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Started by E.O.T., October 05, 2010, 07:02:39 PM

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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Quote from: Sir Coyote on October 06, 2010, 04:21:53 AM
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Quote from: The Lord and Lady Omnibus Fuck on October 06, 2010, 04:00:40 AM
See? I am a professional.

Do you just smell like his mom or everyone's?

To every individual, I smell exactly like their mom.

That is not too terribly frightening. Unless you have The VoiceTM.

I bring the Fear. Smelling like your mom is just a bonus.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


E.O.T.

Quote from: The Lord and Lady Omnibus Fuck on October 06, 2010, 04:24:16 AM
Quote from: Sir Coyote on October 06, 2010, 04:21:53 AM
Quote from: The Lord and Lady Omnibus Fuck on October 06, 2010, 04:20:51 AM
Quote from: Doktor Blight on October 06, 2010, 04:02:00 AM
Quote from: The Lord and Lady Omnibus Fuck on October 06, 2010, 04:00:40 AM
See? I am a professional.

Do you just smell like his mom or everyone's?

To every individual, I smell exactly like their mom.

That is not too terribly frightening. Unless you have The VoiceTM.

I bring the Fear. Smelling like your mom is just a bonus.

DOES THAT

          come in both 'milf' scent

AND

          latent 'milf' scent?
"a good fight justifies any cause"

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Quote from: E.O.T. on October 06, 2010, 08:01:20 AM
Quote from: The Lord and Lady Omnibus Fuck on October 06, 2010, 04:24:16 AM
Quote from: Sir Coyote on October 06, 2010, 04:21:53 AM
Quote from: The Lord and Lady Omnibus Fuck on October 06, 2010, 04:20:51 AM
Quote from: Doktor Blight on October 06, 2010, 04:02:00 AM
Quote from: The Lord and Lady Omnibus Fuck on October 06, 2010, 04:00:40 AM
See? I am a professional.

Do you just smell like his mom or everyone's?

To every individual, I smell exactly like their mom.

That is not too terribly frightening. Unless you have The VoiceTM.

I bring the Fear. Smelling like your mom is just a bonus.

DOES THAT

          come in both 'milf' scent

AND

          latent 'milf' scent?

Depends on whether you want to fuck your mom.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


E.O.T.

Quote from: The Lord and Lady Omnibus Fuck on October 06, 2010, 08:24:28 AM
Quote from: E.O.T. on October 06, 2010, 08:01:20 AM
Quote from: The Lord and Lady Omnibus Fuck on October 06, 2010, 04:24:16 AM
Quote from: Sir Coyote on October 06, 2010, 04:21:53 AM
Quote from: The Lord and Lady Omnibus Fuck on October 06, 2010, 04:20:51 AM
Quote from: Doktor Blight on October 06, 2010, 04:02:00 AM
Quote from: The Lord and Lady Omnibus Fuck on October 06, 2010, 04:00:40 AM
See? I am a professional.

Do you just smell like his mom or everyone's?

To every individual, I smell exactly like their mom.

That is not too terribly frightening. Unless you have The VoiceTM.

I bring the Fear. Smelling like your mom is just a bonus.

DOES THAT

          come in both 'milf' scent

AND

          latent 'milf' scent?

Depends on whether you want to fuck your mom.

HUH

          now that i actually read the previous posts, that's pretty weird. i don't even know what my mom smells like. lemon pledge? a dishwasher cleaned crockpot? cigarettes? really bad, cheap, white wine?

HOW

          did you realize that you smell like everyone's mom?
"a good fight justifies any cause"

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Quote from: E.O.T. on October 06, 2010, 08:30:13 AM
Quote from: The Lord and Lady Omnibus Fuck on October 06, 2010, 08:24:28 AM
Quote from: E.O.T. on October 06, 2010, 08:01:20 AM
Quote from: The Lord and Lady Omnibus Fuck on October 06, 2010, 04:24:16 AM
Quote from: Sir Coyote on October 06, 2010, 04:21:53 AM
Quote from: The Lord and Lady Omnibus Fuck on October 06, 2010, 04:20:51 AM
Quote from: Doktor Blight on October 06, 2010, 04:02:00 AM
Quote from: The Lord and Lady Omnibus Fuck on October 06, 2010, 04:00:40 AM
See? I am a professional.

Do you just smell like his mom or everyone's?

To every individual, I smell exactly like their mom.

That is not too terribly frightening. Unless you have The VoiceTM.

I bring the Fear. Smelling like your mom is just a bonus.

DOES THAT

          come in both 'milf' scent

AND

          latent 'milf' scent?

Depends on whether you want to fuck your mom.

HUH

          now that i actually read the previous posts, that's pretty weird. i don't even know what my mom smells like. lemon pledge? a dishwasher cleaned crockpot? cigarettes? really bad, cheap, white wine?

HOW

          did you realize that you smell like everyone's mom?


Enough people told me so. I am, apparently, the Universal Motherâ„¢.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


E.O.T.

THAT

         reminds me of a great line from the new 'Family Guy' when Stewie says to Brian (re:Lois) "everyone in this room's been in that vagina except YOU!"
"a good fight justifies any cause"

E.O.T.

Quote from: The Lord and Lady Omnibus Fuck on October 06, 2010, 08:35:57 AM
Quote from: E.O.T. on October 06, 2010, 08:30:13 AM
Quote from: The Lord and Lady Omnibus Fuck on October 06, 2010, 08:24:28 AM
Quote from: E.O.T. on October 06, 2010, 08:01:20 AM
Quote from: The Lord and Lady Omnibus Fuck on October 06, 2010, 04:24:16 AM
Quote from: Sir Coyote on October 06, 2010, 04:21:53 AM
Quote from: The Lord and Lady Omnibus Fuck on October 06, 2010, 04:20:51 AM
Quote from: Doktor Blight on October 06, 2010, 04:02:00 AM
Quote from: The Lord and Lady Omnibus Fuck on October 06, 2010, 04:00:40 AM
See? I am a professional.

Do you just smell like his mom or everyone's?

To every individual, I smell exactly like their mom.

That is not too terribly frightening. Unless you have The VoiceTM.

I bring the Fear. Smelling like your mom is just a bonus.

DOES THAT

          come in both 'milf' scent

AND

          latent 'milf' scent?

Depends on whether you want to fuck your mom.

HUH

          now that i actually read the previous posts, that's pretty weird. i don't even know what my mom smells like. lemon pledge? a dishwasher cleaned crockpot? cigarettes? really bad, cheap, white wine?

HOW

          did you realize that you smell like everyone's mom?


Enough people told me so. I am, apparently, the Universal Motherâ„¢.

IT'S BECAUSE

          you've made all those glass 'venus of wellendorfph' figures, your art has caused you to transcend into a universal booty!
"a good fight justifies any cause"

E.O.T.

O.K, ANYWAYS;

          do you wear a costume when people smell you?
"a good fight justifies any cause"

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#68
Usually, this is my supervillain costume:



But sometimes, it's  this:




Which one smells like your mom?
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."



Mesozoic Mister Nigel

"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Jasper


Elder Iptuous

Like a wise man once told me on this board, "there's no accounting for taste..."


Mesozoic Mister Nigel

It's simple. I don't like him because he is a douche.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Elder Iptuous

Quote from: The Lord and Lady Omnibus Fuck on October 06, 2010, 07:23:00 PM
It's simple. I don't like him because he is a douche.

although i don't really have anything to base it on, i'm guessing you're right.
since his act is pretty much an act of self aggrandisement, i would imagine it's a good chance that colors his personality when not performing as well...
but since i haven't ever seen him outside of his act, i enjoy his stuff, myself.