the long road to nowhere is only an on-ramp to the masturbation superhighway

[The Good Reverend Roger]

Just like Nigel is?

Touche, but it's unlikely that a male would adopt a specifically female name.

Hello and welcome to the internet.  You must be new here.

FATALITY.
SUBETAI WINS.

[Nephew Twiddleton]

Just like Nigel is?

Touche, but it's unlikely that a male would adopt a specifically female name.

Who outside of the auld sod would have any clue?

1) Anyone picking the name for themselves, and spelling it properly
2) People of Irish descent
3) Filthy Pagans, especially ones that like Irish mythology

Yeah. Fuck that shit. I am a fucking real person. Yeah I'm of fucking Irish descent, I missed the "NO IRISH" notice on sign up so what of it?  Oh yeah, I hope for everyone's sake you aren't calling me a filthy Pagan or you will meet the biggest bitch you will ever have the priviledge of meeting in your life.

I ain't posting tit pics to prove I'm female. So sorry to disappoint. Don't want to run you for other women.

Also, Niamh is a family name so unless you want to start the yo momma jokes, let's just let it go.

You all sure know how to make a girl feel right welcome don't you?

Whoa there....

I'm Irish. I'm also a Filthy Pagan. And I'm not interested in seeing your tits. It was normal conversation flow about the name Niamh.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

I'm Irish.

AND I'VE BEEN POTATO-LESS FOR 3 MONTHS.  ONE DAY AT A TIME.

[Nephew Twiddleton]

I'm Irish.

AND I'VE BEEN POTATO-LESS FOR 3 MONTHS.  ONE DAY AT A TIME.

I haven't had any recently myself. Maybe I'll go on a spud bender this weekend.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

I'm Irish.

AND I'VE BEEN POTATO-LESS FOR 3 MONTHS.  ONE DAY AT A TIME.

I haven't had any recently myself. Maybe I'll go on a spud bender this weekend.

Don't come crying to me when you wake up naked on the neighbor's lawn.

[Nephew Twiddleton]

I'm Irish.

AND I'VE BEEN POTATO-LESS FOR 3 MONTHS.  ONE DAY AT A TIME.

I haven't had any recently myself. Maybe I'll go on a spud bender this weekend.

Don't come crying to me when you wake up naked on the neighbor's lawn.

Why would I be crying? It's the neighbor that has to wake up to that. 

[The Good Reverend Roger]

I'm Irish.

AND I'VE BEEN POTATO-LESS FOR 3 MONTHS.  ONE DAY AT A TIME.

I haven't had any recently myself. Maybe I'll go on a spud bender this weekend.

Don't come crying to me when you wake up naked on the neighbor's lawn.

Why would I be crying? It's the neighbor that has to wake up to that. 

Unless the neighbor has a big grin and an empty jar of vaseline.

[Whatever]

Just like Nigel is?

Touche, but it's unlikely that a male would adopt a specifically female name.

Who outside of the auld sod would have any clue?

1) Anyone picking the name for themselves, and spelling it properly
2) People of Irish descent
3) Filthy Pagans, especially ones that like Irish mythology

Yeah. Fuck that shit. I am a fucking real person. Yeah I'm of fucking Irish descent, I missed the "NO IRISH" notice on sign up so what of it?  Oh yeah, I hope for everyone's sake you aren't calling me a filthy Pagan or you will meet the biggest bitch you will ever have the priviledge of meeting in your life.

I ain't posting tit pics to prove I'm female. So sorry to disappoint. Don't want to run you for other women.

Also, Niamh is a family name so unless you want to start the yo momma jokes, let's just let it go.

You all sure know how to make a girl feel right welcome don't you?

Whoa there....

I'm Irish. I'm also a Filthy Pagan. And I'm not interested in seeing your tits. It was normal conversation flow about the name Niamh.

It wasn't all directed towards you so I'm sorry, I can't multi post on my phone.

Are we Irish the redheaded step chidren here?

I'm really sorry about the filthy Pagan issue, I hear if you cast a circle at a crossroads at midnigt nekkid, sorry skyclad, on the second Friday of a blue moon month and bury a poppet of Raymond Buckland while chanting the correct madghickally sparkley words you can cure that!

Oh wait I think that may just manifest a Wiccan. I forget.

In any event I'm sorry. We good?

[The Good Reverend Roger]

Are we Irish the redheaded step chidren here In this solar system?

Yes.

[Nephew Twiddleton]

Just like Nigel is?

Touche, but it's unlikely that a male would adopt a specifically female name.

Who outside of the auld sod would have any clue?

1) Anyone picking the name for themselves, and spelling it properly
2) People of Irish descent
3) Filthy Pagans, especially ones that like Irish mythology

Yeah. Fuck that shit. I am a fucking real person. Yeah I'm of fucking Irish descent, I missed the "NO IRISH" notice on sign up so what of it?  Oh yeah, I hope for everyone's sake you aren't calling me a filthy Pagan or you will meet the biggest bitch you will ever have the priviledge of meeting in your life.

