News:

MysticWicks endorsement: "I've always, always regarded the Discordians as being people who chose to be Discordians because they can't be arsed to actually do any work to develop a relationship with a specific deity, they were too wishy-washy to choose just one path, and they just want to be a mishmash of everything and not have to work at learning about rituals or traditions or any such thing as that."

Main Menu

Son of Unbridled Punnery. Bastard!

Started by AFK, November 17, 2010, 04:47:08 PM

Previous topic - Next topic
Print
Go Down Pages1 2 3 4
User actions

AFK

November 17, 2010, 04:47:08 PM
Because the search thingy doesn't work, and I'm lazy....

Shall we begin? 



The college student decided to not pursue becoming a botanist because of the stigmas attached to the profession. 
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

AFK

#1
November 17, 2010, 04:49:01 PM
The outcome of his decision to not use a condom eventually became a-parent.
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

AFK

#2
November 17, 2010, 04:51:30 PM
The knight was very sir-ly. 
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

AFK

#3
November 17, 2010, 04:53:23 PM
Bestowing hand-crafted spice racks to the graduating culinary students is a thyme-honored tradition. 
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

Placid Dingo

#4
November 18, 2010, 07:39:32 AM
My mother almost caught me smoking but I put it out just in the nick'o'tine.
Haven't paid rent since 2014 with ONE WEIRD TRICK.

Lies

#5
November 18, 2010, 07:53:39 AM
Ever since I called my mother in law a dog she won't won't stop hounding me about my own pedigree
- So the New World Order does not actually exist?
- Oh it exists, and how!
Ask the slaves whose labour built the White House;
Ask the slaves of today tied down to sweatshops and brothels to escape hunger;
Ask most women, second class citizens, in a pervasive rape culture;
Ask the non-human creatures who inhabit the planet:
whales, bears, frogs, tuna, bees, slaughtered farm animals;
Ask the natives of the Americas and Australia on whose land
you live today, on whose graves your factories, farms and neighbourhoods stand;
ask any of them this, ask them if the New World Order is true;
they'll tell you plainly: the New World Order... is you!

Lies

#6
November 18, 2010, 07:59:29 AM
I once saw a cow save a pig from drowning. It was a very moo-ving experience, she really saved his bacon.
- So the New World Order does not actually exist?
- Oh it exists, and how!
Ask the slaves whose labour built the White House;
Ask the slaves of today tied down to sweatshops and brothels to escape hunger;
Ask most women, second class citizens, in a pervasive rape culture;
Ask the non-human creatures who inhabit the planet:
whales, bears, frogs, tuna, bees, slaughtered farm animals;
Ask the natives of the Americas and Australia on whose land
you live today, on whose graves your factories, farms and neighbourhoods stand;
ask any of them this, ask them if the New World Order is true;
they'll tell you plainly: the New World Order... is you!

AFK

#7
November 23, 2010, 12:30:34 AM
The arborist likes to hosts parties in the autumn but is always sad when everyone leaves early. 
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

AFK

#8
January 13, 2011, 05:50:36 PM
Late Breaking Noose:  The warden is a-frayed that the execution will knot take place due to equipment malfunction.
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

The Johnny

#9
January 13, 2011, 06:13:22 PM

All of this punishment is unbearable.
<<My image in some places, is of a monster of some kind who wants to pull a string and manipulate people. Nothing could be further from the truth. People are manipulated; I just want them to be manipulated more effectively.>>

-B.F. Skinner

Adios

#11
January 13, 2011, 06:34:14 PM
He couldn't be a nudist because the thought of being naked in front of others was unbareable.

AFK

#12
January 13, 2011, 06:40:25 PM
Quote from: Joh'Nyx on January 13, 2011, 06:13:22 PM

All of this punishment is unbearable.

There's actually a bigger thread, but the search can't seem to find it. 
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

Pæs

#13
January 13, 2011, 11:49:57 PM

AFK

#14
January 14, 2011, 11:05:01 AM
No, not that one.  There's another one in Apple Talk with a similar title to this one.  I started this one because I couldn't find the other one through the search, because it was buggered up. 
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.
Print
Go Up Pages1 2 3 4
User actions