ATTN: ADMIN TEAM (and everyone else, for the sake of transparency)

[Adios]

Nobody said anything about not punning the trolls to death. 

I officially appoint you Punmeister, Mister!

[Bebek Sincap Ratatosk]

Somewhere, somewhere there is a line between being an Heavy and being too Heavy. If you're doin it for the tribe... then I would think that when some of the tribe say "Err, too heavy" you'd get it and back off... If you're just doin it for yourself, then fuck the rest of the tribe, but let's not pretend its some altruistic act.

I too can return to being a cunt, with the following condition.

Then don't. If you can only be an asshole with conditions... then don't be an asshole.

If you want to be an asshole, then be an asshole and take it like a man when someone says "Hey, don't be so much of an asshole."

For Eris sake are we all in 6th grade?

[Adios]

Somewhere, somewhere there is a line between being an Heavy and being too Heavy. If you're doin it for the tribe... then I would think that when some of the tribe say "Err, too heavy" you'd get it and back off... If you're just doin it for yourself, then fuck the rest of the tribe, but let's not pretend its some altruistic act.

I too can return to being a cunt, with the following condition.

Then don't. If you can only be an asshole with conditions... then don't be an asshole.

If you want to be an asshole, then be an asshole and take it like a man when someone says "Hey, don't be so much of an asshole."

For Eris sake are we all in 6th grade?

This is exactly to kind of shit I am talking about. No! Too much! No! Not enough!

Who the fuck are you that I should spend my time trying to make your ass happy.

I will be an asshole any fucking way I want to be. Don't like it? Tough shit.

[East Coast Hustle]

I too can return to being a cunt, with the following condition. If anyone decides to criticize the way I treat others, or the way I post about anyone or the way I post in general then I will make last nights troll look like a fucking kiddie game. Except it will be directed at the person who decides to fucking step.

YOU CAN'T PUT CONDITIONS ON CUNTINESS, IT JUST DOESN'T WORK THAT WAY. A TRUE CUNT DOESN'T GIVE TWO SHITS IF SOMEONE ELSE CRITICIZES HIM FOR BEING CUNTY.

[East Coast Hustle]

Somewhere, somewhere there is a line between being an Heavy and being too Heavy. If you're doin it for the tribe... then I would think that when some of the tribe say "Err, too heavy" you'd get it and back off... If you're just doin it for yourself, then fuck the rest of the tribe, but let's not pretend its some altruistic act.

I too can return to being a cunt, with the following condition.

Then don't. If you can only be an asshole with conditions... then don't be an asshole.

If you want to be an asshole, then be an asshole and take it like a man when someone says "Hey, don't be so much of an asshole."

For Eris sake are we all in 6th grade?

This is exactly to kind of shit I am talking about. No! Too much! No! Not enough!

Who the fuck are you that I should spend my time trying to make your ass happy.

I will be an asshole any fucking way I want to be. Don't like it? Tough shit.

you know you just proved his point for him, right?

for the record, I heartily approve of both his post and yours.

[Adios]

I AM NOT A TRUE CUNT. I AM A HORRIBLE CUNT™. WE HAVE DIFFERENT STANDARDS.

[Bebek Sincap Ratatosk]

Somewhere, somewhere there is a line between being an Heavy and being too Heavy. If you're doin it for the tribe... then I would think that when some of the tribe say "Err, too heavy" you'd get it and back off... If you're just doin it for yourself, then fuck the rest of the tribe, but let's not pretend its some altruistic act.

I too can return to being a cunt, with the following condition.

Then don't. If you can only be an asshole with conditions... then don't be an asshole.

If you want to be an asshole, then be an asshole and take it like a man when someone says "Hey, don't be so much of an asshole."

For Eris sake are we all in 6th grade?

This is exactly to kind of shit I am talking about. No! Too much! No! Not enough!

Who the fuck are you that I should spend my time trying to make your ass happy.

I will be an asshole any fucking way I want to be. Don't like it? Tough shit.

BINGO!

You act as you act because its how you want to act. Its not because its good for PD or to protect us from the unwashed masses... its because you like to be an asshole. And there's nothing wrong with that if thats what you want to do... just don't pretend like its anything other than what it is.

[Dysfunctional Cunt]

 

This thread has gone beyond funny to just downright annoying....

I tend to agree, Dok has been our go-to asskicker for a long time.  Every few months he gets the you are being too mean.  You need to be nicer to the n00bs.  YADA YADA YADA...  It has to annoy the fuck out of him because it really annoys the fuck out of me and I'm just an observer.