I ain't posting tit pics to prove I'm female. So sorry to disappoint. Don't want to run you for other women.

Also, Niamh is a family name so unless you want to start the yo momma jokes, let's just let it go.

You all sure know how to make a girl feel right welcome don't you?

Whoa there....

I'm Irish. I'm also a Filthy Pagan. And I'm not interested in seeing your tits. It was normal conversation flow about the name Niamh.

It wasn't all directed towards you so I'm sorry, I can't multi post on my phone.

Are we Irish the redheaded step chidren here?

I'm really sorry about the filthy Pagan issue, I hear if you cast a circle at a crossroads at midnigt nekkid, sorry skyclad, on the second Friday of a blue moon month and bury a poppet of Raymond Buckland while chanting the correct madghickally sparkley words you can cure that!

Oh wait I think that may just manifest a Wiccan. I forget.

In any event I'm sorry. We good?

Yeah we're good. And it's not the Irish that get mocked here. It's the Welsh. You ain't a coal miner are you? ::eyes suspiciously::

[Nephew Twiddleton]

Are we Irish the redheaded step chidren here In this solar system?

Yes.

[Whatever]

Just like Nigel is?

Touche, but it's unlikely that a male would adopt a specifically female name.

Who outside of the auld sod would have any clue?

1) Anyone picking the name for themselves, and spelling it properly
2) People of Irish descent
3) Filthy Pagans, especially ones that like Irish mythology

Yeah. Fuck that shit. I am a fucking real person. Yeah I'm of fucking Irish descent, I missed the "NO IRISH" notice on sign up so what of it?  Oh yeah, I hope for everyone's sake you aren't calling me a filthy Pagan or you will meet the biggest bitch you will ever have the priviledge of meeting in your life.

I ain't posting tit pics to prove I'm female. So sorry to disappoint. Don't want to run you for other women.

Also, Niamh is a family name so unless you want to start the yo momma jokes, let's just let it go.

You all sure know how to make a girl feel right welcome don't you?

Whoa there....

I'm Irish. I'm also a Filthy Pagan. And I'm not interested in seeing your tits. It was normal conversation flow about the name Niamh.

It wasn't all directed towards you so I'm sorry, I can't multi post on my phone.

Are we Irish the redheaded step chidren here?

I'm really sorry about the filthy Pagan issue, I hear if you cast a circle at a crossroads at midnigt nekkid, sorry skyclad, on the second Friday of a blue moon month and bury a poppet of Raymond Buckland while chanting the correct madghickally sparkley words you can cure that!

Oh wait I think that may just manifest a Wiccan. I forget.

In any event I'm sorry. We good?

Yeah we're good. And it's not the Irish that get mocked here. It's the Welsh. You ain't a coal miner are you? ::eyes suspiciously::

I'm scared to answer that for fear you mean something I'm not understanding.  I'll leave it at I prefer my coal well pressed and princess cut in a platinum setting.

[Nephew Twiddleton]

 

There is/was lots of coal mining in Wales.

[Whatever]

Are we Irish the redheaded step chidren here In this solar system?

Yes.

::rasberry::

We Irish are a wonderful group of people. Loyal, hard working, hard headed, and a shitload of fun!!! 

[Don Coyote]

Just like Nigel is?

Touche, but it's unlikely that a male would adopt a specifically female name.

Who outside of the auld sod would have any clue?

1) Anyone picking the name for themselves, and spelling it properly
2) People of Irish descent
3) Filthy Pagans, especially ones that like Irish mythology

Yeah. Fuck that shit. I am a fucking real person. Yeah I'm of fucking Irish descent, I missed the "NO IRISH" notice on sign up so what of it?  Oh yeah, I hope for everyone's sake you aren't calling me a filthy Pagan or you will meet the biggest bitch you will ever have the priviledge of meeting in your life.

I ain't posting tit pics to prove I'm female. So sorry to disappoint. Don't want to run you for other women.

Also, Niamh is a family name so unless you want to start the yo momma jokes, let's just let it go.

You all sure know how to make a girl feel right welcome don't you?

Whoa there....

I'm Irish. I'm also a Filthy Pagan. And I'm not interested in seeing your tits. It was normal conversation flow about the name Niamh.

It wasn't all directed towards you so I'm sorry, I can't multi post on my phone.

Are we Irish the redheaded step chidren here?

I'm really sorry about the filthy Pagan issue, I hear if you cast a circle at a crossroads at midnigt nekkid, sorry skyclad, on the second Friday of a blue moon month and bury a poppet of Raymond Buckland while chanting the correct madghickally sparkley words you can cure that!
Oh wait I think that may just manifest a Wiccan. I forget.

In any event I'm sorry. We good?