ATTN: ADMIN TEAM (and everyone else, for the sake of transparency)

[Bebek Sincap Ratatosk]

Can you retype that just a little slower? It got blurry in the middle, thanks.

God damn it Charley, you're gonna be responsible for Kai turning into a Thelemic Crowley Wannabe and all that sigil charging is gonna be your fault.

[Adios]

I can't help it. I blame old age.

[Dysfunctional Cunt]

This thread has gone beyond funny to just downright annoying....

I tend to agree, Dok has been our go-to asskicker for a long time.  Every few months he gets the you are being too mean.  You need to be nicer to the n00bs.  YADA YADA YADA...  It has to annoy the fuck out of him because it really annoys the fuck out of me and I'm just an observer.

Then some shitstick comes along and the next thing you hear is why hasn't Dok done something to this fucker.

People it doesn't work that way.  

Also... ECH if are so sick of us, I for one can go elsewhere.  

Otherwise carry on, as you will anyway because after all this is PD and if we don't beat it down in 40+ pages then no one is happy right?

Jesus. I mean really.

Let me say this again, slowly:

NOWHERE IN THIS THREAD OR ANY OTHER HAVE I SAID THAT PEOPLE ARE BEING TOO MEAN TO NOOBS OR THAT I WISH THEY'D BE NICER OR ANY FUCKING THING LIKE THAT. THIS WAS A SIMPLE CLARIFICATION OF AN ADMINISTRATIVE PROCEDURAL MATTER. IF YOU THINK THAT I'M BEING UNREASONABLE BY NOT WANTING TO BAN PEOPLE UNLESS WE ARE ABSOLUTELY 100% CERTAIN THAT THEY ARE, IN FACT, A PREVIOUSLY BANNED POSTER THEN, WELL, YOU CAN EAT THE CORN OUT OF MY SHIT. FOR FUCK'S SAKE, THOUGH, STOP TRYING TO CHARACTERIZE IT AS SOMETHING THAT IT ABSOLUTELY IS NOT. THIS, TO ADDRESS THE MOST PETULANT POINT IN YOUR POST, IS THE SHIT I AM SICK OF.

LET'S DEMONSTRATE, SHALL WE?

ECH: "Hey guys, I think we should make sure that we're totally 100% certain that the person we're banning is in fact a previously banned poster. We should wait until they out themselves, or if we have a solid IP trace we should make sure that it's dicussed among the admin team."

YOU ASSCLOWNS: "ZOMG WTF? SO NOW YOU WANT US TO BE NICE TO ALL THE NOOBS? WTF DUDE. WELCOME TO HIPPIE LOVEFEST PD! FINE, I'LL BE REALLY PETULANT AND CHILDISH AND ONLY POST SARCASTIC NICE STUFF AND THEN IF PEOPLE DON'T LICK MY ASS PROPERLY I'LL TAKE MY BALL AND GO HOME!"

DO YOU SEE WHY I MIGHT HAVE A PROBLEM WITH THAT? I'M NOT TRYING TO MAKE PD "MORE NICER". DISCORDIA ISN'T NICE. AND THAT APPLIES TO YOU AND ME AS MUCH AS IT APPLIES TO NOOBS SO PULL ON YOUR FUCKING BIG-BOY PANTS, ALL OF YOU, AND STOP BEING SO FUCKING WILLFULLY OBTUSE. I'M NOT BENDING OR BACKING DOWN ON THIS ONE, AND FRANKLY I DON'T GIVE A RIGHTEOUS FUCK WHO DECIDES TO KEEP MISINTERPRETING THINGS AND SEEING DRAMA WHERE NONE EXISTS AND IF THOSE PEOPLE ARE REALLY SO FUCKING BUTTHURT BY THIS AND REALLY THAT INCAPABLE OF PULLING THEIR HEADS OUT OF THEIR ASSES THAT THEY DECIDE TO FUCKING FLOUNCE OFF IN A HUFF THAT WILL BE JUST ONE LESS THING THAT PUTS A FUCKING CLOUD OVER MY DAY. PERIOD AMEN.

One line in my post was directed to you, the rest was to the thread in general.  So you spew your shit the fuck all over me?  Really?  I'm not flouncing, I'm saying fuck you. Kiss my ass!  If I were a guy I'd tell you to suck my dick!

