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Son of Unbridled Punnery. Bastard!

Started by AFK, November 17, 2010, 04:47:08 PM

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#15
January 14, 2011, 12:12:11 PM
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on January 14, 2011, 11:05:01 AM
No, not that one.  There's another one in Apple Talk with a similar title to this one.  I started this one because I couldn't find the other one through the search, because it was buggered up. 
http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php?topic=25385.0
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AFK

#16
January 14, 2011, 01:13:21 PM
Yes!  The circle is complete. 
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

Triple Zero

#17
January 14, 2011, 02:45:57 PM
Now link all of them to eachother by editing the first post and you'll never lose them again!
Ex-Soviet Bloc Sexual Attack Swede of Tomorrow™
e-prime disclaimer: let it seem fairly unclear I understand the apparent subjectivity of the above statements. maybe.

INFORMATION SO POWERFUL, YOU ACTUALLY NEED LESS.

Pæs

#18
January 15, 2011, 08:06:13 AM
X-Posted from Facebook, in response to complaints about difficulty studying Kant in Political Studies.

QuoteOh, dear. If you can't understand it are you likely Deleuze Marx? If you Kant quite do it, don't Strauss out. You've probably got too much on your Plato. Find a Neumann to study the work of. Or Locke all your study materials in a cupboard and take a break, if the work is too much of a Paine. Too much Kantian reading in one sitting should be ill-Hegel. Dewey want these terrible puns to stop? ROFL. (That's Rawls on floor laughing.)

AFK

#19
January 15, 2011, 12:11:01 PM
I'll give it a 6/10.  You kind of have to really twist the pronunciation of a couple of those to make it work. 
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

Jasper

#20
January 15, 2011, 07:15:00 PM
I can't see "Kantian reading", but the rest are OK, if a bit done.  I liked "Deleuze Marx" though. :lol:

AFK

#21
January 16, 2011, 12:11:06 AM
We interrupt the puns for a riddle:

What is a ten letter word that starts with gas? 
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

Phox

#22
January 16, 2011, 12:12:45 AM
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on January 16, 2011, 12:11:06 AM
We interrupt the puns for a riddle:

What is a ten letter word that starts with gas? 

Automobile.

Also gastronomy.

Triple Zero

#23
January 16, 2011, 12:13:08 AM
gasstation?
Ex-Soviet Bloc Sexual Attack Swede of Tomorrow™
e-prime disclaimer: let it seem fairly unclear I understand the apparent subjectivity of the above statements. maybe.

INFORMATION SO POWERFUL, YOU ACTUALLY NEED LESS.

Pæs

#24
January 16, 2011, 01:21:37 AM
Quote from: Sigmatic on January 15, 2011, 07:15:00 PM
I can't see "Kantian reading", but the rest are OK, if a bit done.  I liked "Deleuze Marx" though. :lol:
It started with Deleuze Marx. The rest were just to make sure people were really sick of the puns.
Bolded is very true, and Kantian reading wasn't a pun :P

Phox

#25
March 15, 2011, 06:05:45 PM
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on January 16, 2011, 12:11:06 AM
We interrupt the puns for a riddle:

What is a ten letter word that starts with gas? 
I demand to know the answer, you bastard!  :argh!:

AFK

#26
March 15, 2011, 06:59:29 PM
Your first guess was correct. 
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

Phox

#27
March 15, 2011, 07:01:13 PM
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on March 15, 2011, 06:59:29 PM
Your first guess was correct. 
Awesome. Now continue with the puns.

AFK

#28
March 15, 2011, 07:02:49 PM
Can't.

Too much work. 
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

Phox

#29
March 15, 2011, 07:03:55 PM
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on March 15, 2011, 07:02:49 PM
Can't.

Too much work. 
I WAS PROMISED AN UNPRECEDENTED ONSLAUGHT OF PUNNERY!  :crankey:
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