List of Irritating Things

[Doktor Howl]

Things that annoy Dok today.

1.  Me.

2.  Everyone else.

STOP BEING SO DAMN PRETTY! 

(I kid)

[Freeky]

Things that annoy Dok today.

1.  Me.

2.  Everyone else.

STOP BEING SO DAMN PRETTY! 

NO U

[Doktor Howl]

Things that annoy Dok today.

1.  Me.

2.  Everyone else.

STOP BEING SO DAMN PRETTY! 

NO U

I CAN'T.  IT COMES WITH BEING A DIRTY LITTLE GIRL.

DOK,
DIRTY LITTLE GIRL.

[Freeky]

Things that annoy Dok today.

1.  Me.

2.  Everyone else.

STOP BEING SO DAMN PRETTY! 

NO U

I CAN'T.  IT COMES WITH BEING A DIRTY LITTLE GIRL.

DOK,
DIRTY LITTLE GIRL.

STOP BEING PRETTIER THAN ME OR ELSE

[Doktor Howl]

Things that annoy Dok today.

1.  Me.

2.  Everyone else.

STOP BEING SO DAMN PRETTY! 

NO U

I CAN'T.  IT COMES WITH BEING A DIRTY LITTLE GIRL.

DOK,
DIRTY LITTLE GIRL.

STOP BEING PRETTIER THAN ME OR ELSE

OR ELSE WHAT?

DOK,
DOES HIS LITTLE TURN ON THE CATWALK, ON THE CATWALK, YEAH.

[Freeky]

Things that annoy Dok today.

1.  Me.

2.  Everyone else.

STOP BEING SO DAMN PRETTY! 

NO U

I CAN'T.  IT COMES WITH BEING A DIRTY LITTLE GIRL.

DOK,
DIRTY LITTLE GIRL.

STOP BEING PRETTIER THAN ME OR ELSE

OR ELSE WHAT?

DOK,
DOES HIS LITTLE TURN ON THE CATWALK, ON THE CATWALK, YEAH.

PLEASE STAND BY.



HAMMERTIME.

[Doktor Howl]

wooooooooooooo

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Things that annoy Dok today.

1.  Me.

2.  Everyone else.

STOP BEING SO DAMN PRETTY! 

NO U

I CAN'T.  IT COMES WITH BEING A DIRTY LITTLE GIRL.

DOK,
DIRTY LITTLE GIRL.

STOP BEING PRETTIER THAN ME OR ELSE

OR ELSE WHAT?

DOK,
DOES HIS LITTLE TURN ON THE CATWALK, ON THE CATWALK, YEAH.

[Psychonomaly]

I just did this:

- misuse of ellipses
- repetitive misuse of ellipses
- loud, abrupt noises
- misapplication of the terms "theory" and "hypothesis"
- people who take offense when they hear taboo words
- people who refer to others as "immature" for using taboo words
- people who don't get that their highly amusing reactions to hearing taboo words make taboo words fun to use and otherwise perpetuate the general offensiveness thereof
- friends that are embarrassed to be seen with you in public
- the shooting of wolves from helicopters—seriously, who does that?
- belief that believing that proof is Truer than belief is not belief
- forceful assertion that atheism is a religion
- aesthetically appealing moderately-sized women who constantly gripe that they're fat when they aren't, as if that's something to be ashamed of, thereby needlessly engendering feelings of self-consciousness in aesthetically appealing, genuinely large women
- Women who don't realize that their self-perception of over exaggerated size reflects other more deep-rooted insecurities
- government
- belief that government is a "necessary evil"

[AFK]

steel wool
poison ivy
itching powder
thistles
noel gallagher

[Doktor Howl]

I just did this:


- belief that believing that proof is Truer than belief is not belief

You're an idiot.

- belief that government is a "necessary evil"

Correction:  Just another anarchist idiot.

[Jasper]

- belief that believing that proof is Truer than belief is not belief

That's hard to parse.

Believe that "proof is truer than belief":  Check

"proof is..." is not belief:  Check.

Then you lost me.

I'm pretty sure, whatever that means, it's wrong.

[Doktor Howl]

- belief that believing that proof is Truer than belief is not belief

That's hard to parse.

Believe that "proof is truer than belief":  Check

"proof is..." is not belief:  Check.

Then you lost me.

I'm pretty sure, whatever that means, it's wrong.

I took it as "placing evidence over belief is itself belief".

But I could be wrong, he seems kind of dumb.

[Jasper]

I pity these fools thinking they're yoda spouting jibba jabba.

[Doktor Howl]

I pity these fools thinking they're yoda spouting jibba jabba.

Not me.  I'm pretty sure that they're sincere in their stupidity, and thus are happy.