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TESTEMONAIL:  Right and Discordianism allows room for personal interpretation. You have your theories and I have mine. Unlike Christianity, Discordia allows room for ideas and opinions, and mine is well-informed and based on ancient philosophy and theology, so, my neo-Discordian friends, open your minds to my interpretation and I will open my mind to yours. That's fair enough, right? Just claiming to be discordian should mean that your mind is open and willing to learn and share ideas. You guys are fucking bashing me and your laughing at my theologies and my friends know what's up and are laughing at you and honestly this is my last shot at putting a label on my belief structure and your making me lose all hope of ever finding a ideological group I can relate to because you don't even know what the fuck I'm talking about and everything I have said is based on the founding principals of real Discordianism. Expand your mind.

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Started by Lies, December 02, 2010, 01:15:24 PM

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Sir Squid Diddimus

I think he got lost somewhere.
Shoulda taken that left turn at Albuquerque

Telarus

This would be a perfect opportunity to start sending stuff his way. ;)
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Jenne

Woah.  That's the kind of testimonial bullshit that should be saved for when you're getting high with your pals.

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Quote from: Jenne on December 02, 2010, 07:35:51 PM
Woah.  That's the kind of testimonial bullshit that should be saved for when you're getting high paid with your pals.

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hooplala

"Soon all of us will have special names" — Professor Brian O'Blivion

"Now's not the time to get silly, so wear your big boots and jump on the garbage clowns." — Bob Dylan?

"Do I contradict myself?
Very well then I contradict myself,
(I am large, I contain multitudes.)"
— Walt Whitman

Don Coyote

Quote from: Cain on December 02, 2010, 05:09:06 PM
Carrey always struck me a a Transcendental Meditation guy.

I LOATHE TM. LOATHE IT.

LMNO

THAT'S NICE, BUT THIS ISN'T TM.

CLICK BLIGHT'S LINK ABOVE.

Cain

Quote from: Sir Coyote on December 02, 2010, 08:29:28 PM
Quote from: Cain on December 02, 2010, 05:09:06 PM
Carrey always struck me a a Transcendental Meditation guy.

I LOATHE TM. LOATHE IT.

You're just jealous you cannot manifest Yogic Flying

(though, to be fair, neither can anyone practicing TM)

hooplala

Quote from: Cain on December 02, 2010, 08:38:31 PM
Quote from: Sir Coyote on December 02, 2010, 08:29:28 PM
Quote from: Cain on December 02, 2010, 05:09:06 PM
Carrey always struck me a a Transcendental Meditation guy.

I LOATHE TM. LOATHE IT.

You're just jealous you cannot manifest Yogic Flying

(though, to be fair, neither can anyone practicing TM)

Yogic Flying is one of the funniest things in the world. 
"Soon all of us will have special names" — Professor Brian O'Blivion

"Now's not the time to get silly, so wear your big boots and jump on the garbage clowns." — Bob Dylan?

"Do I contradict myself?
Very well then I contradict myself,
(I am large, I contain multitudes.)"
— Walt Whitman

Richter

"After training in our monastery, you will not go out into town and claim you have super powers, even if you do." (sort of) - from "Lamb" by Christopher Moore
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on May 22, 2015, 03:00:53 AM
Anyone ever think about how Richter inhabits the same reality as you and just scream and scream and scream, but in a good way?   :lulz:

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hooplala

I fail to see where the fun in that is.
"Soon all of us will have special names" — Professor Brian O'Blivion

"Now's not the time to get silly, so wear your big boots and jump on the garbage clowns." — Bob Dylan?

"Do I contradict myself?
Very well then I contradict myself,
(I am large, I contain multitudes.)"
— Walt Whitman

Jasper

I didn't laugh at his joke, but I laughed when he said he wants to take as many people with him as he can.

So do I, Jim.  So do I... 

Don Coyote

Quote from: Sigmatic on December 02, 2010, 08:54:45 PM
I didn't laugh at his joke, but I laughed when he said he wants to take as many people with him as he can.

So do I, Jim.  So do I... 

inorite? Had that same thought.

Salty

Tolle is annoying but at least he's not this assbag:
http://www.danmillman.com/

And neither has the talent, grace and elegance in bullshitting that this man did:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jiddu_Krishnamurti

Certainly Millman pilfered from Krishnamurti, not sure about tolle.

Either way it'd be nice to see this kind of celebrity presentation with more :barstool:
Maybe a mix of this and Tom Cruise from magnolia. Or any time really.
The world is a car and you're the crash test dummy.

Lies

Quote from: Telarus on December 02, 2010, 07:34:05 PM
This would be a perfect opportunity to start sending stuff his way. ;)
CarreyGASM, anyone?
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Ask the slaves whose labour built the White House;
Ask the slaves of today tied down to sweatshops and brothels to escape hunger;
Ask most women, second class citizens, in a pervasive rape culture;
Ask the non-human creatures who inhabit the planet:
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Ask the natives of the Americas and Australia on whose land
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