I don't start shit, I don't prolong shit and drag it out.  I stated my opinion BASED ON THE FUCKING THREAD (see my capslock works too asswipe).  I directed one line to you in regards to your being sick of the current members.

I am not slow, stupid, learning challenged or fucking retarded.  Never said I was butthurt, or anything else.  I'm not butthurt now, I'm done.  I don't treat or speak to you in this manner and I don't need it from you or anyone else!

If your bullshit wasn't directed towards me, maybe smarten up enough to not put it in a quoted response.  Because YEAH I FUCKING TOOK IT PERSONALLY ASSHOLE! (oh wow, capslock still works woohoo)

Fuck off!

[Nephew Twiddleton]

Can you retype that just a little slower? It got blurry in the middle, thanks.

God damn it Charley, you're gonna be responsible for Kai turning into a Thelemic Crowley Wannabe and all that sigil charging is gonna be your fault.

I read that as Thelemic Cowboy, which is kind of a funny image...

[Adios]

Can you retype that just a little slower? It got blurry in the middle, thanks.

God damn it Charley, you're gonna be responsible for Kai turning into a Thelemic Crowley Wannabe and all that sigil charging is gonna be your fault.

I read that as Thelemic Cowboy, which is kind of a funny image...

This is a job for one of you womp people. Science demands it.

[East Coast Hustle]

This thread has gone beyond funny to just downright annoying....

I tend to agree, Dok has been our go-to asskicker for a long time.  Every few months he gets the you are being too mean.  You need to be nicer to the n00bs.  YADA YADA YADA...  It has to annoy the fuck out of him because it really annoys the fuck out of me and I'm just an observer.

Then some shitstick comes along and the next thing you hear is why hasn't Dok done something to this fucker.

People it doesn't work that way.  

Also... ECH if are so sick of us, I for one can go elsewhere.  

Otherwise carry on, as you will anyway because after all this is PD and if we don't beat it down in 40+ pages then no one is happy right?

Jesus. I mean really.

Let me say this again, slowly:

NOWHERE IN THIS THREAD OR ANY OTHER HAVE I SAID THAT PEOPLE ARE BEING TOO MEAN TO NOOBS OR THAT I WISH THEY'D BE NICER OR ANY FUCKING THING LIKE THAT. THIS WAS A SIMPLE CLARIFICATION OF AN ADMINISTRATIVE PROCEDURAL MATTER. IF YOU THINK THAT I'M BEING UNREASONABLE BY NOT WANTING TO BAN PEOPLE UNLESS WE ARE ABSOLUTELY 100% CERTAIN THAT THEY ARE, IN FACT, A PREVIOUSLY BANNED POSTER THEN, WELL, YOU CAN EAT THE CORN OUT OF MY SHIT. FOR FUCK'S SAKE, THOUGH, STOP TRYING TO CHARACTERIZE IT AS SOMETHING THAT IT ABSOLUTELY IS NOT. THIS, TO ADDRESS THE MOST PETULANT POINT IN YOUR POST, IS THE SHIT I AM SICK OF.

LET'S DEMONSTRATE, SHALL WE?

ECH: "Hey guys, I think we should make sure that we're totally 100% certain that the person we're banning is in fact a previously banned poster. We should wait until they out themselves, or if we have a solid IP trace we should make sure that it's dicussed among the admin team."

YOU ASSCLOWNS: "ZOMG WTF? SO NOW YOU WANT US TO BE NICE TO ALL THE NOOBS? WTF DUDE. WELCOME TO HIPPIE LOVEFEST PD! FINE, I'LL BE REALLY PETULANT AND CHILDISH AND ONLY POST SARCASTIC NICE STUFF AND THEN IF PEOPLE DON'T LICK MY ASS PROPERLY I'LL TAKE MY BALL AND GO HOME!"

