ATTN: ADMIN TEAM (and everyone else, for the sake of transparency)

[Sir Fronkensteen, The Hawk]

I feel bad for Poor Glittersnatch, Dok and Hawk should be nicer to him.  He needs more love.

[Nephew Twiddleton]

Kai as a THelemic Cowboy. Will repost in Spagbook:

[Sir Fronkensteen, The Hawk]

Kai as a THelemic Cowboy. Will repost in Spagbook:

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

So, lets talk about where this all came from, for a minute, without anyone pulling the behavior referenced in this thread:

http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php?topic=26962.0

Yes I am fucking talking to you. I know you already think I was, so I'll just fucking confirm it. YOU.

So what happens about once a year here is that, after having a nice decent run of trouble-free noobs, we have a dry spell. Not only a dry spell, but one riddled with some boring asshole who's been banned. It's happened every year since I've been here, which is only three years but that's still long enough to make it predictable as fuck.

The board NORMALLY has a built-in immune system that is composed of giant fucking dicks. This system works really well, but what happens is that annually, when the flow of decent noobs slows down and we are plagued by some obsessive retard whose ass is lubed and raised high for a deep dicking by Roger, someone with an intense need for attention decides that we are "too intimidating" to the retards they view as their potential audience, and tells the immune system to chill the fuck out. In turn, the immune system says "FUCK YOU, FIGHT OFF YOUR OWN VIRUSES AND WE'LL SEE HOW YOU DO" and then, thanks to the inevitable timing of this altercation, whatever forgettable retard has been proxying in spams the fuck out of the board, doing an even more effective job of driving off potentially awesome people than the immune system every could have. Because, AMAZINGLY, awesome people are actually capable of detecting suck and fail for themselves, AND, WHOA YOU GUYS GET THIS SHIT, are capable of seeing through defensive bluster and sticking around in an awesome place and making a place for themselves.

Though this place is far from awesome when it's being riddled with retard trolls and an autoimmune disorder.


So, you assholes who are currently thinking I'm talking to you, refer again to ECH's thread: http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php?topic=26962.0


Everyone else, especially those with a need to be worshipped by fucking retards, pull your heads out of your asses and maybe give some fucking support to the assholes who help keep this place from turning into Yahoo Answers about Discordianism.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

YOU. YEAH, YOU WHO ARE ABOUT TO POST SOME DEFENSIVE BULLSHIT. YOU ARE PD.COM AIDS. OK? SHUT THE FUCK UP.

[Sir Fronkensteen, The Hawk]

So, lets talk about where this all came from, for a minute, without anyone pulling the behavior referenced in this thread:

http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php?topic=26962.msg953665;topicseen#msg953665

Yes I am fucking talking to you. I know you already think I was, so I'll just fucking confirm it. YOU.

So what happens about once a year here is that, after having a nice decent run of trouble-free noobs, we have a dry spell. Not only a dry spell, but one riddled with some boring asshole who's been banned. It's happened every year since I've been here, which is only three years but that's still long enough to make it predictable as fuck.

The board NORMALLY has a built-in immune system that is composed of giant fucking dicks. This system works really well, but what happens is that annually, when the flow of decent noobs slows down and we are plagued by some obsessive retard whose ass is lubed and raised high for a deep dicking by Roger, someone with an intense need for attention decides that we are "too intimidating" to the retards they view as their potential audience, and tells the immune system to chill the fuck out. In turn, the immune system says "FUCK YOU, FIGHT OFF YOUR OWN VIRUSES AND WE'LL SEE HOW YOU DO" and then, thanks to the inevitable timing of this altercation, whatever forgettable retard has been proxying in spams the fuck out of the board, doing an even more effective job of driving off potentially awesome people than the immune system every could have. Because, AMAZINGLY, awesome people are actually capable of detecting suck and fail for themselves, AND, WHOA YOU GUYS GET THIS SHIT, are capable of seeing through defensive bluster and sticking around in an awesome place and making a place for themselves.

Though this place is far from awesome when it's being riddled with retard trolls and an autoimmune disorder.


So, you assholes who are currently thinking I'm talking to you, refer again to ECH's thread: http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php?topic=26962.msg953665;topicseen#msg953665


Everyone else, especially those with a need to be worshipped by fucking retards, pull your heads out of your asses and maybe give some fucking support to the assholes who help keep this place from turning into Yahoo Answers about Discordianism.

...Why are we talking about my fapping?

[Sir Fronkensteen, The Hawk]

YOU. YEAH, YOU WHO ARE ABOUT TO POST SOME DEFENSIVE BULLSHIT. YOU ARE PD.COM AIDS. OK? SHUT THE FUCK UP.

O_O  I'm rather confused at this juncture.

[Adios]

Kai as a THelemic Cowboy. Will repost in Spagbook:

FUCK YES!

[Adios]

I feel bad for Poor Glittersnatch, Dok and Hawk should be nicer to him.  He needs more love.

And I think you should suck Nigels dick.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

I feel bad for Poor Glittersnatch, Dok and Hawk should be nicer to him.  He needs more love.

What Glittersnatch needs is to finish navigating puberty and get a job.

[Sir Fronkensteen, The Hawk]

I feel bad for Poor Glittersnatch, Dok and Hawk should be nicer to him.  He needs more love.

And I think you should suck Nigels dick.

Sarcasm  

[Nephew Twiddleton]

Kai as a THelemic Cowboy. Will repost in Spagbook:

FUCK YES!

Hopefully he'll appreciate it

[Jasper]

1) People don't like being told what to do.
2) People don't like being told that people don't like being told what to do.
3) Goto 1)

Rev that motorcycle.

[Adios]

I was just fucking around ECH. Lighten up man.

[Don Coyote]

I want to have Nigel's babies. She just made my pance TIGHT!!!!