Religious Knowledge Survey

[President Television]

12/15. I have no formal religious education. Shame on America.

[Iason Ouabache]

15 out of 15, bitches.

[Iason Ouabache]

I really surprised that only 11% of people got the last question right. I had to read Sinners in the Hands of an Angry God in high school English class (public school, btw). That guy was fucking intense!

[pharmakon]

14/15.

[Payne]

100%

Guessed on the supreme court questions.

[BadBeast]

14 out of 15. But I accidentally skipped one of the questions and couldn't go back to it.    So, does this mean I can be a Jehovah's Witness then?

[Placid Dingo]

I got 13 BUT the irony is I only got the Communion question right because I read about people getting it wrong in the test, in an article.

[BadBeast]

I got 13 BUT the irony is I only got the Communion question right because I read about people getting it wrong in the test, in an article.

See how the insipid drip, drip, drip,of stifling Dogma, seeps into our modern "enlightened" consciousness, from dozens of generations of superstitious Churchgoing ancestors, from the first 5th or 6th Century Roman Missionary Priests, exiled to Barbarian lands, to spread the Gospel of Christ to the Heathens, to the Jehovah's Witnesses who (used to) knock on my door every other week?
It's like having your Hard drive all clagged up with Spyware, that you don't even know is there. Only in your head! 
Thanks a bunch, Jesus!

[Cramulus]

I haven't crunched any numbers or anything but I suspect we are beating the pants off of everybody.

[Eve]

15/15, including a lucky 50-50 guess on the last one.

[Richter]

14/15 from a few weeks ago.  Yeah, the last one was pretty left-field to me. 

[BadBeast]

15/15, including a lucky 50-50 guess on the last one.

Did they send you, Your Own. Personal. Jesus?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uMF8vWYnYs4

[Telarus]

My girl and I went through this together. We each scored 14/15 (we got different ones wrong). 'Course, we kind of take the 'Clergy' thing seriously, and she's performed 2 marriages so far, but it's not like we read Abrahamic theology all the time.

[BadBeast]

My girl and I went through this together. We each scored 14/15 (we got different ones wrong). 'Course, we kind of take the 'Clergy' thing seriously, and she's performed 2 marriages so far, but it's not like we read Abrahamic theology all the time.

Ah, well that would be an ecunemical matter, . . .

[Requia ☣]

I really surprised that only 11% of people got the last question right. I had to read Sinners in the Hands of an Angry God in high school English class (public school, btw). That guy was fucking intense!

I have no idea who this guy is, or what that book is.  He apparently has negative recognition though, since you'd expect one person in three to get it right by guessing.

Come to think, there are a few questions like that.  The transubstantiation one and the bible-as-literature one both have well below coin flip performance.