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Started by Doktor Howl, October 11, 2010, 05:45:23 PM

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I FUCKING HATE FILTHY CANADIANS!  :crankey:
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Does it hurt or help to point out that your favorite punster's lineage traces back to some French-Canadian clans? 

May explain why I too like Tim Hortons. 
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Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on October 12, 2010, 01:41:05 PM
Does it hurt or help to point out that your favorite punster's lineage traces back to some French-Canadian clans? 

May explain why I too like Tim Hortons. 

Quebecois may have some genetic flaws, but being Canadian isn't one of them.
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Quote from: First City Hustle on October 12, 2010, 05:11:41 PM
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on October 12, 2010, 01:41:05 PM
Does it hurt or help to point out that your favorite punster's lineage traces back to some French-Canadian clans?  

May explain why I too like Tim Hortons.  

Quebecois may have some genetic flaws, but being Canadian isn't one of them.
Pre-dispostions towards ingesting truly disgusting amounts of sugar and fat are, though.

Srsly. Quebecois are incurable sugar junkies.
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The Canadians have the weird concept of Thanksgiving.  It happens early, on Columbus day of all things, but is basically the same otherwise.  When we can we get together with Grandma to celebrate it, but I'm never clear on how that all got rolling.  Some of the family stuck out the Revolution in Canada, while the other half was kicking out the king, that may have been it.  

Anyways, there was turkey, there was chatting and bullshitting.  We had to work around the privations of a house most of the clan occupies off and on throughout the year.  It's never quite fully stocked, the utilities all have their own quirks and tricks, and there's narry a full set of dishes to be found.  The cutlery was abysmally dull, which I spent some time fixing.  Grandma augmented the usual fare with creamed onions.  If you've never had the pleasure, imagine a chowder composed of tiny onions, gone wrong, with a flavor ALMOST like bleu cheese...but NOT.  Grandma is absolutely in love with the things, so we all have them every year.

Fucking onions.

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I love creamed onions.
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The Devil is in the details; God is in the nuance.


Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"

Richter

You can have 'em.  It's like a bowl of tapioca with a horrible disease that drowns it in sebaceous secretions.
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Anyone ever think about how Richter inhabits the same reality as you and just scream and scream and scream, but in a good way?   :lulz:

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shouldn't taste anything even remotely like bleu cheese though. The cream sauce has to be made with cloves and/or allspice and a touch of sherry. I've done them at thanksgiving every year since I took over thanksgiving dinner duties and they're usually the first thing to run out.
Rabid Colostomy Hole Jammer of the Coming Apocalypse™

The Devil is in the details; God is in the nuance.


Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"

Richter

Can you hook me up with a recipe?  I think it needs to forcibly replace the one that's currently being run.
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Anyone ever think about how Richter inhabits the same reality as you and just scream and scream and scream, but in a good way?   :lulz:

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Quote from: First City Hustle on October 12, 2010, 05:11:41 PM
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on October 12, 2010, 01:41:05 PM
Does it hurt or help to point out that your favorite punster's lineage traces back to some French-Canadian clans?  

May explain why I too like Tim Hortons.  

Quebecois may have some genetic flaws, but being Canadian isn't one of them.

Quebecois is it's own breed of subhuman. It's even lower than the non-French Canadians.
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"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."