Fuck you, Charley.

[Adios]

And now I'm covered in itchy little bumps. I'm sensitive, you know.

I think there is a shot for those.......

[Phox]

And now I'm covered in itchy little bumps. I'm sensitive, you know.

I think there is a shot for those.......

[BadBeast]

And now I'm covered in itchy little bumps. I'm sensitive, you know.

I think there is a shot for those.......

Or even some special cream to rub on.

[Phox]

And now I'm covered in itchy little bumps. I'm sensitive, you know.

I think there is a shot for those.......

Or even some special cream to rub on.

Oh, no. I'm spreading the love. Starting with you, my dear, dear fiancé. 

[BadBeast]

And now I'm covered in itchy little bumps. I'm sensitive, you know.

I think there is a shot for those.......

Or even some special cream to rub on.

Oh, no. I'm spreading the love. Starting with you, my dear, dear fiancé. 

*It all comes flooding back*  Is this going to hurt very much, my Sweet? ( I won't scream for help, even if it does) If it's my fate to sink into the sweet depths of depravity,  I promise I'll drag you right on down with me. But you can take those fucking spurs off first, or it's not happening! OK?

[Phox]

And now I'm covered in itchy little bumps. I'm sensitive, you know.

I think there is a shot for those.......

Or even some special cream to rub on.

Oh, no. I'm spreading the love. Starting with you, my dear, dear fiancé. 

*It all comes flooding back*  Is this going to hurt very much, my Sweet? ( I won't scream for help, even if it does) If it's my fate to sink into the sweet depths of depravity,  I promise I'll drag you right on down with me. But you can take those fucking spurs off first, or it's not happening! OK?

Oh no. It won't hurt for at least 24 hours. Incubation period, you know. And, of course I won't use the spurs, darling. I can make you bleed without any help. 

[BadBeast]

And now I'm covered in itchy little bumps. I'm sensitive, you know.

I think there is a shot for those.......

Or even some special cream to rub on.

Oh, no. I'm spreading the love. Starting with you, my dear, dear fiancé. 

*It all comes flooding back*  Is this going to hurt very much, my Sweet? ( I won't scream for help, even if it does) If it's my fate to sink into the sweet depths of depravity,  I promise I'll drag you right on down with me. But you can take those fucking spurs off first, or it's not happening! OK?

Oh no. It won't hurt for at least 24 hours. Incubation period, you know. And, of course I won't use the spurs, darling. I can make you bleed without any help. 

Just be careful with any spillage then. Last time they tested it, there was so much amphetamine present that the Doctors were using it to wake up long term coma victims  (And some of them haven't slept since) Under the present HazMat scale, it has been given an estimated half life of over 200 years. Just warning you.

[Phox]

And now I'm covered in itchy little bumps. I'm sensitive, you know.

I think there is a shot for those.......

Or even some special cream to rub on.

Oh, no. I'm spreading the love. Starting with you, my dear, dear fiancé. 

*It all comes flooding back*  Is this going to hurt very much, my Sweet? ( I won't scream for help, even if it does) If it's my fate to sink into the sweet depths of depravity,  I promise I'll drag you right on down with me. But you can take those fucking spurs off first, or it's not happening! OK?

Oh no. It won't hurt for at least 24 hours. Incubation period, you know. And, of course I won't use the spurs, darling. I can make you bleed without any help. 

Just be careful with any spillage then. Last time they tested it, there was so much amphetamine present that the Doctors were using it to wake up long term coma victims  (And some of them haven't slept since) Under the present HazMat scale, it has been given an estimated half life of over 200 years. Just warning you.

Honey, I'm a Doktor. Why do you think I want you to bleed in the first place?

[BadBeast]

And now I'm covered in itchy little bumps. I'm sensitive, you know.

I think there is a shot for those.......

Or even some special cream to rub on.

Oh, no. I'm spreading the love. Starting with you, my dear, dear fiancé. 

*It all comes flooding back*  Is this going to hurt very much, my Sweet? ( I won't scream for help, even if it does) If it's my fate to sink into the sweet depths of depravity,  I promise I'll drag you right on down with me. But you can take those fucking spurs off first, or it's not happening! OK?

Oh no. It won't hurt for at least 24 hours. Incubation period, you know. And, of course I won't use the spurs, darling. I can make you bleed without any help. 

Just be careful with any spillage then. Last time they tested it, there was so much amphetamine present that the Doctors were using it to wake up long term coma victims  (And some of them haven't slept since) Under the present HazMat scale, it has been given an estimated half life of over 200 years. Just warning you.

Honey, I'm a Doktor. Why do you think I want you to bleed in the first place?

In that case, I walked right into that one! (No fool like an old fool) 
And there was me thinking you were a sparkly Vampire.

[Phox]

]In that case, I walked right into that one! (No fool like an old fool) 
And there was me thinking you were a sparkly Vampire.

you were a sparkly Vampire.

sparkly Vampire.

[BadBeast]

]In that case, I walked right into that one! (No fool like an old fool) 
And there was me thinking you were a sparkly Vampire.

you were a sparkly Vampire.

sparkly Vampire.

Oops, did I say Sparkly Vampire? I must have meant "Erudite and sophisticated Lady of learning, poise, and sartorial elegance" (I'm always getting those two mixed up!)

[Phox]

]In that case, I walked right into that one! (No fool like an old fool) 
And there was me thinking you were a sparkly Vampire.

you were a sparkly Vampire.

sparkly Vampire.

Oops, did I say Sparkly Vampire? I must have meant "Erudite and sophisticated Lady of learning, poise, and sartorial elegance" (I'm always getting those two mixed up!)

That's what I thought you said. 

[BadBeast]

]In that case, I walked right into that one! (No fool like an old fool) 
And there was me thinking you were a sparkly Vampire.

you were a sparkly Vampire.

sparkly Vampire.

Oops, did I say Sparkly Vampire? I must have meant "Erudite and sophisticated Lady of learning, poise, and sartorial elegance" (I'm always getting those two mixed up!)

That's what I thought you said. 

Do try and stay objective Sweety, . .    Hmm?,  "Thought" is far too tricky a beast on which to base any definitive conclusions on what you believe to be true.  Or am I  ing what you meant?

[Phox]

Do try and stay objective Sweety, . .    Hmm?,  "Thought" is far too tricky a beast on which to base any definitive conclusions on what you believe to be true.  Or am I  ing what you meant?

You really are asking for it, aren't you?

[Epimetheus]

I am so about this thread