Magic: Who thinks they can do it, and why otherwise intelligent people buy it.

[Freeky]

9 months since was last posted in.  Well done, everyone, we almost got over this thread!   


Also, magick.  

Speaking of magick, one of my best friends told me that not only was astral projecting real, it was proven with science.  I almost felt bad for laughing at her.  Almost. 

Oh its real she just mispronounced it:

Ass trail Projecting = projectile diarrhea

If only. 

[Freeky]

Do you know what she told me?  Do you fucking know what the poor broken little thing told me??  "It's real science, Google it!"    WHY TORCHIE, WHY?!

[Cain]

I googled it and found a lot of people saying "I am not a scientist, but....STRING THEORY!  VIBRATIONS!  QUANTUM!"

[Freeky]

I tried to, but when I did and the first result was one that didn't even have capitalisation in the article title, and the second was Wikipedia, my brain just refused to delve any further.  I have enough unwanted stupid to deal with on a regular basis, I don't want to do it on purpose.

[East Coast Hustle]

Do you know what she told me?  Do you fucking know what the poor broken little thing told me??  "It's real science, Google it!"    WHY TORCHIE, WHY?!

Isn't that your juggalo friend?

I mean....

[Freeky]

Do you know what she told me?  Do you fucking know what the poor broken little thing told me??  "It's real science, Google it!"    WHY TORCHIE, WHY?!

Isn't that your juggalo friend?

I mean....

Is very sad face.   <- Like so. 

However, I will say that she doesn't talk like a Juggalo hardly, nor wears the face paint at all, and only wears the Tripp clothes half the time, and only because she can pull the stripper look off, since she is one.  Or maybe she is one because she can pull it off...?

[East Coast Hustle]

Strippers wear tripp clothes there?

Jesus, Tucson is even worse than I thought.

[Cain]

Juggalo strippers who believe in scientific astral projection?

I think my brain just parsed something wrong and I'm having a stroke.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

9 months since was last posted in.  Well done, everyone, we almost got over this thread!   


Also, magick.  

Speaking of magick, one of my best friends told me that not only was astral projecting real, it was proven with science.  I almost felt bad for laughing at her.  Almost. 

She's talking about TV. Poor dear doesn't understand how the people got in the box.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Juggalo strippers who believe in scientific astral projection?

I think my brain just parsed something wrong and I'm having a stroke.

[East Coast Hustle]

Juggalo strippers who believe in scientific astral projection?

I think my brain just parsed something wrong and I'm having a stroke.

FUCKIN' ASTRAL PROJECTION, HOW DOES THAT WORK?

[Freeky]

Strippers wear tripp clothes there?

Jesus, Tucson is even worse than I thought.

Roger sez, "We do it with magnets."

[Freeky]

Do you know, I'm still not sure how that works.  Possibly with miracles.

[Don Coyote]

GODDAMNED FUCKING MAGNETS!!!!!!

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

FUCKING GIRAFFES, HOW DO THEY WORK?