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WHOOOEEEE! MINDY SUE, WE'RE GONNA EAT LIKE KINGS TONIGHT!

Started by The Good Reverend Roger, January 03, 2011, 03:16:17 AM

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The Good Reverend Roger

January 03, 2011, 03:16:17 AM
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Suu

#1
January 03, 2011, 03:21:36 AM
Holy crap!
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#2
January 03, 2011, 03:23:38 AM
WHOA WHAT THE FUCK.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Eater of Clowns

#3
January 03, 2011, 03:26:56 AM
This is how it begins.  :tinfoilhat:
Quote from: Pippa Twiddleton on December 22, 2012, 01:06:36 AM
EoC, you are the bane of my existence.

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 07, 2014, 01:18:23 AM
EoC doesn't make creepy.

EoC makes creepy worse.

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the afflicted persons get hold of and consume carrots even in socially quite unacceptable situations.

Chairman Risus

#4
January 03, 2011, 04:15:14 AM
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on January 03, 2011, 03:26:56 AM
This is how it begins.  :tinfoilhat:

And here I was thinking that was how it ended.

Dysnomia

#5
January 03, 2011, 04:16:23 AM
shittons of west nile?
It's all fun and games, till someone gets herpes.

http://cdn.smosh.com/smosh-pit/122010/mow-the-lawn.gif

Phox

#6
January 03, 2011, 04:21:10 AM
C'mon guys, it's obvious. God hates the black birds for being gay. They were thinking about adopting kids, ya know. 

Salty

#7
January 03, 2011, 04:24:10 AM
Quote from: Risus on January 03, 2011, 04:15:14 AM
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on January 03, 2011, 03:26:56 AM
This is how it begins.  :tinfoilhat:

And here I was thinking that was how it ended.

I'm good either way so long as Arkansas goes first.
The world is a car and you're the crash test dummy.

the last yatto

#8
January 03, 2011, 04:45:40 AM
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on January 03, 2011, 03:26:56 AM
This is how it begins.  :tinfoilhat:

That or its a flashforward :fnord:
Look, asshole:  Your 'incomprehensible' act, your word-salad, your pinealism...It BORES ME.  I've been incomprehensible for so long, I TEACH IT TO MBA CANDIDATES.  So if you simply MUST talk about your pineal gland or happy children dancing in the wildflowers, go talk to Roger, because he digs that kind of shit

Remington

#9
January 03, 2011, 06:12:15 AM
HIMEOBS: You cannot fly high enough
Is it plugged in?

Jasper

#10
January 03, 2011, 07:01:19 AM
Weeellll yanno, frogs are so "done".  Just mixing it up, I suspect.

themenniss

#11
January 03, 2011, 11:08:07 AM
QuoteLast year we started with floods. This year birds,
:lulz:
'I talk aloud to all those who listen. when nobody does, i talk aloud to myself.'

AFK

#12
January 03, 2011, 01:16:54 PM
QuoteBeebe residents describe the scene as something out of an Alfred Hitchcock film,

Dumbfucks.  If it was out of an Alfred Hitchcock movie the birds would've been bigger, alive, and gouging their goddamn eyes out. 
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

Cain

#13
January 03, 2011, 01:48:54 PM
Clearly it's viral marketing.  Very very clever, somewhat creepy viral marketing.

Adios

#14
January 03, 2011, 02:57:39 PM
I dunno.........

Arkansas officials are investigating the death of an estimated 100,000 fish in the state's northwest, but suspect disease was to blame, a state spokesman said Sunday.

Dead drum fish floated in the water and lined the banks of a 20-mile stretch of the Arkansas River near Ozark, about 125 miles northwest of Little Rock, said Keith Stephens of the Arkansas Game and Fish Commission. A tugboat operator discovered the fish kill Thursday night, and fisheries officials collected some of the dying animals to conduct tests.
http://www.cnn.com/2011/US/01/02/arkansas.fish.kill/index.html?hpt=T2

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