Oh Frabjous Day!

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Suu, I get a mouf herpes outbreak about every four-five years or so, (THE ONE THING MY MOM EVER GAVE ME LOL) and I have found that L-Lysine really really helps suppress it a lot. I take one dose when I start to feel the tingling badness and most of the time it just goes away. It's like $10 for a lifetime supply. Also the older you get the less frequently it'll break out.

[Rizzo]

My new house is adjacent to a golf course.  I'm 80' up, and 45 degrees off the fairway, and I've been picking up 2 golf balls a day as I move in.

Send them back.  With the rail gun.  Use small steel food cans for a sabbot.

Actually, we're going to collect all we can, until the spring tourney.  When the first ball lands on the fairway, we're going to use my old wrist-rocket to flood the fairway with balls.

I found 1,500 last summer. Sold them back to the course for a quarter each. 

Also, a golf ball does not belong in a wrist-wrocket. Too big. I'm convinced they were designed specifically for the iron ore pellets that drop off the trains around here by the thousands.

[Suu]

Suu, I get a mouf herpes outbreak about every four-five years or so, (THE ONE THING MY MOM EVER GAVE ME LOL) and I have found that L-Lysine really really helps suppress it a lot. I take one dose when I start to feel the tingling badness and most of the time it just goes away. It's like $10 for a lifetime supply. Also the older you get the less frequently it'll break out.

I get a good outbreak every November/December (triggered by seasonal change, no doubt.) I've heard good things about Lysine, I should check it out. My cousin has chronic HSV-1. She used to get monthly outbreaks up until she was about 14 (the really bad ones too, it would spread from her mouth up to her nose, poor thing.) Now she's on a prescription that controls it really well.

It's just...fucking gross. Genetic yeah, but fucking gross. It started as just a canker, which suck enough as it is, but I feel the pressure and tingle on my bottom lip, and I can see the legions starting to form. I'm hitting it with Carmex (I know...I know...) and I think it's actually working. It's still not as bad as my 2004 explosion, which attacked both corners of my mouth, and alternated back and forth for THREE MONTHS. I had to use Mederma for a year to get rid of the fucking scars.

Herpes is fucking disgusting. It's unbelievable to think that one genus of virus, literally a floating piece of DNA, can cause cold sores, genital herpes, mononucleosis, chicken pox/shingles, measles, meningitis...The list goes on.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

It's important to keep in mind that IT DOES GET BETTER. Your body forms a resistance to it, and most likely it will follow a path  like mine has, decreasing in frequency and severity until it is pretty minimal in frequency.

Also, JUST SO YOU FEEL BETTER, my daughter is having an EXISTENTIAL CRISIS and listening to the same Green Day song over and over, AND SHE IS ALSO BLESS HER FUCKING HEART a cold-hearted bitch who doesn't treat her girl right. And this COULD BE YOUR LIFE.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

OH GOD NOW IT IS COLDPLAY.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

HOW DID I MAKE ASSHOLE CHILDREN OH GOD I LOVE THEM. LITTLE ASSHOLES. EXCEPT LITTLE ORANGE, SHE IS NOT AN ASSHOLE.

[Triple Zero]

In other herpes-related news, my shingles got somewhat worse Still not terrible, but I have been feeling like shit the past couple of days, and I got them on my back now as well. Also I think I read it does something to your joints or muscles or tendons or something, which might explain why thursday I woke up with my shoulder hurting like FUCK, like this not-quite-muscle-ache weird pain when you slept on it wrong (which I probably did) except it didn't go away in 15 minutes like it usually does, no it's still hurting two days later!! And having a hurt shoulder is POOP, cause I use it for almost anything I do. And that gets really annoying after a while. Until my gf got the incredibly bright idea to take some painkillers! Brilliant! Which helped a bit. But by now it's not so bad anymore so yeah. Also the bumps/spots things seem to be on their way out. Meaning they are itching a fuckload. Yay healing.

[Suu]

Yeah, all of that is normal. 

And they do spread. Just keep them clean and don't scratch! Just like chickenpox!

[Suu]

Also, JUST SO YOU FEEL BETTER, my daughter is having an EXISTENTIAL CRISIS and listening to the same Green Day song over and over, AND SHE IS ALSO BLESS HER FUCKING HEART a cold-hearted bitch who doesn't treat her girl right. And this COULD BE YOUR LIFE.

Well, she's about to learn a lesson about how to treat your SO...Get ready for some tears. (unless she's that heartless)

[Suu]

I have to leave the house to get food.

[Suu]

I didn't die.

I also got green tea...It's like, the best thing I've felt in my mouth all week.

[Don Coyote]

I didn't die.

I also got green tea...It's like, the best thing I've felt in my mouth all week.

HURRAY!!!!

AND LOL!!!!!!!!!!!

[Suu]

It's so true though! It doesn't burn my lip, it soothes it, so the heat feels GOOD, and not "OFUCK BURNING". The mate tea I was drinking earlier made the canker open more, but it's going down again.

I just want this to go the fuck away, because I know if these blisters pop I've got 2 more weeks of pain.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Also, JUST SO YOU FEEL BETTER, my daughter is having an EXISTENTIAL CRISIS and listening to the same Green Day song over and over, AND SHE IS ALSO BLESS HER FUCKING HEART a cold-hearted bitch who doesn't treat her girl right. And this COULD BE YOUR LIFE.

Well, she's about to learn a lesson about how to treat your SO...Get ready for some tears. (unless she's that heartless)

she's over there right now, hopefully treating her right.

I hear from exes that I am too nice, so she doesn't get this from me.

[Sir Squid Diddimus]

EVERYBODY IS EXPLODING WTF!?!?!?