About the Welsh...

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Scorned Beef and Crappage.

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HERE'S A REAL IRISH MEAL:

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St. Patrick's Day is a farce. It was concocted during prohibition by the FBI as a way to coerce the Irish in Boston to become so drunk that they could easily be found. Racial profiling exploited to maximum efficiency. The Italians in RI, liking this idea and hating the Irish, celebrate it because their love of wine and accordion music allowed them greater supremacy over their now vanquished enemies. They celebrate it by eating corned beef and cabbage, putting green food coloring in their beer, and wearing Kiss Me I'm Irish T-shirts. Now, instead of the Irish going to the once proud and awesome Stuffies Bar in North Providence, the Italians have proceeded to bulldoze it and turn it into a trendy brick-oven cooked everything and cocktail lounge where they frost their hair, wear huge sunglasses at 9PM, and pay twice the price of anywhere else in the state for ANYTHING. It's called WILDFIRE. Lots of Irish karaoke there on the day when a heroic man drove the serpents from the Emerald Isle.

Pop your collar, bitches, it's St. Patties Day.

No, that's St. Joseph's Day.

And for the record, I fucking hate corned beef and cabbage. Even my Irish mother hates it. It's not Irish, it's what poor Irish-Americans ate, and therefore insulting.

HOWEVER.

Evidence leads us to believe that Lithuanians really invented the Irish and the Saxons to control the Welsh. Welsh itself is a Lithuanian word for "pond scum".

Nope,

You're Wrong,

St. Joseph's Day was incepted as a way for all the fat little kids in the Catholic schools to stuff their faces with Zeppoles. Originally, one lucky little guido was allowed to go to the Zeppole Factory, run by Willie Wanko. He would be entreated to run amok in the factory, borrowing money from the wee folk (referred to as Guidocinnis), and ultimately making it to Wanko's office, where the small child was sacrificed to Wanko's heathen god.

[Nephew Twiddleton]

HERE'S A REAL IRISH MEAL:

Fuck yes.

And damn you for making me hungry.

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You ain't kiddin'.

I could go for bangers and mash.

RIGHT NAO!

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Also,

Here's the historically accurate meal of St. Joseph's Day, as demonstrated with Medieval Miracle Play:

[Richter]

Corned beef is pretty nasty outide of a sammich.  I'd be lying if I said I didn't cook one up every so often (no cabage, potatoes, or other "boiled dinner" bullshit) for the purpose of 3 days of said sammich meat though.

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Corned beef:

Should only be eaten out necessity...

Such as a Reuben.

[Phox]

Damn, this thread is making me hungry. 

[Richter]

Eating reubens is a very necessary thing.

[Nephew Twiddleton]

Eating reubens is a very necessary thing.

I get by without them.

[East Coast Hustle]

HERE'S A REAL IRISH MEAL:

I think a hefty dose of penicillin might take care of that.

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HERE'S A REAL IRISH MEAL:

I think a hefty dose of penicillin might take care of that.

Or stout.

[Cain]

I went to Wales once, and I shall enlighten you with TRUFAKTZ.

The Welsh live in abandoned coal mines!
They survive off a diet of leek and tourists, which they lure in with their singing!
They reproduce like the creatures in Alien, only they burst out the stomaches of sheep!
Their complex courtship ritual involves gifting the intended sheep with a daffodil, then taking it from behind while it is distracted, shouting SURPRISE BUTTSEX (which is Hen Wlad fy Nhadau in their fake language).
The real use of the lovespoon is to eat lovesoup, which is made of leeks and....other materials.

[Nephew Twiddleton]

HERE'S A REAL IRISH MEAL:

I think a hefty dose of penicillin might take care of that.

Or stout.

Dammit dude, cut it out!