFK

I can only imagine how many parents have seen that YouTube video of the little toddler chain-smoking and thought, "Hey, we should get junior to do that so he can get on the TeeVee." 

But I have to say, as sad as this is, it still ranks below in  :horrormirth: compared to the kids in a certain town who were soaking tampons in vodka and sticking them where the sun don't shine. 
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.