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Familiar Heroes, part V of V

Started by The Good Reverend Roger, January 07, 2011, 07:04:31 PM

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Epimetheus

I was a loser in elementary school, but I loved the games.

Roger, I think this was a really good final part to the five. I don't personally know the character like I did the superheroes, but this was very powerful.
POST-SINGULARITY POCKET ORGASM TOAD OF RIGHTEOUSNESS

The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: Charley Brown on January 07, 2011, 08:36:25 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD on January 07, 2011, 08:34:27 PM
Quote from: Charley Brown on January 07, 2011, 08:30:14 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 07, 2011, 08:18:11 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD on January 07, 2011, 08:13:53 PM
Sorry for the derail.  I know you were talking about danger, and not about school-sanctioned caste enforcement.  I just knee-jerked.




S'okay.  Dodgeball is an amazingly sensitive subject, both directions.  People either loved it or hated it, usually for the same reasons.

I was a jock I guess.
I could throw harder, run faster, jump higher, dive deeper and come up drier than any kid on the playground.

And I was the primary target for every bully in school from 3rd grade through 9th grade.  Which, perhaps coincidentally, is the entirety of my life in Long Island.

The only people I ever bullied was the bullies.

My daughter is like that.  She's absurdly strong for a freshman, and scares the shit out of everyone at her school...But she reserves her penchant for brawling for bullies.  She hates seeing the strong abuse the weak.

I'm more than a little proud of her.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: Epimetheus on January 07, 2011, 08:39:18 PM
I was a loser in elementary school, but I loved the games.

Roger, I think this was a really good final part to the five. I don't personally know the character like I did the superheroes, but this was very powerful.

I'm not done with this series.  I mean, I'm done writing it, but you'll see it again.  I'm rewriting it in panel format, and I have just the artist to do it, chomping at the bit for a story.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Adios

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 07, 2011, 08:40:20 PM
Quote from: Charley Brown on January 07, 2011, 08:36:25 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD on January 07, 2011, 08:34:27 PM
Quote from: Charley Brown on January 07, 2011, 08:30:14 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 07, 2011, 08:18:11 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD on January 07, 2011, 08:13:53 PM
Sorry for the derail.  I know you were talking about danger, and not about school-sanctioned caste enforcement.  I just knee-jerked.




S'okay.  Dodgeball is an amazingly sensitive subject, both directions.  People either loved it or hated it, usually for the same reasons.

I was a jock I guess.
I could throw harder, run faster, jump higher, dive deeper and come up drier than any kid on the playground.

And I was the primary target for every bully in school from 3rd grade through 9th grade.  Which, perhaps coincidentally, is the entirety of my life in Long Island.

The only people I ever bullied was the bullies.

My daughter is like that.  She's absurdly strong for a freshman, and scares the shit out of everyone at her school...But she reserves her penchant for brawling for bullies.  She hates seeing the strong abuse the weak.

I'm more than a little proud of her.

I suspect that like me, she was taught that way.

The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: Charley Brown on January 07, 2011, 08:41:48 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 07, 2011, 08:40:20 PM
Quote from: Charley Brown on January 07, 2011, 08:36:25 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD on January 07, 2011, 08:34:27 PM
Quote from: Charley Brown on January 07, 2011, 08:30:14 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 07, 2011, 08:18:11 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD on January 07, 2011, 08:13:53 PM
Sorry for the derail.  I know you were talking about danger, and not about school-sanctioned caste enforcement.  I just knee-jerked.




S'okay.  Dodgeball is an amazingly sensitive subject, both directions.  People either loved it or hated it, usually for the same reasons.

I was a jock I guess.
I could throw harder, run faster, jump higher, dive deeper and come up drier than any kid on the playground.

And I was the primary target for every bully in school from 3rd grade through 9th grade.  Which, perhaps coincidentally, is the entirety of my life in Long Island.

The only people I ever bullied was the bullies.

My daughter is like that.  She's absurdly strong for a freshman, and scares the shit out of everyone at her school...But she reserves her penchant for brawling for bullies.  She hates seeing the strong abuse the weak.

I'm more than a little proud of her.

I suspect that like me, she was taught that way.

Actually, all I ever did was try to treat her fairly, and not lean on her too much.

When you're used to fairness, injustice can be infuriating.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Phox


Epimetheus

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 07, 2011, 08:41:26 PM
Quote from: Epimetheus on January 07, 2011, 08:39:18 PM
I was a loser in elementary school, but I loved the games.

Roger, I think this was a really good final part to the five. I don't personally know the character like I did the superheroes, but this was very powerful.

I'm not done with this series.  I mean, I'm done writing it, but you'll see it again.  I'm rewriting it in panel format, and I have just the artist to do it, chomping at the bit for a story.

