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Started by Prince Glittersnatch III, October 12, 2010, 08:41:34 PM

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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Quote from: Richter on October 13, 2010, 12:14:34 AM
Quote from: The Lord and Lady Omnibus Fuck on October 12, 2010, 09:05:14 PM
Quote from: The Dancing Pickle on October 12, 2010, 08:51:37 PM
QuoteShe is hoping it helps parents steer their young children towards a life of heterosexuality.

yeah, so they end up in a loveless marriage and end up getting their dick sucked in a parked car by some stranger they met off craigslist to fulfill their desires.

my old roommate, gay as a tree full of monkeys on nitrous, used to tell me  :lulz: stories of him and a friend of his trolling the downtown river walk and parks in the 80's for "straight" guys just looking for a quickie.  He's apparently supplied a lot of the "love that dare not speak it's name" to a largish number of this cities closeted homos over the decades.

also, he confirmed that glory holes did in fact exist ( I thought it was urban legend ) and there were several places that "everyone" knew about around town.


LOL, yeah, blowjob parks and glory holes abound... haven't you ever looked at Craigslist?

Right on Nigel.  Everyone knew what the downstairs bathroom at my College's library was for, and not to go there unless that's what you wanted.

It's important to know these things.

In order to head off surprises. <cough>
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Quote from: The Lord and Lady Omnibus Fuck on October 13, 2010, 02:44:44 AM
Quote from: Richter on October 13, 2010, 12:14:34 AM
Quote from: The Lord and Lady Omnibus Fuck on October 12, 2010, 09:05:14 PM
Quote from: The Dancing Pickle on October 12, 2010, 08:51:37 PM
QuoteShe is hoping it helps parents steer their young children towards a life of heterosexuality.

yeah, so they end up in a loveless marriage and end up getting their dick sucked in a parked car by some stranger they met off craigslist to fulfill their desires.

my old roommate, gay as a tree full of monkeys on nitrous, used to tell me  :lulz: stories of him and a friend of his trolling the downtown river walk and parks in the 80's for "straight" guys just looking for a quickie.  He's apparently supplied a lot of the "love that dare not speak it's name" to a largish number of this cities closeted homos over the decades.

also, he confirmed that glory holes did in fact exist ( I thought it was urban legend ) and there were several places that "everyone" knew about around town.


LOL, yeah, blowjob parks and glory holes abound... haven't you ever looked at Craigslist?

Right on Nigel.  Everyone knew what the downstairs bathroom at my College's library was for, and not to go there unless that's what you wanted.

It's important to know these things.

In order to head off surprises. <cough>

What if a woman went to one of those glory holes and sucks off the guy in the next stall while he thinks its a dude sucking him off. Then she jumps out and reveals that shes actually a woman. How would the dude react?
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Quote from: Lord Glittersnatch on October 13, 2010, 06:48:02 PM
Quote from: The Lord and Lady Omnibus Fuck on October 13, 2010, 02:44:44 AM
Quote from: Richter on October 13, 2010, 12:14:34 AM
Quote from: The Lord and Lady Omnibus Fuck on October 12, 2010, 09:05:14 PM
Quote from: The Dancing Pickle on October 12, 2010, 08:51:37 PM
QuoteShe is hoping it helps parents steer their young children towards a life of heterosexuality.

yeah, so they end up in a loveless marriage and end up getting their dick sucked in a parked car by some stranger they met off craigslist to fulfill their desires.

my old roommate, gay as a tree full of monkeys on nitrous, used to tell me  :lulz: stories of him and a friend of his trolling the downtown river walk and parks in the 80's for "straight" guys just looking for a quickie.  He's apparently supplied a lot of the "love that dare not speak it's name" to a largish number of this cities closeted homos over the decades.

also, he confirmed that glory holes did in fact exist ( I thought it was urban legend ) and there were several places that "everyone" knew about around town.


LOL, yeah, blowjob parks and glory holes abound... haven't you ever looked at Craigslist?

Right on Nigel.  Everyone knew what the downstairs bathroom at my College's library was for, and not to go there unless that's what you wanted.

It's important to know these things.

In order to head off surprises. <cough>

What if a woman went to one of those glory holes and sucks off the guy in the next stall while he thinks its a dude sucking him off. Then she jumps out and reveals that shes actually a woman. How would the dude react?

Put yourself in the situation (transposing woman, man, goat etc as needed for your personal sexual preference)  and you'll probably have a pretty good idea of how he'd react.
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Quote from: Lord Glittersnatch on October 13, 2010, 06:48:02 PM
Quote from: The Lord and Lady Omnibus Fuck on October 13, 2010, 02:44:44 AM
Quote from: Richter on October 13, 2010, 12:14:34 AM
Quote from: The Lord and Lady Omnibus Fuck on October 12, 2010, 09:05:14 PM
Quote from: The Dancing Pickle on October 12, 2010, 08:51:37 PM
QuoteShe is hoping it helps parents steer their young children towards a life of heterosexuality.

yeah, so they end up in a loveless marriage and end up getting their dick sucked in a parked car by some stranger they met off craigslist to fulfill their desires.

my old roommate, gay as a tree full of monkeys on nitrous, used to tell me  :lulz: stories of him and a friend of his trolling the downtown river walk and parks in the 80's for "straight" guys just looking for a quickie.  He's apparently supplied a lot of the "love that dare not speak it's name" to a largish number of this cities closeted homos over the decades.

also, he confirmed that glory holes did in fact exist ( I thought it was urban legend ) and there were several places that "everyone" knew about around town.


LOL, yeah, blowjob parks and glory holes abound... haven't you ever looked at Craigslist?

Right on Nigel.  Everyone knew what the downstairs bathroom at my College's library was for, and not to go there unless that's what you wanted.

It's important to know these things.

In order to head off surprises. <cough>

What if a woman went to one of those glory holes and sucks off the guy in the next stall while he thinks its a dude sucking him off. Then she jumps out and reveals that shes actually a woman. How would the dude react?
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Quote from: Lord Glittersnatch on October 13, 2010, 06:48:02 PM
What if a woman went to one of those glory holes and sucks off the guy in the next stall while he thinks its a dude sucking him off. Then she jumps out and reveals that shes actually a woman. How would the dude react?

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