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Unbridled Punnery - which makes punnery very lonely

Started by AFK, June 03, 2010, 07:48:51 PM

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#60
August 25, 2010, 05:12:53 PM
The Greek ex-prisoner found a new career working in concrete.  
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

AFK

#61
September 14, 2010, 02:08:34 PM
Did you hear about the White Supremacist rally being held during the Delaware primary?

I guess they really meant it when they said they were going to Storm the Castle.   
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

AFK

#62
October 19, 2010, 12:02:30 PM
Ensnared in controversy, Tom decided to quit as drummer for the band to avoid any further repurcussions. 
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

AFK

#63
December 20, 2010, 08:24:46 PM
When asked about his views on reincarnation, the wildebeest replied, "Why sure, I believe everything old shall soon be gnu again."
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

Telarus

#64
December 21, 2010, 12:59:03 AM
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on August 25, 2010, 05:08:45 PM
"Hey Waiter!  What's this fly doing in my alphabet soup?"

"Running a broth-L?"

I'm going to the region of Thud for 23 hours for improving that pun.                          :x
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#65
December 21, 2010, 02:58:52 AM
Quote from: Telarus on December 21, 2010, 12:59:03 AM
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on August 25, 2010, 05:08:45 PM
"Hey Waiter!  What's this fly doing in my alphabet soup?"

"Having a vowel movement."

I'm going to the region of Thud for 23 hours for improving that pun.                          :x

I guess I'll be right there with ya.   8)
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

Fractalbeard

#66
December 23, 2010, 04:29:11 PM
Please don't murder us for our puns, eventually we'll crow out of them.
Any technology distinguishable from magic is insuficiently advanced.

AFK

#67
May 23, 2011, 08:22:16 PM
The bald porcupine felt that life had become rather pointless. 
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

AFK

#68
May 23, 2011, 08:24:11 PM
What is a cannibal's favorite fruit?

Quints!
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

Freeky

#69
May 23, 2011, 08:50:30 PM
I don't get that last one. :sad:

AFK

#70
May 23, 2011, 09:05:08 PM
Yeah, probably a little too esoteric. 

Quince -> fruit
Quints -> as in quintuplets. 
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

AFK

#71
May 23, 2011, 09:05:41 PM
It was a bit of a dud. 
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Freeky

#72
May 23, 2011, 09:07:18 PM
...Maybe.  -suspicious-

AFK

#73
May 23, 2011, 09:13:46 PM
The photographer figured he's be a shoo-in for the botanist job since he had much experience with photo synthesis. 
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

AFK

#74
December 17, 2011, 01:56:33 PM
I thought that disaster movie about the tornado was a bit of a dud.
I mean, you could see the twist coming from a mile away!
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