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This is not funny and not worth wasting your time on.

Started by Lies, December 23, 2010, 10:21:16 AM

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#15
December 23, 2010, 12:52:44 PM
Quote from: Rainy Day Pixie on December 23, 2010, 12:51:14 PM
i wasnt amused by it, why should Cain be?
Don't tell me Pent's follow up wasn't lol worthy either.
- So the New World Order does not actually exist?
- Oh it exists, and how!
Ask the slaves whose labour built the White House;
Ask the slaves of today tied down to sweatshops and brothels to escape hunger;
Ask most women, second class citizens, in a pervasive rape culture;
Ask the non-human creatures who inhabit the planet:
whales, bears, frogs, tuna, bees, slaughtered farm animals;
Ask the natives of the Americas and Australia on whose land
you live today, on whose graves your factories, farms and neighbourhoods stand;
ask any of them this, ask them if the New World Order is true;
they'll tell you plainly: the New World Order... is you!

Lies

#16
December 23, 2010, 12:53:24 PM
Quote from: Cain on December 23, 2010, 12:52:28 PM
Quote from: Rainy Day Pixie on December 23, 2010, 12:51:14 PM
i wasnt amused by it, why should Cain be?

Uh-oh, you're gonna have to join me in the Non-Cool Kids Clubhouse now.

I suspect the people who point out this wouldn't even be considered satirical will follow shortly.
I was joking asshole.

I'm wondering what the fuck is up your ass though. THIS IS APPLE TALK. Come on man.
- So the New World Order does not actually exist?
- Oh it exists, and how!
Ask the slaves whose labour built the White House;
Ask the slaves of today tied down to sweatshops and brothels to escape hunger;
Ask most women, second class citizens, in a pervasive rape culture;
Ask the non-human creatures who inhabit the planet:
whales, bears, frogs, tuna, bees, slaughtered farm animals;
Ask the natives of the Americas and Australia on whose land
you live today, on whose graves your factories, farms and neighbourhoods stand;
ask any of them this, ask them if the New World Order is true;
they'll tell you plainly: the New World Order... is you!

Cain

#17
December 23, 2010, 12:55:43 PM
Ah I see.

Clearly because my humour does not align perfectly with yours, something must be up.  It cant ever be that I didn't find it funny.  Oh no.  There must be some deeper reason, some secret one I'm holding back.

I repeat: fuck you.

Pope Pixie Pickle

#18
December 23, 2010, 12:56:44 PM
i have never been cool, Cain. whats more, I dont give a fuck.

Lies

#19
December 23, 2010, 12:57:15 PM
Quote from: Cain on December 23, 2010, 12:55:43 PM
Ah I see.

Clearly because my humour does not align perfectly with yours, something must be up.  It cant ever be that I didn't find it funny.  Oh no.  There must be some deeper reason, some secret one I'm holding back.

I repeat: fuck you.

No, not saying that at all.
I'm just saying.
COME ON MAN, don't tell me this is not at all in the slightest "lol" worthy.
Just. Come. On. Man.
- So the New World Order does not actually exist?
- Oh it exists, and how!
Ask the slaves whose labour built the White House;
Ask the slaves of today tied down to sweatshops and brothels to escape hunger;
Ask most women, second class citizens, in a pervasive rape culture;
Ask the non-human creatures who inhabit the planet:
whales, bears, frogs, tuna, bees, slaughtered farm animals;
Ask the natives of the Americas and Australia on whose land
you live today, on whose graves your factories, farms and neighbourhoods stand;
ask any of them this, ask them if the New World Order is true;
they'll tell you plainly: the New World Order... is you!

Pope Pixie Pickle

#20
December 23, 2010, 12:59:31 PM
no lulz to be had here.

why dont you go back to not saying anything? I liked you then.

Lies

#21
December 23, 2010, 01:00:01 PM
All right. Fine. I take it back Cain. This is not funny at all in the slightest.

You're right, sorry for trying to share a laugh that wasn't there.
- So the New World Order does not actually exist?
- Oh it exists, and how!
Ask the slaves whose labour built the White House;
Ask the slaves of today tied down to sweatshops and brothels to escape hunger;
Ask most women, second class citizens, in a pervasive rape culture;
Ask the non-human creatures who inhabit the planet:
whales, bears, frogs, tuna, bees, slaughtered farm animals;
Ask the natives of the Americas and Australia on whose land
you live today, on whose graves your factories, farms and neighbourhoods stand;
ask any of them this, ask them if the New World Order is true;
they'll tell you plainly: the New World Order... is you!

Lies

#22
December 23, 2010, 01:01:11 PM
Quote from: Rainy Day Pixie on December 23, 2010, 12:59:31 PM
no lulz to be had here.

why dont you go back to not saying anything? I liked you then.
:|

- So the New World Order does not actually exist?
- Oh it exists, and how!
Ask the slaves whose labour built the White House;
Ask the slaves of today tied down to sweatshops and brothels to escape hunger;
Ask most women, second class citizens, in a pervasive rape culture;
Ask the non-human creatures who inhabit the planet:
whales, bears, frogs, tuna, bees, slaughtered farm animals;
Ask the natives of the Americas and Australia on whose land
you live today, on whose graves your factories, farms and neighbourhoods stand;
ask any of them this, ask them if the New World Order is true;
they'll tell you plainly: the New World Order... is you!
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