I'm calling you bastards out.

[Richter]

Cut the shit.  I know you can all hear me thinking.  Laughing behind the back of the last non - psychic human on the planet has to be old by now.  Hope you all get Mind Herpes.

[Dysnomia]

I can't get Mind Herpes.  I wore a Condom.   

[Richter]

You obviously haven't seen the new strain of mentalpapilovirus that orders crbide drill bits and small caliber firearms from the internet as soon as it smells latex, then/

[Payne]

Richter, it never get's old.

Especially not since we figured out how to manipulate your thoughts and dreams.

Nothing in your head is really yours now.

[Adios]

I did want to talk to you about those thoughts you had when those nuns walked by. Filthy bastard.

[Doktor Howl]

Cut the shit.  I know you can all hear me thinking.  Laughing behind the back of the last non - psychic human on the planet has to be old by now.  Hope you all get Mind Herpes.

[Richter]

Richter, it never get's old.

Especially not since we figured out how to manipulate your thoughts and dreams.

Nothing in your head is really yours now.

I blocked that through extreme tantric poomping.  The goatsee on the isndie of ym eyelids you arranged was the last straw.

I did want to talk to you about those thoughts you had when those nuns walked by. Filthy bastard.

The Germans had it right; Nuns are ALWAYS better in latex.  Even if they aren't from the Adeptus Fetishticus, it makes the orhpan blood easier to sluice off.

[Richter]

Cut the shit.  I know you can all hear me thinking.  Laughing behind the back of the last non - psychic human on the planet has to be old by now.  Hope you all get Mind Herpes.

!

Hm...i'm already in khakis today for work...

[Elder Iptuous]

Richter,
does this thought ever cross your mind seriously?
i find myself being paranoid about mind reading on, at least, a weekly basis....
i find myself apologizing mentally to people for the wicked thought about them i just had, and then find myself angry at them for invading my privacy.

[Dysnomia]

You obviously haven't seen the new strain of mentalpapilovirus that orders crbide drill bits and small caliber firearms from the internet as soon as it smells latex, then/

Who ever said they were latex condoms?   

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

I hate latex condoms.

[Payne]

I hate latex condoms.

I certainly agree with their neccesity, and will never grumble about using them, and will indeed make sure I'm always equipped with some.... But I hate every condom I've ever used.

Well, except for one that I've used, but that wasn't so much about the rubber itself, and more to do with the fact that it allowed me to use a "g-spot vibrator ring" doodad without it disappearing somewhere unpleasant.

[Jasper]

That's not a condom, that's cyborg attachments.  Whole different kinda thing.

[Richter]

Richter,
does this thought ever cross your mind seriously?
i find myself being paranoid about mind reading on, at least, a weekly basis....
i find myself apologizing mentally to people for the wicked thought about them i just had, and then find myself angry at them for invading my privacy.

I have, back in school especially, and the thought patterns took very simialr turns to yours.  I also worked up a litmus test for it; run through funny, random, tragic, or horrible crap inside your own head, and quietly observe others for a reaction.  Look for signifigant corresponding results.  (I've yet to see them, so either no psychics, or a few with very good poker faces.)

I'm a paranoid bastard, but I try to roll with it to make it an asset, not a detriment.  Thinking others are reading my brain is a matter of boredom in a self - conscious / self critical brain that has way more processing power than the current conditions require.  Outside of meetings, class rooms, etc., I NEVER think like that, which was one hint.  Currently, if the brain needs to chew on something, I try to give it more productive material to chew on.  Focusing on situational / social awareness, counting potential fire exits, what people are wearing, etc., are a few of my favorites.    

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

I hate latex condoms.

I certainly agree with their neccesity, and will never grumble about using them, and will indeed make sure I'm always equipped with some.... But I hate every condom I've ever used.

Well, except for one that I've used, but that wasn't so much about the rubber itself, and more to do with the fact that it allowed me to use a "g-spot vibrator ring" doodad without it disappearing somewhere unpleasant.

Polyurethane condoms feel nicer and are just as effective.