Cool!
POST-SINGULARITY POCKET ORGASM TOAD OF RIGHTEOUSNESS

Adios

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 07, 2011, 08:42:59 PM
Quote from: Charley Brown on January 07, 2011, 08:41:48 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 07, 2011, 08:40:20 PM
Quote from: Charley Brown on January 07, 2011, 08:36:25 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD on January 07, 2011, 08:34:27 PM
Quote from: Charley Brown on January 07, 2011, 08:30:14 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 07, 2011, 08:18:11 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD on January 07, 2011, 08:13:53 PM
Sorry for the derail.  I know you were talking about danger, and not about school-sanctioned caste enforcement.  I just knee-jerked.




S'okay.  Dodgeball is an amazingly sensitive subject, both directions.  People either loved it or hated it, usually for the same reasons.

I was a jock I guess.
I could throw harder, run faster, jump higher, dive deeper and come up drier than any kid on the playground.

And I was the primary target for every bully in school from 3rd grade through 9th grade.  Which, perhaps coincidentally, is the entirety of my life in Long Island.

The only people I ever bullied was the bullies.

My daughter is like that.  She's absurdly strong for a freshman, and scares the shit out of everyone at her school...But she reserves her penchant for brawling for bullies.  She hates seeing the strong abuse the weak.

I'm more than a little proud of her.

I suspect that like me, she was taught that way.

Actually, all I ever did was try to treat her fairly, and not lean on her too much.

When you're used to fairness, injustice can be infuriating.

Like I said, she was taught that way. :)

Whatever

You know, another side effect of this series is I realize, all my heroes are gone.

Well except for you Roger and Charley.

Adios

Quote from: Niamh on January 07, 2011, 09:05:50 PM
You know, another side effect of this series is I realize, all my heroes are gone.

Well except for you Roger and Charley.

I am no hero. Never have been.

hooplala

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 07, 2011, 08:40:20 PM
Quote from: Charley Brown on January 07, 2011, 08:36:25 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD on January 07, 2011, 08:34:27 PM
Quote from: Charley Brown on January 07, 2011, 08:30:14 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 07, 2011, 08:18:11 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD on January 07, 2011, 08:13:53 PM
Sorry for the derail.  I know you were talking about danger, and not about school-sanctioned caste enforcement.  I just knee-jerked.




S'okay.  Dodgeball is an amazingly sensitive subject, both directions.  People either loved it or hated it, usually for the same reasons.

I was a jock I guess.
I could throw harder, run faster, jump higher, dive deeper and come up drier than any kid on the playground.

And I was the primary target for every bully in school from 3rd grade through 9th grade.  Which, perhaps coincidentally, is the entirety of my life in Long Island.

The only people I ever bullied was the bullies.

My daughter is like that.  She's absurdly strong for a freshman, and scares the shit out of everyone at her school...But she reserves her penchant for brawling for bullies.  She hates seeing the strong abuse the weak.

I'm more than a little proud of her.

Hell, I'm 35 and she intimidated me.  I wouldn't fuck with her.
"Soon all of us will have special names" — Professor Brian O'Blivion

"Now's not the time to get silly, so wear your big boots and jump on the garbage clowns." — Bob Dylan?

"Do I contradict myself?
Very well then I contradict myself,
(I am large, I contain multitudes.)"
— Walt Whitman

hooplala

Quote from: Charley Brown on January 07, 2011, 09:10:31 PM
Quote from: Niamh on January 07, 2011, 09:05:50 PM
You know, another side effect of this series is I realize, all my heroes are gone.

Well except for you Roger and Charley.

I am no hero. Never have been.

You don't get a say in the matter!
"Soon all of us will have special names" — Professor Brian O'Blivion

"Now's not the time to get silly, so wear your big boots and jump on the garbage clowns." — Bob Dylan?

"Do I contradict myself?
Very well then I contradict myself,
(I am large, I contain multitudes.)"
— Walt Whitman

hooplala

I loved this piece, Roger.  It is sadly mostly likely what would happen if Rock had been a real person.  Its a crime of literature that we were denied seeing Rock win.
"Soon all of us will have special names" — Professor Brian O'Blivion

"Now's not the time to get silly, so wear your big boots and jump on the garbage clowns." — Bob Dylan?

"Do I contradict myself?
Very well then I contradict myself,
(I am large, I contain multitudes.)"
— Walt Whitman

The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: Niamh on January 07, 2011, 09:05:50 PM
You know, another side effect of this series is I realize, all my heroes are gone.

Well except for you Roger and Charley.

:oops:

I have a few heroes left.  I even have some new ones.  Julian Assange comes to mind...He's the closest thing to Spider Jerusalem we'll ever see.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Adios

Quote from: Hoopla on January 07, 2011, 09:14:25 PM
I loved this piece, Roger.  It is sadly mostly likely what would happen if Rock had been a real person.  Its a crime of literature that we were denied seeing Rock win.

Google Patton.