DO YOU SEE WHY I MIGHT HAVE A PROBLEM WITH THAT? I'M NOT TRYING TO MAKE PD "MORE NICER". DISCORDIA ISN'T NICE. AND THAT APPLIES TO YOU AND ME AS MUCH AS IT APPLIES TO NOOBS SO PULL ON YOUR FUCKING BIG-BOY PANTS, ALL OF YOU, AND STOP BEING SO FUCKING WILLFULLY OBTUSE. I'M NOT BENDING OR BACKING DOWN ON THIS ONE, AND FRANKLY I DON'T GIVE A RIGHTEOUS FUCK WHO DECIDES TO KEEP MISINTERPRETING THINGS AND SEEING DRAMA WHERE NONE EXISTS AND IF THOSE PEOPLE ARE REALLY SO FUCKING BUTTHURT BY THIS AND REALLY THAT INCAPABLE OF PULLING THEIR HEADS OUT OF THEIR ASSES THAT THEY DECIDE TO FUCKING FLOUNCE OFF IN A HUFF THAT WILL BE JUST ONE LESS THING THAT PUTS A FUCKING CLOUD OVER MY DAY. PERIOD AMEN.

One line in my post was directed to you, the rest was to the thread in general.  So you spew your shit the fuck all over me?  Really?  I'm not flouncing, I'm saying fuck you. Kiss my ass!  If I were a guy I'd tell you to suck my dick!

I don't start shit, I don't prolong shit and drag it out.  I stated my opinion BASED ON THE FUCKING THREAD (see my capslock works too asswipe).  I directed one line to you in regards to your being sick of the current members.

I am not slow, stupid, learning challenged or fucking retarded.  Never said I was butthurt, or anything else.  I'm not butthurt now, I'm done.  I don't treat or speak to you in this manner and I don't need it from you or anyone else!

If your bullshit wasn't directed towards me, maybe smarten up enough to not put it in a quoted response.  Because YEAH I FUCKING TOOK IT PERSONALLY ASSHOLE! (oh wow, capslock still works woohoo)

Fuck off!

Yeah. I started the thread, and nowhere in it has anyone asked that we be nicer to the noobs, so maybe you need to find a more appropriate thread to post that shit in in the first place. Except there isn't one because NOBODY has started a thread asking for us to be nicer to the noobs. You guys are just pulling that shit out of thin air, or your asses, or both. And NO lines in your post were directed at anyone else, just saying. So if YOUR bullshit wasn't directed towards ME, maybe smarten up enough to not have me be the only person that you directly address in your post.

But by all means, feel free to keep stirring non-existent drama.

[Sir Fronkensteen, The Hawk]

Can you retype that just a little slower? It got blurry in the middle, thanks.

God damn it Charley, you're gonna be responsible for Kai turning into a Thelemic Crowley Wannabe and all that sigil charging is gonna be your fault.

I read that as Thelemic Cowboy, which is kind of a funny image...

This is a job for one of you womp people. Science demands it.

[Freeky]

ECH loses his shit ITT.

[Nephew Twiddleton]

I'm thinking maybe an image of a Crowley with Kai's face and a ten gallon hat?

[Adios]

I'm thinking maybe an image of a Crowley with Kai's face and a ten gallon hat?

Don't forget the six shooters.

[Sir Fronkensteen, The Hawk]

I'm thinking maybe an image of a Crowley with Kai's face and a ten gallon hat?

http://www.crowley.com/?


And ...

<- Doesn't have a KAI pic handy. But I do have:



A ten gallon hat.

[Adios]

This thread has gone beyond funny to just downright annoying....

I tend to agree, Dok has been our go-to asskicker for a long time.  Every few months he gets the you are being too mean.  You need to be nicer to the n00bs.  YADA YADA YADA...  It has to annoy the fuck out of him because it really annoys the fuck out of me and I'm just an observer.

Then some shitstick comes along and the next thing you hear is why hasn't Dok done something to this fucker.

People it doesn't work that way.  

Also... ECH if are so sick of us, I for one can go elsewhere.  

Otherwise carry on, as you will anyway because after all this is PD and if we don't beat it down in 40+ pages then no one is happy right?

Jesus. I mean really.

Let me say this again, slowly:

NOWHERE IN THIS THREAD OR ANY OTHER HAVE I SAID THAT PEOPLE ARE BEING TOO MEAN TO NOOBS OR THAT I WISH THEY'D BE NICER OR ANY FUCKING THING LIKE THAT. THIS WAS A SIMPLE CLARIFICATION OF AN ADMINISTRATIVE PROCEDURAL MATTER. IF YOU THINK THAT I'M BEING UNREASONABLE BY NOT WANTING TO BAN PEOPLE UNLESS WE ARE ABSOLUTELY 100% CERTAIN THAT THEY ARE, IN FACT, A PREVIOUSLY BANNED POSTER THEN, WELL, YOU CAN EAT THE CORN OUT OF MY SHIT. FOR FUCK'S SAKE, THOUGH, STOP TRYING TO CHARACTERIZE IT AS SOMETHING THAT IT ABSOLUTELY IS NOT. THIS, TO ADDRESS THE MOST PETULANT POINT IN YOUR POST, IS THE SHIT I AM SICK OF.

