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Started by Thurnez Isa, November 07, 2006, 12:47:29 AM

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Thurnez Isa

http://abcnews.go.com/Health/story?id=2619061&page=1&CMP=OTC-RSSFeeds0312

cost 50 million
got to hand it to the us goverment
they do know how to waste money
Through me the way to the city of woe, Through me the way to everlasting pain, Through me the way among the lost.
Justice moved my maker on high.
Divine power made me, Wisdom supreme, and Primal love.
Before me nothing was but things eternal, and eternal I endure.
Abandon all hope, you who enter here.

Dante

Jasper

AAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!

Benaclypse

I wish I was born a male black widow.  I'd be happily dead by now. 
:boot:

The Good Reverend Roger

" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

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I guess you didn't read the fine print:

QuoteSexual acts outside of vaginal intercourse are not explicit violations of the abstinence system, though discouraged.  It has been pointed out how well oiled breasts, buttcheeks, and armpits can feel just as good as traditional coitus.

:banana:
P E R   A S P E R A   A D   A S T R A

Thurnez Isa

and these moralists are alwasy bitching about buttfucking

:a2m:
Through me the way to the city of woe, Through me the way to everlasting pain, Through me the way among the lost.
Justice moved my maker on high.
Divine power made me, Wisdom supreme, and Primal love.
Before me nothing was but things eternal, and eternal I endure.
Abandon all hope, you who enter here.

Dante

faust

Quote from: Netaungrot on November 07, 2006, 01:48:38 AM
I guess you didn't read the fine print:

QuoteSexual acts outside of vaginal intercourse are not explicit violations of the abstinence system, though discouraged.  It has been pointed out how well oiled breasts, buttcheeks, and armpits can feel just as good as traditional coitus.

:banana:

armpits?

Jenne

Heh.  Deoderant for her sexual pleasure.  Niiiice.

Jasper

Now I'm going to only ever refer to them as the "Armpitfuckers".

Jenne


Jasper

*Snickers*

no, you do it from the front.

Jenne

Quote from: Felix Mackay on November 07, 2006, 03:19:34 AM
*Snickers*

no, you do it from the front.

You speaking from experience?

Jasper

I'm not supposed to talk about past relationships.

Jenne

Eh, and I was being an asshole.

But truly, good for you.  Alternate body parts ftw!

Jasper

Okay, alright.  I've never fucked an armpit but I might, given the chance.