Then some shitstick comes along and the next thing you hear is why hasn't Dok done something to this fucker.

People it doesn't work that way.  

Also... ECH if are so sick of us, I for one can go elsewhere.  

Otherwise carry on, as you will anyway because after all this is PD and if we don't beat it down in 40+ pages then no one is happy right?

[Bebek Sincap Ratatosk]

This thread has gone beyond funny to just downright annoying....

I tend to agree, Dok has been our go-to asskicker for a long time.  Every few months he gets the you are being too mean.  You need to be nicer to the n00bs.  YADA YADA YADA...  It has to annoy the fuck out of him because it really annoys the fuck out of me and I'm just an observer.

Then some shitstick comes along and the next thing you hear is why hasn't Dok done something to this fucker.

People it doesn't work that way.  

Also... ECH if are so sick of us, I for one can go elsewhere.  

Otherwise carry on, as you will anyway because after all this is PD and if we don't beat it down in 40+ pages then no one is happy right?

I see it slightly differently. 90% of the time, Dok lies in wait until the n00b skewers themselves and then comes in for clean up... occasionally things get out of hand and someone says "Hey, thats a bit much..." then everyone gets butthurt and we all argue.

Is there value to some fourmites being a Horrible Bastard? Absolutely!
Is there value to some some forumites saying "Woah! Chill out a bit, you Horrible Bastards!" Absolutely!

It's the balance of the Hodge and the Podge. Too much either way and you tip the Chao, getting shit everywhere.

And honestly, if Horrible Bastards can't take a little criticism, what the fuck are they doing dishing anything out?
I mean, look at me... I'm obviously gonna get shat on for saying this... but I expect it as part of saying this on PD.com.

[AFK]

WE CAN'T STOP HERE!  THIS IS CUNT CUNTRY!

[East Coast Hustle]

This thread has gone beyond funny to just downright annoying....

I tend to agree, Dok has been our go-to asskicker for a long time.  Every few months he gets the you are being too mean.  You need to be nicer to the n00bs.  YADA YADA YADA...  It has to annoy the fuck out of him because it really annoys the fuck out of me and I'm just an observer.

Then some shitstick comes along and the next thing you hear is why hasn't Dok done something to this fucker.

People it doesn't work that way. 

Also... ECH if are so sick of us, I for one can go elsewhere. 

Otherwise carry on, as you will anyway because after all this is PD and if we don't beat it down in 40+ pages then no one is happy right?

I see it slightly differently. 90% of the time, Dok lies in wait until the n00b skewers themselves and then comes in for clean up... occasionally things get out of hand and someone says "Hey, thats a bit much..." then everyone gets butthurt and we all argue.

Is there value to some fourmites being a Horrible Bastard? Absolutely!
Is there value to some some forumites saying "Woah! Chill out a bit, you Horrible Bastards!" Absolutely!

It's the balance of the Hodge and the Podge. Too much either way and you tip the Chao, getting shit everywhere.

And honestly, if Horrible Bastards can't take a little criticism, what the fuck are they doing dishing anything out?
I mean, look at me... I'm obviously gonna get shat on for saying this... but I expect it as part of saying this on PD.com.

See, you know shit has gotten beyond ridiculous when you and I are in complete agreement.

[Bebek Sincap Ratatosk]

This thread has gone beyond funny to just downright annoying....

I tend to agree, Dok has been our go-to asskicker for a long time.  Every few months he gets the you are being too mean.  You need to be nicer to the n00bs.  YADA YADA YADA...  It has to annoy the fuck out of him because it really annoys the fuck out of me and I'm just an observer.

Then some shitstick comes along and the next thing you hear is why hasn't Dok done something to this fucker.

People it doesn't work that way. 

Also... ECH if are so sick of us, I for one can go elsewhere. 

Otherwise carry on, as you will anyway because after all this is PD and if we don't beat it down in 40+ pages then no one is happy right?

I see it slightly differently. 90% of the time, Dok lies in wait until the n00b skewers themselves and then comes in for clean up... occasionally things get out of hand and someone says "Hey, thats a bit much..." then everyone gets butthurt and we all argue.

Is there value to some fourmites being a Horrible Bastard? Absolutely!
Is there value to some some forumites saying "Woah! Chill out a bit, you Horrible Bastards!" Absolutely!

It's the balance of the Hodge and the Podge. Too much either way and you tip the Chao, getting shit everywhere.