LET'S DEMONSTRATE, SHALL WE?

ECH: "Hey guys, I think we should make sure that we're totally 100% certain that the person we're banning is in fact a previously banned poster. We should wait until they out themselves, or if we have a solid IP trace we should make sure that it's dicussed among the admin team."

YOU ASSCLOWNS: "ZOMG WTF? SO NOW YOU WANT US TO BE NICE TO ALL THE NOOBS? WTF DUDE. WELCOME TO HIPPIE LOVEFEST PD! FINE, I'LL BE REALLY PETULANT AND CHILDISH AND ONLY POST SARCASTIC NICE STUFF AND THEN IF PEOPLE DON'T LICK MY ASS PROPERLY I'LL TAKE MY BALL AND GO HOME!"

DO YOU SEE WHY I MIGHT HAVE A PROBLEM WITH THAT? I'M NOT TRYING TO MAKE PD "MORE NICER". DISCORDIA ISN'T NICE. AND THAT APPLIES TO YOU AND ME AS MUCH AS IT APPLIES TO NOOBS SO PULL ON YOUR FUCKING BIG-BOY PANTS, ALL OF YOU, AND STOP BEING SO FUCKING WILLFULLY OBTUSE. I'M NOT BENDING OR BACKING DOWN ON THIS ONE, AND FRANKLY I DON'T GIVE A RIGHTEOUS FUCK WHO DECIDES TO KEEP MISINTERPRETING THINGS AND SEEING DRAMA WHERE NONE EXISTS AND IF THOSE PEOPLE ARE REALLY SO FUCKING BUTTHURT BY THIS AND REALLY THAT INCAPABLE OF PULLING THEIR HEADS OUT OF THEIR ASSES THAT THEY DECIDE TO FUCKING FLOUNCE OFF IN A HUFF THAT WILL BE JUST ONE LESS THING THAT PUTS A FUCKING CLOUD OVER MY DAY. PERIOD AMEN.

One line in my post was directed to you, the rest was to the thread in general.  So you spew your shit the fuck all over me?  Really?  I'm not flouncing, I'm saying fuck you. Kiss my ass!  If I were a guy I'd tell you to suck my dick!

I don't start shit, I don't prolong shit and drag it out.  I stated my opinion BASED ON THE FUCKING THREAD (see my capslock works too asswipe).  I directed one line to you in regards to your being sick of the current members.

I am not slow, stupid, learning challenged or fucking retarded.  Never said I was butthurt, or anything else.  I'm not butthurt now, I'm done.  I don't treat or speak to you in this manner and I don't need it from you or anyone else!

If your bullshit wasn't directed towards me, maybe smarten up enough to not put it in a quoted response.  Because YEAH I FUCKING TOOK IT PERSONALLY ASSHOLE! (oh wow, capslock still works woohoo)

Fuck off!

Yeah. I started the thread, and nowhere in it has anyone asked that we be nicer to the noobs, so maybe you need to find a more appropriate thread to post that shit in in the first place. Except there isn't one because NOBODY has started a thread asking for us to be nicer to the noobs. You guys are just pulling that shit out of thin air, or your asses, or both. And NO lines in your post were directed at anyone else, just saying. So if YOUR bullshit wasn't directed towards ME, maybe smarten up enough to not have me be the only person that you directly address in your post.

But by all means, feel free to keep stirring non-existent drama.

I can fix that if you like.  

Hawk,
always helpful like that.

[Adios]

I guess that's a no. I only offered because Nobody was a user name I used once.

[Faust]

I can't actually see why people are getting so bent out of shape in this thread.
Even more perplexing is the stuff they are arguing over is almost verbatim from about two similar threads in the past.

[LMNO]

1) People don't like being told what to do.
2) People don't like being told that people don't like being told what to do.
3) Goto 1)