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Started by Prince Glittersnatch III, October 13, 2010, 08:30:44 PM

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Prince Glittersnatch III

October 13, 2010, 08:30:44 PM
http://www.rollingstone.com/politics/news/17390/210904?RS_show_page=0

QuoteA hall full of elderly white people in Medicare-paid scooters, railing against government spending and imagining themselves revolutionaries as they cheer on the vice-presidential puppet hand-picked by the GOP establishment. If there exists a better snapshot of everything the Tea Party represents, I can't imagine it.

:lulz:
http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?=743264506 <---worst human being to ever live.

http://www.jesus-is-savior.com/False%20Religions/Other%20Pagan%20Mumbo-Jumbo/discordianism.htm <----Learn the truth behind Discordianism

Quote from: Aleister Growly on September 04, 2010, 04:08:37 AM
Glittersnatch would be a rather unfortunate condition, if a halfway decent troll name.

Quote from: GIGGLES on June 16, 2011, 10:24:05 PM
AORTAL SEX MADES MY DICK HARD AS FUCK!

Cramulus

#1
October 13, 2010, 09:00:48 PM
heh - this article's got spurs, no?

Prince Glittersnatch III

#2
October 14, 2010, 03:53:12 AM
Quote from: Cramulus on October 13, 2010, 09:00:48 PM
heh - this article's got spurs, no?

Ive never heard that saying before.  :sad:
http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?=743264506 <---worst human being to ever live.

http://www.jesus-is-savior.com/False%20Religions/Other%20Pagan%20Mumbo-Jumbo/discordianism.htm <----Learn the truth behind Discordianism

Quote from: Aleister Growly on September 04, 2010, 04:08:37 AM
Glittersnatch would be a rather unfortunate condition, if a halfway decent troll name.

Quote from: GIGGLES on June 16, 2011, 10:24:05 PM
AORTAL SEX MADES MY DICK HARD AS FUCK!

Nephew Twiddleton

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October 14, 2010, 03:56:52 AM
Quote from: Lord Glittersnatch on October 14, 2010, 03:53:12 AM
Quote from: Cramulus on October 13, 2010, 09:00:48 PM
heh - this article's got spurs, no?

Ive never heard that saying before.  :sad:

I believe it means that the article is not pulling any punches.
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Cramulus

#4
October 14, 2010, 03:57:51 AM
ah er I made it up

yeah, i mean to say it's sharp, driving. Well put together. Makes a good case that they're an unintelligent minority, will hopefully help in stealing some of their momentum.

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#5
October 17, 2010, 12:40:53 PM
Quote from: Cramulus on October 14, 2010, 03:57:51 AM
ah er I made it up

yeah, i mean to say it's sharp, driving. Well put together. Makes a good case that they're an unintelligent minority, will hopefully help in stealing some of their momentum.

Well ain't that sumthin an ellitist Amurrica-hater wud say, to be obstructionary for their Socialists.
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Golden Applesauce

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October 17, 2010, 09:20:07 PM
WE DEMAND LESS GOVERNMENT
but more controls on abortion
more controls on immigration
more powers for the CIA/NSA/local law enforcement to catch terrorists brown people undesirables
and more defense spending
Q: How regularly do you hire 8th graders?
A: We have hired a number of FORMER 8th graders.

Cainad (dec.)

#7
October 18, 2010, 03:42:34 AM
It's not that the government needs to stop spending...

It just needs to stop spending money on those people. You know the ones.

The ones actually walking, rather than scooting about.

tyrannosaurus vex

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October 18, 2010, 03:51:13 AM
Quote from: Golden Applesauce on October 17, 2010, 09:20:07 PM
WE DEMAND LESS GOVERNMENT
but more controls on abortion
more controls on immigration
more powers for the CIA/NSA/local law enforcement to catch terrorists brown people undesirables
and more defense spending

don't forget an entire constitutional amendment to force gay people into permanent 2nd-class citizen status.
Evil and Unfeeling Arse-Flenser From The City of the Damned.

Cain

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October 18, 2010, 02:04:39 PM
Quote from: Golden Applesauce on October 17, 2010, 09:20:07 PM
WE DEMAND LESS GOVERNMENT
but more controls on abortion
more controls on immigration
more powers for the CIA/NSA/local law enforcement to catch terrorists brown people undesirables
and more defense spending

Also less welfare, except for me, because I really deserve and need it.
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