Okay, So You Found Us, and We're Not What You Expected.

[Nast]

I found you, but then I accidentally dropped you in between the cracks in the sofa. All you needed was a good dusting to remove the dog hair and itinerant drier lint, but I hope that's OK.

[the last yatto]

goddammit.  if you are the shitty sugar coated breakfast pastry (term used loosely) from before than you really are fucking horrible at covering it or being anyone other than who you appear to be to anyone reading anything you post.

if you're not then don't do shit like post 3 emotes every fucking reply thinking it's funny or an original way to post.  and contribute to a conversation FFS..  if it isn't funny, you're doing it wrong and you'll get called out on it.  if it's informative and factual then you'll get feedback.  If you pull it out of your ass and aren't prepared to back it up then you'll get called out on it.

I haven't even lurked here for more than a year and I know this, it's not a difficult concept.

FUCK, I don't even have time ATM to add to the projects here that define this board and still don't piss off more than one person a week with occasional commentary.  (admittedly, it's usually the same guy)

PINEAL is the word I'm thinking of.  you're leaning more toward penial.

don't do that. 

sincerely

  --Pickles

[Krez]

Recently, a new member named "Krez" joined our forum, proved his identity with random facts about Tucson, and was still accused of being Pop-Tart. Krez is not Pop-Tart. Pop-Tart would not send creepy PMs.

WTF? One, were my PM creepy? I only sent them to people I came across who said they are from Tucson, where I used to live. Two, why would this perso know anything about my PMs?
This is one of the reasons why I don't say much, if I can't contribute something I keep away from the keyboard. I thought I would introduce myself in the introduce yourself thread because I had just found the forum and thought it would be polite. I am my own type of Discordian. Not a "true Discordian" or even the same type of Discordian I was when I started. It seems that there are a lot of people here who have thought the same thoughts I once had, read many of the same books I once had, played the same jokes I once had. Being a Discordian let me keep myself when I was in the military and not be brainwashed. We have at least one thread that binds us but we all pull in different directions. That is fine. I will just sit here, listen, and contribute when I feel like it like a Zen Discordian and let the world and the forum do whatever it will do.

[Don Coyote]

Recently, a new member named "Krez" joined our forum, proved his identity with random facts about Tucson, and was still accused of being Pop-Tart. Krez is not Pop-Tart. Pop-Tart would not send creepy PMs.

WTF? One, were my PM creepy? I only sent them to people I came across who said they are from Tucson, where I used to live. Two, why would this perso know anything about my PMs?
This is one of the reasons why I don't say much, if I can't contribute something I keep away from the keyboard. I thought I would introduce myself in the introduce yourself thread because I had just found the forum and thought it would be polite. I am my own type of Discordian. Not a "true Discordian" or even the same type of Discordian I was when I started. It seems that there are a lot of people here who have thought the same thoughts I once had, read many of the same books I once had, played the same jokes I once had. Being a Discordian let me keep myself when I was in the military and not be brainwashed. We have at least one thread that binds us but we all pull in different directions. That is fine. I will just sit here, listen, and contribute when I feel like it like a Zen Discordian and let the world and the forum do whatever it will do.

This man is entirly too reasonable. He must be troll.







I jest, kid and other such things like that.

[BadBeast]

Recently, a new member named "Krez" joined our forum, proved his identity with random facts about Tucson, and was still accused of being Pop-Tart. Krez is not Pop-Tart. Pop-Tart would not send creepy PMs.

WTF? One, were my PM creepy? I only sent them to people I came across who said they are from Tucson, where I used to live. Two, why would this perso know anything about my PMs?
This is one of the reasons why I don't say much, if I can't contribute something I keep away from the keyboard. I thought I would introduce myself in the introduce yourself thread because I had just found the forum and thought it would be polite. I am my own type of Discordian. Not a "true Discordian" or even the same type of Discordian I was when I started. It seems that there are a lot of people here who have thought the same thoughts I once had, read many of the same books I once had, played the same jokes I once had. Being a Discordian let me keep myself when I was in the military and not be brainwashed. We have at least one thread that binds us but we all pull in different directions. That is fine. I will just sit here, listen, and contribute when I feel like it like a Zen Discordian and let the world and the forum do whatever it will do.

This man is entirly too reasonable. He must be troll.







I jest, kid and other such things like that.

Yeah, the last time someone called me PopTart, I dipped the fuckers in rasperry jam, coated them in sugary pastry, and stuffed them in the microwave until the superheated jam began to run out of the edges, like hot, sweet, magma.
And I thought I was reasonable.

[Don Coyote]

Recently, a new member named "Krez" joined our forum, proved his identity with random facts about Tucson, and was still accused of being Pop-Tart. Krez is not Pop-Tart. Pop-Tart would not send creepy PMs.

WTF? One, were my PM creepy? I only sent them to people I came across who said they are from Tucson, where I used to live. Two, why would this perso know anything about my PMs?
This is one of the reasons why I don't say much, if I can't contribute something I keep away from the keyboard. I thought I would introduce myself in the introduce yourself thread because I had just found the forum and thought it would be polite. I am my own type of Discordian. Not a "true Discordian" or even the same type of Discordian I was when I started. It seems that there are a lot of people here who have thought the same thoughts I once had, read many of the same books I once had, played the same jokes I once had. Being a Discordian let me keep myself when I was in the military and not be brainwashed. We have at least one thread that binds us but we all pull in different directions. That is fine. I will just sit here, listen, and contribute when I feel like it like a Zen Discordian and let the world and the forum do whatever it will do.

This man is entirly too reasonable. He must be troll.







I jest, kid and other such things like that.

Yeah, the last time someone called me PopTart, I dipped the fuckers in rasperry jam, coated them in sugary pastry, and stuffed them in the microwave until the superheated jam began to run out of the edges, like hot, sweet, magma.
And I thought I was reasonable.

Dude, I was called Wade when I first got here. I think being called Poptard is step up from that.

[BadBeast]

That's rough. I would have gone straight back to Yahoo Answers if that happened to me! I think the worst I was called was "Crumpet Sucker". Oh, and a Libertarian. Both by the same person. Obviously jealous of my fine English breeding, and natural abundance of charisma.    

[Cainad (dec.)]

pssshhh, that's nothing

I got dubbed "another AKK" at one point, early in my PD-ing career.

[Phox]

Damn it! I was only a sociopath.... 

Oh, and whatever ECH's insult of the day was.

[BadBeast]

Damn it! I was only a sociopath.... 

Oh, and whatever ECH's insult of the day was.

Probably a cuntwaffle, or a fuckwad.

[Phox]

Damn it! I was only a sociopath.... 

Oh, and whatever ECH's insult of the day was.

Probably a cuntwaffle, or a fuckwad.

There were quite a number of them. 

[the last yatto]

2 out of 3 days you deserved it

[Salty]

I Enki'd a thread once. I meditated on that heavily.  

[Phox]

2 out of 3 days you deserved it

Never said I didn't. 

[Payne]

I was named "Biped" after three posts.

It all went uphill from there.

~~~Payne: Beloved.