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America's Drunkest Cities!

Started by Suu, December 31, 2010, 04:08:53 AM

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Suu

http://www.thedailybeast.com/galleries/2469/1/

Boston is 8. Providence is 13. Tampa is 17.

*hic*

'Splains a lot.


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Suu

Oh, and Burlington, VT is 6.

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The Drunkest Town in America: Wherever my family is having their reunion that year.

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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

I was not at all surprised about Milwaukee WI being #1 (knowing some Wisconsinites), but I was kind of stunned that Portland OR is #32. But we do have more deaths per 100,000 from alcoholism-related liver failure, so we must be doing SOMETHING right.
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AFK

Woo Hoo!  The REAL Portland is #18.  Surprised it isn't higher really.  What with bars every where you look, winter and cold 6 months out of the year, and, well, not a whole lot else to do.

Also, I didn't really analyze it that closely, but eyeballing it, there seems to be at least a loose correlation with your city being in a cold climate and being drunk. 
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Fujikoma

Hell yeah! Austin is number 4! I used to live there, great place to hang out and get smashed, people are really cool there, as long as you're not a total douche.

LMNO

I postulate that Boston is #8 due to the fact that most bars close at 1:00 am, and ALL bars close at 2:00.  Gotta get yr drink on quick 'round here.

Nephew Twiddleton

Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on December 31, 2010, 12:02:38 PM
Woo Hoo!  The REAL Portland is #18.  Surprised it isn't higher really.  What with bars every where you look, winter and cold 6 months out of the year, and, well, not a whole lot else to do.

Also, I didn't really analyze it that closely, but eyeballing it, there seems to be at least a loose correlation with your city being in a cold climate and being drunk. 

I think that loose correlation is also reflected in Europe (Ireland, UK, Russia....) I don't know how cold the Czech Republic is, but I imagine there are other factors that go into that too.
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Portland Jr. is apparently doing pretty well at practicing moderation these days. Except for depression. We're still #1 in depression! WOOOOOOO!!!!
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


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If you were to fall from an airplane into any random place in Wisconsin I guarantee you could find a Bar or a Church within 5 minutes walking distance.
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Quote from: Nigel on December 31, 2010, 07:14:24 PM
Portland Jr. is apparently doing pretty well at practicing moderation these days. Except for depression. We're still #1 in depression! WOOOOOOO!!!!

You beat Anchorage Alaska?  That's kind of shocking.
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heehee San Francisco is number 3!  San Diego is 10th, and Sac is 23rd!



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