WHOOOEEEE! MINDY SUE, WE'RE GONNA EAT LIKE KINGS TONIGHT!

[The Good Reverend Roger]

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/2011/01/02/2011-01-02_more_than_1000_dead_birds_fall_out_of_the_sky_in_arkansas_streets_covered_with_b.html

[Suu]

Holy crap!

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

WHOA WHAT THE FUCK.

[Eater of Clowns]

This is how it begins. 

[Chairman Risus]

This is how it begins. 

And here I was thinking that was how it ended.

[Dysnomia]

shittons of west nile?

[Phox]

C'mon guys, it's obvious. God hates the black birds for being gay. They were thinking about adopting kids, ya know. 

[Salty]

This is how it begins. 

And here I was thinking that was how it ended.

I'm good either way so long as Arkansas goes first.

[the last yatto]

This is how it begins. 

That or its a flashforward

[Remington]

HIMEOBS: You cannot fly high enough

[Jasper]

Weeellll yanno, frogs are so "done".  Just mixing it up, I suspect.

[themenniss]

Last year we started with floods. This year birds,

[AFK]

Beebe residents describe the scene as something out of an Alfred Hitchcock film,

Dumbfucks.  If it was out of an Alfred Hitchcock movie the birds would've been bigger, alive, and gouging their goddamn eyes out. 

[Cain]

Clearly it's viral marketing.  Very very clever, somewhat creepy viral marketing.

[Adios]

I dunno.........

Arkansas officials are investigating the death of an estimated 100,000 fish in the state's northwest, but suspect disease was to blame, a state spokesman said Sunday.

Dead drum fish floated in the water and lined the banks of a 20-mile stretch of the Arkansas River near Ozark, about 125 miles northwest of Little Rock, said Keith Stephens of the Arkansas Game and Fish Commission. A tugboat operator discovered the fish kill Thursday night, and fisheries officials collected some of the dying animals to conduct tests.
http://www.cnn.com/2011/US/01/02/arkansas.fish.kill/index.html?hpt=T2