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Started by Lies, January 21, 2011, 02:56:02 AM

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January 21, 2011, 02:56:02 AM
As titled: I'll go first

MISCARRIAGES HAPPEN

(IN YOUR FACE, HIPPIES WITH "MAGIC HAPPENS" STICKERS :argh!:)

- So the New World Order does not actually exist?
- Oh it exists, and how!
Ask the slaves whose labour built the White House;
Ask the slaves of today tied down to sweatshops and brothels to escape hunger;
Ask most women, second class citizens, in a pervasive rape culture;
Ask the non-human creatures who inhabit the planet:
whales, bears, frogs, tuna, bees, slaughtered farm animals;
Ask the natives of the Americas and Australia on whose land
you live today, on whose graves your factories, farms and neighbourhoods stand;
ask any of them this, ask them if the New World Order is true;
they'll tell you plainly: the New World Order... is you!

Requia ☣

#1
January 21, 2011, 03:08:44 AM
PALIN 2012
The world ends next year anyway.
Inflatable dolls are not recognized flotation devices.

AFK

#2
January 21, 2011, 08:07:25 AM
I "Heart" THE WISDOM CUBE
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

Lies

#3
January 21, 2011, 08:17:18 AM Last Edit: January 21, 2011, 08:24:32 AM by Lies
Also, I will pick the best ones here, if not all of them, and create said bumper stickers and give a copy to each person who suggests one I print.

If there is anyone who *does not want this happen*, just make sure to include it in your post. 
- So the New World Order does not actually exist?
- Oh it exists, and how!
Ask the slaves whose labour built the White House;
Ask the slaves of today tied down to sweatshops and brothels to escape hunger;
Ask most women, second class citizens, in a pervasive rape culture;
Ask the non-human creatures who inhabit the planet:
whales, bears, frogs, tuna, bees, slaughtered farm animals;
Ask the natives of the Americas and Australia on whose land
you live today, on whose graves your factories, farms and neighbourhoods stand;
ask any of them this, ask them if the New World Order is true;
they'll tell you plainly: the New World Order... is you!

LMNO

#4
January 21, 2011, 01:30:38 PM
 
P(A|B) = P(B|A) P(A)
                  P(B)

ñͤͣ̄ͦ̌̑͗͊͛͂͗ ̸̨̨̣̺̼̣̜͙͈͕̮̊̈́̈͂͛̽͊ͭ̓͆ͅé ̰̓̓́ͯ́́͞

#5
January 21, 2011, 02:05:21 PM
You can't wake a person
who's pretending to be asleep.
P E R   A S P E R A   A D   A S T R A

Lies

#6
January 21, 2011, 02:17:24 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD on January 21, 2011, 01:30:38 PM

P(A|B) = P(B|A) P(A)
                  P(B)
What the fuck is this?
- So the New World Order does not actually exist?
- Oh it exists, and how!
Ask the slaves whose labour built the White House;
Ask the slaves of today tied down to sweatshops and brothels to escape hunger;
Ask most women, second class citizens, in a pervasive rape culture;
Ask the non-human creatures who inhabit the planet:
whales, bears, frogs, tuna, bees, slaughtered farm animals;
Ask the natives of the Americas and Australia on whose land
you live today, on whose graves your factories, farms and neighbourhoods stand;
ask any of them this, ask them if the New World Order is true;
they'll tell you plainly: the New World Order... is you!

LMNO

#7
January 21, 2011, 02:24:10 PM
Bayes Probability Theorem.

Lies

#8
January 21, 2011, 02:28:36 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD on January 21, 2011, 02:24:10 PM
Bayes Probability Theorem.
I see...  :?
- So the New World Order does not actually exist?
- Oh it exists, and how!
Ask the slaves whose labour built the White House;
Ask the slaves of today tied down to sweatshops and brothels to escape hunger;
Ask most women, second class citizens, in a pervasive rape culture;
Ask the non-human creatures who inhabit the planet:
whales, bears, frogs, tuna, bees, slaughtered farm animals;
Ask the natives of the Americas and Australia on whose land
you live today, on whose graves your factories, farms and neighbourhoods stand;
ask any of them this, ask them if the New World Order is true;
they'll tell you plainly: the New World Order... is you!

LMNO

#9
January 21, 2011, 02:42:25 PM Last Edit: January 21, 2011, 02:45:35 PM by LMNO, PhD
QuoteA law of probability that describes the proper way to incorporate new evidence into prior probabilities to form an updated probability estimate. Bayesian rationality takes its name from this theorem, as it is regarded as the foundation of consistent rational reasoning under uncertainty. A.k.a. "Bayes's Theorem" or "Bayes's Rule".

http://wiki.lesswrong.com/wiki/Bayes_theorem
http://yudkowsky.net/rational/bayes

QuoteRational inference on the left end, physical causality on the right end; an equation with mind on one side and reality on the other. 

ñͤͣ̄ͦ̌̑͗͊͛͂͗ ̸̨̨̣̺̼̣̜͙͈͕̮̊̈́̈͂͛̽͊ͭ̓͆ͅé ̰̓̓́ͯ́́͞

#10
January 21, 2011, 03:11:02 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD on January 21, 2011, 02:42:25 PM
QuoteA law of probability that describes the proper way to incorporate new evidence into prior probabilities to form an updated probability estimate. Bayesian rationality takes its name from this theorem, as it is regarded as the foundation of consistent rational reasoning under uncertainty. A.k.a. "Bayes's Theorem" or "Bayes's Rule".

http://wiki.lesswrong.com/wiki/Bayes_theorem
http://yudkowsky.net/rational/bayes

QuoteRational inference on the left end, physical causality on the right end; an equation with mind on one side and reality on the other. 

I'm oddly aroused.
P E R   A S P E R A   A D   A S T R A

AFK

#12
January 21, 2011, 06:54:25 PM
Quote from: Lies on January 21, 2011, 02:56:02 AM
As titled: I'll go first

MISCARRIAGES HAPPEN

(IN YOUR FACE, HIPPIES WITH "MAGIC HAPPENS" STICKERS :argh!:)

Also, just pointing out if I were behind a car with this bumper sticker, I'd probably be highly tempted to lay down on the gas pedal. 
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

The Good Reverend Roger

#13
January 21, 2011, 06:55:45 PM
Get the fuck off of my ass
or I will kill you.  No shit.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Disco Pickle

#14
January 21, 2011, 06:58:28 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD on January 21, 2011, 02:24:10 PM
Bayes Probability Theorem.

why?  not that you need a reason, but in the event you have one?
"Events in the past may be roughly divided into those which probably never happened and those which do not matter." --William Ralph Inge

"sometimes someone confesses a sin in order to take credit for it." -- John Von Neumann
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