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Started by The Good Reverend Roger, December 30, 2010, 01:58:08 AM

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#60
December 30, 2010, 11:07:22 PM
Quote from: Sigmatic on December 30, 2010, 06:00:42 AM
Oh god what if my family accepts his friend requests :x

This... might actually make facebook worth getting.
Inflatable dolls are not recognized flotation devices.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#61
December 30, 2010, 11:14:20 PM
Quote from: Alty on December 30, 2010, 06:07:36 AM
I don't know what you guys are talking about. Everyone on my list has EARNED this. It's what they get for all that PUT THIS IN YOUR STATUS UPDATE TO HONOR/REMEMBER/EMPOWER YOUR LOVED ONES/ FIGHT CANCER/WORLD HUNGER/CHILD ABUSE horseshit. And checking in every god damned five fucking seconds getting used to making sure The Man knows just where you are.

Screw those fuckers. I've been trying to "improve" their lives in small painfully interesting ways by myself. Frankly, I could use the help.

:lulz:
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

LMNO

#62
December 30, 2010, 11:33:08 PM
Rog, did you break the damn thing? I'm getting a 404 error when I try to log on.

The Good Reverend Roger

#63
December 30, 2010, 11:54:50 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD on December 30, 2010, 11:33:08 PM
Rog, did you break the damn thing? I'm getting a 404 error when I try to log on.

It's working for me.

That's God punishing you for not friending me.

I am now Facebook Jesus.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Faust

#64
December 31, 2010, 12:13:30 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 30, 2010, 06:33:28 PM
Quote from: ϗ on December 30, 2010, 06:32:36 PM
I'm wonderin whether it would be better if my colleagues did or didn't friend Roger. This is quite a predicament.

Don't fuck yourself IRL over this.

You're not going to troll peoples friends pages are you?
My facebook is a very PC make yourself marketable thing. I act under the assumption that potential employers would look at my page find nothing too unusual and stop digging there. I've a few co-workers and uptight Christian friends/relatives on there that probably wouldn't do well friending you, they wouldn't get your sense of humour.

Sleepless nights at the chateau

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#65
December 31, 2010, 12:52:40 AM
I contemplated whether it would be bad for my professional image for my 900 or so friends, colleagues and customers to be friended by Roger.

I decided it will not.  :lulz:
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

The Good Reverend Roger

#66
December 31, 2010, 01:08:22 AM
Quote from: Faust on December 31, 2010, 12:13:30 AM


You're not going to troll peoples friends pages are you?


No.  I am simply putting my thoughts on my status.

I haven't heard any complaints so far.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Adios

#67
December 31, 2010, 01:12:46 AM
If my friends have any issues with you then they don't need to be my friends.

Lies

#68
December 31, 2010, 01:29:16 AM
Quote from: Charley Brown on December 31, 2010, 01:12:46 AM
If my friends have any issues with you then they don't need to be my friends.
*watchs as CB's friends list steadily falls*
- So the New World Order does not actually exist?
- Oh it exists, and how!
Ask the slaves whose labour built the White House;
Ask the slaves of today tied down to sweatshops and brothels to escape hunger;
Ask most women, second class citizens, in a pervasive rape culture;
Ask the non-human creatures who inhabit the planet:
whales, bears, frogs, tuna, bees, slaughtered farm animals;
Ask the natives of the Americas and Australia on whose land
you live today, on whose graves your factories, farms and neighbourhoods stand;
ask any of them this, ask them if the New World Order is true;
they'll tell you plainly: the New World Order... is you!

Richter

#69
December 31, 2010, 01:35:17 AM
I'm either going to be praised or ostracized by everyone I know.  The roofie comments should be good for at least 2 screaming rants and a bunch of righteous indignation aimed at me. :lulz:
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on May 22, 2015, 03:00:53 AM
Anyone ever think about how Richter inhabits the same reality as you and just scream and scream and scream, but in a good way?   :lulz:

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Juana

#70
December 31, 2010, 01:56:26 AM
Oh dear. My hyper Catholic mother...her head will explode.
"I dispose of obsolete meat machines.  Not because I hate them (I do) and not because they deserve it (they do), but because they are in the way and those older ones don't meet emissions codes.  They emit too much.  You don't like them and I don't like them, so spare me the hysteria."

The Good Reverend Roger

#71
December 31, 2010, 03:42:16 AM
Quote from: Richter on December 31, 2010, 01:35:17 AM
I'm either going to be praised or ostracized by everyone I know.  The roofie comments should be good for at least 2 screaming rants and a bunch of righteous indignation aimed at me. :lulz:

Sounds like we need to ramp it up a notch.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

The Good Reverend Roger

#72
December 31, 2010, 03:42:51 AM
Quote from: Hover Cat on December 31, 2010, 01:56:26 AM
Oh dear. My hyper Catholic mother...her head will explode.

Hey, I've been purposely avoiding the usual papist comments.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Whatever

#73
December 31, 2010, 04:12:26 AM
 :?

I can't find you to try and add you.

Lies

#74
December 31, 2010, 04:32:40 AM
copy and paste the WHOLE link in the OP.
- So the New World Order does not actually exist?
- Oh it exists, and how!
Ask the slaves whose labour built the White House;
Ask the slaves of today tied down to sweatshops and brothels to escape hunger;
Ask most women, second class citizens, in a pervasive rape culture;
Ask the non-human creatures who inhabit the planet:
whales, bears, frogs, tuna, bees, slaughtered farm animals;
Ask the natives of the Americas and Australia on whose land
you live today, on whose graves your factories, farms and neighbourhoods stand;
ask any of them this, ask them if the New World Order is true;
they'll tell you plainly: the New World Order... is you!
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