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Started by the last yatto, October 15, 2010, 12:03:20 AM

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Quote from: Nigel on January 06, 2011, 11:39:19 PM
Many many moms have intrusive mental images/fears of something terrible happening to their babies, or even of they themselves going haywire and hurting them, and that also is normal but may be a symptom of PD. If she can't sleep or suffers from severe anxiety over anything like that, have her go to her doctor.

How I read that.

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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Quote from: Able on January 07, 2011, 08:49:36 AM


I like it when they're all wrapped up like little delicious burritos.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


the last yatto

That's not even the monkey blanket that has Velcro.

My mother got us that bassinet and the plushie,
and we dyed it teal instead of keeping it white.


Advice for Nigel's book:
Don't sign up for baby basics/breast feeding class, while networking is fun and helps you scout preschools. Nurses will teach you everything you don't pick up and most breastpumps includes instrustions a book that on page one tells you to read everything all thirty pages, written four times in different languages, so its a thick little manual. With only really two pages about the machine itself.
Look, asshole:  Your 'incomprehensible' act, your word-salad, your pinealism...It BORES ME.  I've been incomprehensible for so long, I TEACH IT TO MBA CANDIDATES.  So if you simply MUST talk about your pineal gland or happy children dancing in the wildflowers, go talk to Roger, because he digs that kind of shit

the last yatto

Look, asshole:  Your 'incomprehensible' act, your word-salad, your pinealism...It BORES ME.  I've been incomprehensible for so long, I TEACH IT TO MBA CANDIDATES.  So if you simply MUST talk about your pineal gland or happy children dancing in the wildflowers, go talk to Roger, because he digs that kind of shit

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Quote from: Able on January 07, 2011, 06:20:11 PM
That's not even the monkey blanket that has Velcro.

My mother got us that bassinet and the plushie,
and we dyed it teal instead of keeping it white.


Advice for Nigel's book:
Don't sign up for baby basics/breast feeding class, while networking is fun and helps you scout preschools. Nurses will teach you everything you don't pick up and most breastpumps includes instrustions a book that on page one tells you to read everything all thirty pages, written four times in different languages, so its a thick little manual. With only really two pages about the machine itself.

I pretty much agree with this. I think  most of those classes are for people who don't like to read.

The natural childbirth one was pretty good though, mostly because it made me stay in shape and gave me a lot of incentive to eat right. I didn't totally love the crazy super-militant teacher though. She made it sound like anyone who got a Caesarian or an epidural or had to be induced was BADWRONGFAILURE and I kinda feel like, while those things should be avoided if possible, THEY SAVE LIVES. OK, not the epidural. But the other two.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


the last yatto

Deep down a part of me is sad he isn't a cone head.
Look, asshole:  Your 'incomprehensible' act, your word-salad, your pinealism...It BORES ME.  I've been incomprehensible for so long, I TEACH IT TO MBA CANDIDATES.  So if you simply MUST talk about your pineal gland or happy children dancing in the wildflowers, go talk to Roger, because he digs that kind of shit

the last yatto

Awwwsummmeness someone got us a teddy bear that has a fake heart beat
Look, asshole:  Your 'incomprehensible' act, your word-salad, your pinealism...It BORES ME.  I've been incomprehensible for so long, I TEACH IT TO MBA CANDIDATES.  So if you simply MUST talk about your pineal gland or happy children dancing in the wildflowers, go talk to Roger, because he digs that kind of shit

Phox


the last yatto

Look, asshole:  Your 'incomprehensible' act, your word-salad, your pinealism...It BORES ME.  I've been incomprehensible for so long, I TEACH IT TO MBA CANDIDATES.  So if you simply MUST talk about your pineal gland or happy children dancing in the wildflowers, go talk to Roger, because he digs that kind of shit

Phox


Mesozoic Mister Nigel

"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


the last yatto

Look, asshole:  Your 'incomprehensible' act, your word-salad, your pinealism...It BORES ME.  I've been incomprehensible for so long, I TEACH IT TO MBA CANDIDATES.  So if you simply MUST talk about your pineal gland or happy children dancing in the wildflowers, go talk to Roger, because he digs that kind of shit

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