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TESTEMONAIL:  Right and Discordianism allows room for personal interpretation. You have your theories and I have mine. Unlike Christianity, Discordia allows room for ideas and opinions, and mine is well-informed and based on ancient philosophy and theology, so, my neo-Discordian friends, open your minds to my interpretation and I will open my mind to yours. That's fair enough, right? Just claiming to be discordian should mean that your mind is open and willing to learn and share ideas. You guys are fucking bashing me and your laughing at my theologies and my friends know what's up and are laughing at you and honestly this is my last shot at putting a label on my belief structure and your making me lose all hope of ever finding a ideological group I can relate to because you don't even know what the fuck I'm talking about and everything I have said is based on the founding principals of real Discordianism. Expand your mind.

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Triple Zero

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Quote from: Cuddlefist on September 22, 2010, 12:08:49 AM
OT: Discordevangeism is almost too easy in this class. All these atheists who are, in secret, desperately seeking something "to beleive in" lend themselves to the task. I think I got this other kid hooked tonight and he basically walked right into it himself.

No, that's on-topic, IMO. Cause I really want to know! :)

People ask me what Discordianism is all the time, and seriously, I have no fukcing clue what to tell then, cause it's such an immensely broad stuck-apart pastry of concepts. So generally I kind of quickly mumble something about worshipping the Greek Goddess of Chaos, Confusion and Discord (with an unconving ha-ha not entirely serious) but really we're a bunch of pranksters that are into thinking for ourselves schmuck. At which point they (almost invariably) ask me if I have heard of the flying spaghetti monster, cause it sounds like it's kind of like that :madbanana:

What do YOU tell them?

Also, don't you think it's seriously worrying that FSM is way more widely known than Discordianism?
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Cain

We are the people from whom the FSM stole their only joke.

Triple Zero

That would be the correct reply if we actually knew for sure that the guy that came up with FSM used Discordia as a direct inspiration.

But I think Eris just inspired him with a completely separate bout of satire, the BITCH.
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It contains Truthiness.  While it may not necessarily be factually true, it's true in some sense.  And, if you concentrate, in your gut.