Roaring Biscuit's Typical Mind

[Prince Glittersnatch III]

Seriously, people are elitist about the method used to prepare garlic for consumption? STFU. Seriously. That has to be THE most pretentiously retarded thing I've ever heard of being elitist about.

You actually use ARIAL font?

:disgust:

LOLWAT. Why are you dissing the absolute coolest font ever?

Comicsans > Arial

DEAL WITH IT

[Bruno]

Seriously, people are elitist about the method used to prepare garlic for consumption? STFU. Seriously. That has to be THE most pretentiously retarded thing I've ever heard of being elitist about.

On most accounts of things like this I'd be right behind you, but I've personally noticed that different preparations get different flavors.

Right, so different recipes should use different preparations for different results, and everybody should prepare their fucking food the way that tastes best to them, regardless of what some other douche says is the One True and Only Right Way.

I have very little patience for pointless elitist dickbaggery today. Seriously, "garlic crushers are for posers"? "Minced with sea salt or GTFO"? What kind of dillhole useless poseur bullshit is that?

[Roaring Biscuit!]

Me & Mr. Language used to make arrangements to assure that if one of us ate garlic or onions pre-date, the other one did too.

This fills me with all kinds of weird joy. 

[Triple Zero]

Seriously, people are elitist about the method used to prepare garlic for consumption? STFU. Seriously. That has to be THE most pretentiously retarded thing I've ever heard of being elitist about.

Obviously, you've never had garlic prepared right.

[Prince Glittersnatch III]

Seriously, people are elitist about the method used to prepare garlic for consumption? STFU. Seriously. That has to be THE most pretentiously retarded thing I've ever heard of being elitist about.

Obviously, you've never had garlic prepared right.

Garlic Crushers are too mainstream.
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[Roaring Biscuit!]

#3  YOU'RE DATE WON'T STOP TALKING ABOUT THEIR EX

Tell them in intricate and intimate detail about your ex.  Tell them absolutely everything that you are comfortable saying, even some things that you might not be.  Make it vivid and visceral, if they don't squirm in their seats you ain't doin' it right.

Mention at the end of your love-struck monologue that your mum/dad was a really great girl/guy.

[Phox]

#3  YOU'RE DATE WON'T STOP TALKING ABOUT THEIR EX

Tell them in intricate and intimate detail about your ex.  Tell them absolutely everything that you are comfortable saying, even some things that you might not be.  Make it vivid and visceral, if they don't squirm in their seats you ain't doin' it right.

Mention at the end of your love-struck monologue that your mum/dad was a really great girl/guy.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Seriously, people are elitist about the method used to prepare garlic for consumption? STFU. Seriously. That has to be THE most pretentiously retarded thing I've ever heard of being elitist about.

Obviously, you've never had garlic prepared right.

Garlic Crushers are too mainstream.
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[Don Coyote]

WTF is wrong with you guys?

ONLY PUSSIES DO ANYTHING BUT CRAM WHOLE CLOVES OF GARLIC IN THEIR NOSE HOLES!!!!

[Bruno]

AND THEN YOU SMASH FACE INTO COUNTER!

WHAT IS SO HARD TO UNDERSTAND ABOUT THAT? 

[Fredfredly ⊂(◉‿◉)つ]

WTF is wrong with you guys?

ONLY PUSSIES DO ANYTHING BUT CUM WHOLE CLOVES OF GARLIC IN THEIR NOSE HOLES!!!!

WHAT I READ

[El Sjaako]

I LOVE GARLIC

[Dysfunctional Cunt]

I've become particularly fond of roasted garlic and have been roasting and smashing mine for a while now. 

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

WTF is wrong with you guys?

ONLY PUSSIES DO ANYTHING BUT CUM WHOLE CLOVES OF GARLIC IN THEIR NOSE HOLES!!!!

WHAT I READ

OWTCH

[Freeky]

#3  YOU'RE DATE WON'T STOP TALKING ABOUT THEIR EX

Tell them in intricate and intimate detail about your ex.  Tell them absolutely everything that you are comfortable saying, even some things that you might not be.  Make it vivid and visceral, if they don't squirm in their seats you ain't doin' it right.

Mention at the end of your love-struck monologue that your mum/dad was a really great girl/guy.