no. NO NO NO

[LMNO]

I consider the above post definitive proof that Cain should be writing documentaries for the History Channel.

[hooplala]

I consider the above post definitive proof that Cain should be writing documentaries for the History Channel.

This. I would watch.

[Cain]

To be honest, if I could make a comfortable living off making up bullshit about Nazis, I'd do it as well.

Research is hard.  Throwing together some conspiratainment program is much easier.

[BadBeast]

I consider the above post definitive proof that Cain should be has been writing documentaries fictionmentaries for the History Channel.

fixt 

[Suu]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FJ8KleL4fS4

[Cain]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FJ8KleL4fS4

[Suu]

I fucking love Whitest Kids U Know...they give hope to bleak American sketch comedy.

[Nephew Twiddleton]

Staying home from work and guess what's on History Channel right now?

The Templar Code!

[Cain]

I assume this does not deal with the rules and regulations which surrounded a Templar's conduct on and off the battlefield, in religion and in commerce?

[Nephew Twiddleton]

I assume this does not deal with the rules and regulations which surrounded a Templar's conduct on and off the battlefield, in religion and in commerce?

What? No. What the fuck is that shit. This was about using their seekrit simbles to find their buried treasure, which may or may not include the Holy Grail!
It just ended though and they now have a show on about Air Force 1

[Cain]

Is that a documentary about the time when Harrison Ford was President and Air Force One was stormed by Kazakh terrorists, led by Gary Oldman?

[Nephew Twiddleton]

Is that a documentary about the time when Harrison Ford was President and Air Force One was stormed by Kazakh terrorists, led by Gary Oldman?

No, no, this one is a episode of Modern Marvels, a show I usually can't be bothered with.

[Nephew Twiddleton]

However, there is a two hour show on at 2:00 called Mysteries of the Freemasons.

I think that I'm going to look to changing the channel....

[Cain]

THE FREEMASONS ARE A SECRET SOCIETY WHICH REALLY CONTROL THE WORLD.  HERE IS A FREEMASON, WHO WILL DENY IT:

Grand Master of the London Lodge: we do not rule the world.

SEE?  HIS DENIAL PROVES HIS GUILT.  FUCKING FREEMASONS

(incidentally, I would love to see a documentary on P2...but of course, that will never happen.  Criminal conspiracies are only safe to document when they're made up bullshit.  Real criminal conspiracies tend to actually kill people, which is why no-one does documentaries on them).

[Xieante Antitheus]

..."Suthnuhs call it the War of Northern Aggression. I'm ok with calling it the War of Southern Failure/the American War/the Confederate War/Yankee-Dixie Throwdown."...

Fantastic!