And honestly, if Horrible Bastards can't take a little criticism, what the fuck are they doing dishing anything out?
I mean, look at me... I'm obviously gonna get shat on for saying this... but I expect it as part of saying this on PD.com.

See, you know shit has gotten beyond ridiculous when you and I are in complete agreement.

The Chao is tipped... we're just minutes away from Theatens invading and Kai turning into a Thelemic Priest.

[East Coast Hustle]

This thread has gone beyond funny to just downright annoying....

I tend to agree, Dok has been our go-to asskicker for a long time.  Every few months he gets the you are being too mean.  You need to be nicer to the n00bs.  YADA YADA YADA...  It has to annoy the fuck out of him because it really annoys the fuck out of me and I'm just an observer.

Then some shitstick comes along and the next thing you hear is why hasn't Dok done something to this fucker.

People it doesn't work that way.  

Also... ECH if are so sick of us, I for one can go elsewhere.  

Otherwise carry on, as you will anyway because after all this is PD and if we don't beat it down in 40+ pages then no one is happy right?

Jesus. I mean really.

Let me say this again, slowly:

NOWHERE IN THIS THREAD OR ANY OTHER HAVE I SAID THAT PEOPLE ARE BEING TOO MEAN TO NOOBS OR THAT I WISH THEY'D BE NICER OR ANY FUCKING THING LIKE THAT. THIS WAS A SIMPLE CLARIFICATION OF AN ADMINISTRATIVE PROCEDURAL MATTER. IF YOU THINK THAT I'M BEING UNREASONABLE BY NOT WANTING TO BAN PEOPLE UNLESS WE ARE ABSOLUTELY 100% CERTAIN THAT THEY ARE, IN FACT, A PREVIOUSLY BANNED POSTER THEN, WELL, YOU CAN EAT THE CORN OUT OF MY SHIT. FOR FUCK'S SAKE, THOUGH, STOP TRYING TO CHARACTERIZE IT AS SOMETHING THAT IT ABSOLUTELY IS NOT. THIS, TO ADDRESS THE MOST PETULANT POINT IN YOUR POST, IS THE SHIT I AM SICK OF.

LET'S DEMONSTRATE, SHALL WE?

ECH: "Hey guys, I think we should make sure that we're totally 100% certain that the person we're banning is in fact a previously banned poster. We should wait until they out themselves, or if we have a solid IP trace we should make sure that it's dicussed among the admin team."

YOU ASSCLOWNS: "ZOMG WTF? SO NOW YOU WANT US TO BE NICE TO ALL THE NOOBS? WTF DUDE. WELCOME TO HIPPIE LOVEFEST PD! FINE, I'LL BE REALLY PETULANT AND CHILDISH AND ONLY POST SARCASTIC NICE STUFF AND THEN IF PEOPLE DON'T LICK MY ASS PROPERLY I'LL TAKE MY BALL AND GO HOME!"

DO YOU SEE WHY I MIGHT HAVE A PROBLEM WITH THAT? I'M NOT TRYING TO MAKE PD "MORE NICER". DISCORDIA ISN'T NICE. AND THAT APPLIES TO YOU AND ME AS MUCH AS IT APPLIES TO NOOBS SO PULL ON YOUR FUCKING BIG-BOY PANTS, ALL OF YOU, AND STOP BEING SO FUCKING WILLFULLY OBTUSE. I'M NOT BENDING OR BACKING DOWN ON THIS ONE, AND FRANKLY I DON'T GIVE A RIGHTEOUS FUCK WHO DECIDES TO KEEP MISINTERPRETING THINGS AND SEEING DRAMA WHERE NONE EXISTS AND IF THOSE PEOPLE ARE REALLY SO FUCKING BUTTHURT BY THIS AND REALLY THAT INCAPABLE OF PULLING THEIR HEADS OUT OF THEIR ASSES THAT THEY DECIDE TO FUCKING FLOUNCE OFF IN A HUFF THAT WILL BE JUST ONE LESS THING THAT PUTS A FUCKING CLOUD OVER MY DAY. PERIOD AMEN.

[Adios]

Can you retype that just a little slower? It got blurry in the middle, thanks.

[Sir Fronkensteen, The Hawk]

YOU KNOW WHAT FUCK YOU AND YOU HIPPY SHIT!!!!! I DIDN'T SIGN UP FOR THIS SHIT!!!!!!!!!!

Do you need a hug?

Dammit Charley, stealing my lines...