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Started by Prince Glittersnatch III, November 26, 2010, 09:26:33 PM

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November 26, 2010, 09:26:33 PM Last Edit: November 26, 2010, 09:35:58 PM by Lord Glittersnatch
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November 26, 2010, 09:53:04 PM
:lol:
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#2
November 26, 2010, 11:01:10 PM
It was just a matter of time.

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#3
November 26, 2010, 11:08:22 PM
Next it will be Fox reporting Stephen Colbert's interpretation of the news as True FactsTM.
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November 27, 2010, 12:33:12 AM
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#5
November 29, 2010, 04:50:01 PM
Yay, for interchangeable media. News is entertainment, however, for some time now entertainment has been news worthy. Just the next step forward.

P.s. I don't give a shit what Angelina Jolie had for lunch.

Current "Average" IQ: 82 - Borderline intellectual functioning...
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#6
November 29, 2010, 06:11:22 PM
Quote from: Xieante Antitheus on November 29, 2010, 04:50:01 PM
Yay, for interchangeable media. News is entertainment, however, for some time now entertainment has been news worthy. Just the next step forward.

P.s. I don't give a shit what Angelina Jolie had for lunch.

Current "Average" IQ: 82 - Borderline intellectual functioning...

I thought that by definition the average IQ at all was 100?
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#7
November 29, 2010, 06:17:43 PM
Hey, we can't all be like Dead Kennedy. 
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#8
November 29, 2010, 06:44:30 PM
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on November 29, 2010, 06:17:43 PM
Hey, we can't all be like Dead Kennedy. 

I think I missed the exact nuance of the joke.
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#9
November 29, 2010, 07:00:13 PM
Yeah, that's an inside joke from a couple of years ago. 
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#10
November 29, 2010, 07:02:19 PM
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on November 29, 2010, 07:00:13 PM
Yeah, that's an inside joke from a couple of years ago. 

I know about DK, but I'm not certain if the average intelligence should be higher for him or if his IQ is 100 and we should all hope to aspire to that. I know that he was enamored with his own "intellectual prowess."

I think I saw a wiki article on him somewhere too, which I found amusing.
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#11
November 29, 2010, 07:32:24 PM
The greatest number of people tend to fall between 85 and 115 in IQ.   85 is, in my opinion, the lowest you can go without being clinically fucking stupid.

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November 29, 2010, 07:36:31 PM
Quote from: Sigmatic on November 29, 2010, 07:32:24 PM
The greatest number of people tend to fall between 85 and 115 in IQ.   85 is, in my opinion, the lowest you can go without being clinically fucking stupid.

Not necessarily an incorrect opinion. 85 counts as "below average"
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November 29, 2010, 08:52:19 PM
Class                                               IQ
Profound mental retardation           Below 20
Severe mental retardation                20–34
Moderate mental retardation             35–49
Mild mental retardation                     50–69
Borderline intellectual functioning       70–84

Via Wikipedia http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Intellectual_disability

I just picked a random number within the Borderline intellectual functioning category...
Stupid...
      But not yet retarded.
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#14
November 29, 2010, 08:55:38 PM
This conversation is retarded.
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