More OK Cupid fun

[Sir Fronkensteen, The Hawk]

He didn't even know me and offered to meet me. Sounds like a rapist or some shit.

Um, the point of dating sites is to meet people. You go out to coffee or a beer or something, and see if you like each other.

I dunno, he just seemed like a rapist, yanno?

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

The thing I'm confused about is the first guy seems like a world-class douche to me, totally full of himself and amusingly condescending, but you like him, while the second guy just seems like some normal chap trying to meet girls, but you think he's a rapist. 

[Doktor Howl]

The thing I'm confused about is the first guy seems like a world-class douche to me, totally full of himself and amusingly condescending, but you like him, while the second guy just seems like some normal chap trying to meet girls, but you think he's a rapist. 

The first guy is an asshole.

[Sir Fronkensteen, The Hawk]

Then I'm an asshole, because I'm just like him. 

I guess it just came off as scary to me. A 30 year old random dude wanting to meet me, doesn't even know my name? And I'm not even that attractive or anystuff?

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Then I'm an asshole, because I'm just like him. 

You don't come across anything like him.

Also, I don't get why the second guy gets to be the "rapist", when the first guy talks about his erect throbbing cock in his first message to you.

[Doktor Howl]

Then I'm an asshole, because I'm just like him. 

You bore captive audiences with a mix of Diogenes and Buddha?

[Sir Fronkensteen, The Hawk]

Well, when you put it that way, an erection from rocks is a bit odd.

[Doktor Howl]

Well, when you put it that way, an erection from rocks is a bit odd.

One day you'd come home and find him fucking the patio stones.

[Doktor Howl]

Although, I gotta say that it's hilarious that a SELLING POINT is "I'll actually talk to you once in a while".

Says something.  Something sad and funny.

[Doktor Howl]

rubbing my body against the unwilling in a sort of hugging motion

We call that the old rape-hug round these parts ... 

This guy is a fucking KEEPER!   

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Cheese, I think that your online creep-detector might be improperly calibrated.

[Doktor Howl]

Cheese, I think that your online creep-detector might be improperly calibrated.

I agree.  Cheese, just whack your head against a picture of Ron Jeremy a couple of times.  That ought to fix you right up.

[Don Coyote]

Then I'm an asshole, because I'm just like him. 

I guess it just came off as scary to me. A 30 year old random dude wanting to meet me, doesn't even know my name? And I'm not even that attractive or anystuff?

Would it be creepy if some man between the ages of 20 and 30 came up to you on the street and asked if you would like to have coffee with him because he saw you carrying several books/movies/cds/whatever that he is also interested in?

[Sir Fronkensteen, The Hawk]

Yes. Yes it would.

[Doktor Howl]

Yes. Yes it would.

Wow.  I guess that makes me a creeper.