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Doktor Howl

Quote from: Sorchafae on August 11, 2010, 09:02:09 PM
Just posted in the introduction prt 3... and was my bratty self  :fnord:


The pool is on the roof, and never mind Cramulus.  He's always mean to new people.
Molon Lube

Adios

Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 11, 2010, 09:04:32 PM
Quote from: Sorchafae on August 11, 2010, 09:02:09 PM
Just posted in the introduction prt 3... and was my bratty self  :fnord:


The pool is on the roof, and never mind Cramulus.  He's always mean to new people.

Watch out for Dok, he's a dirty old man too.  :lulz:

Doktor Howl

Quote from: Charley Brown on August 11, 2010, 09:08:10 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 11, 2010, 09:04:32 PM
Quote from: Sorchafae on August 11, 2010, 09:02:09 PM
Just posted in the introduction prt 3... and was my bratty self  :fnord:


The pool is on the roof, and never mind Cramulus.  He's always mean to new people.

Watch out for Dok, he's a dirty old man too.  :lulz:

Dirty Old Uncle Roger, that's what they call me.  I am a horrible old lecherous bastard with syphilis worms the size of those things from Tremors, and a bag of assorted retroviruses that melt condoms and stomp the poor woman's chromosomes flat.  Any sane society would have had me cremated alive.

Fortunately, I live in America™, where this sort of nonsense is tolerated.
Molon Lube

Adios

Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 11, 2010, 09:15:42 PM
Quote from: Charley Brown on August 11, 2010, 09:08:10 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 11, 2010, 09:04:32 PM
Quote from: Sorchafae on August 11, 2010, 09:02:09 PM
Just posted in the introduction prt 3... and was my bratty self  :fnord:


The pool is on the roof, and never mind Cramulus.  He's always mean to new people.

Watch out for Dok, he's a dirty old man too.  :lulz:

Dirty Old Uncle Roger, that's what they call me.  I am a horrible old lecherous bastard with syphilis worms the size of those things from Tremors, and a bag of assorted retroviruses that melt condoms and stomp the poor woman's chromosomes flat.  Any sane society would have had me cremated alive.

Fortunately, I live in America™, where this sort of nonsense is tolerated.

:lulz:

Did I mention she likes dirty old men?

Doktor Howl

Quote from: Charley Brown on August 11, 2010, 09:17:12 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 11, 2010, 09:15:42 PM
Quote from: Charley Brown on August 11, 2010, 09:08:10 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 11, 2010, 09:04:32 PM
Quote from: Sorchafae on August 11, 2010, 09:02:09 PM
Just posted in the introduction prt 3... and was my bratty self  :fnord:


The pool is on the roof, and never mind Cramulus.  He's always mean to new people.

Watch out for Dok, he's a dirty old man too.  :lulz:

Dirty Old Uncle Roger, that's what they call me.  I am a horrible old lecherous bastard with syphilis worms the size of those things from Tremors, and a bag of assorted retroviruses that melt condoms and stomp the poor woman's chromosomes flat.  Any sane society would have had me cremated alive.

Fortunately, I live in America™, where this sort of nonsense is tolerated.

:lulz:

Did I mention she likes dirty old men?

Well, then, tell her to prepare to suck her jeans up into her uterus, because Dirty Old Men™ don't come any sexier than me.
Molon Lube

Sorchafae

>.< WOW... LOL see what happens, i go to have a smoke break  and i get back to my desk .... errrr....

!!WARNING!! I Have ADOS... Attention-Deficit ...................OH SHINY!!

Doktor Howl

Quote from: Sorchafae on August 11, 2010, 09:53:18 PM
>.< WOW... LOL see what happens, i go to have a smoke break  and i get back to my desk .... errrr....



We're bad people, Sorch, and we inspire others to do bad things.   :sad:

Arguably, though, we can't help ourselves.   :)

Dok,
All CRAZY on Geritol.
Molon Lube

Sorchafae

HAHA. riiight..

i don't need help in that department... just ask my mom... after work i get to go talk to her, i guess i did something she doesn't agree with... again... lol  .. 
!!WARNING!! I Have ADOS... Attention-Deficit ...................OH SHINY!!

Eartha-ly Delights

Quote from: Charley Brown on August 11, 2010, 09:17:12 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 11, 2010, 09:15:42 PM
Quote from: Charley Brown on August 11, 2010, 09:08:10 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 11, 2010, 09:04:32 PM
Quote from: Sorchafae on August 11, 2010, 09:02:09 PM
Just posted in the introduction prt 3... and was my bratty self  :fnord:


The pool is on the roof, and never mind Cramulus.  He's always mean to new people.

Watch out for Dok, he's a dirty old man too.  :lulz:

Dirty Old Uncle Roger, that's what they call me.  I am a horrible old lecherous bastard with syphilis worms the size of those things from Tremors, and a bag of assorted retroviruses that melt condoms and stomp the poor woman's chromosomes flat.  Any sane society would have had me cremated alive.

Fortunately, I live in America™, where this sort of nonsense is tolerated.

:lulz:

Did I mention she likes dirty old men?


Charley! And here was me thinking I was your only stalker! Why you sly old fox you...you've a veritable virtual harem out there haven't you?
:lulz:

And I agree with the venerable Doktor Howl. You did nothing dishonourable or underhanded. All 17 year old boys are lead around by their dicks. Putting children in uniform and telling them they have ti kill people they've never met...now THAT is morally suspect.
Say what you will about the Nazis, but no woman ever fantasised about being tied up and ravished by a Liberal Democrat, now did she?
PJ O'Rourke

Sometimes glass glitters more than diamonds because it has more to prove.
Terry Pratchett

Adios

Quote from: Eartha-ly Delights on August 12, 2010, 12:11:38 AM
Quote from: Charley Brown on August 11, 2010, 09:17:12 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 11, 2010, 09:15:42 PM
Quote from: Charley Brown on August 11, 2010, 09:08:10 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 11, 2010, 09:04:32 PM
Quote from: Sorchafae on August 11, 2010, 09:02:09 PM
Just posted in the introduction prt 3... and was my bratty self  :fnord:


The pool is on the roof, and never mind Cramulus.  He's always mean to new people.

Watch out for Dok, he's a dirty old man too.  :lulz:

Dirty Old Uncle Roger, that's what they call me.  I am a horrible old lecherous bastard with syphilis worms the size of those things from Tremors, and a bag of assorted retroviruses that melt condoms and stomp the poor woman's chromosomes flat.  Any sane society would have had me cremated alive.

Fortunately, I live in America™, where this sort of nonsense is tolerated.

:lulz:

Did I mention she likes dirty old men?


Charley! And here was me thinking I was your only stalker! Why you sly old fox you...you've a veritable virtual harem out there haven't you?
:lulz:

And I agree with the venerable Doktor Howl. You did nothing dishonourable or underhanded. All 17 year old boys are lead around by their dicks. Putting children in uniform and telling them they have ti kill people they've never met...now THAT is morally suspect.

:lulz:

Yeah, I'm a regular James Bond!

Sorchafae

hahha James Bond? 

Your funny Charley
!!WARNING!! I Have ADOS... Attention-Deficit ...................OH SHINY!!

Doktor Howl

Quote from: Sorchafae on August 12, 2010, 03:35:17 PM
hahha James Bond? 

Your funny Charley

Well, he does kinda look like Sean Connery gone bad.
Molon Lube

Sorchafae

hell.. if more old men sounded like Sean Connery i might like creepy old men. LOL
!!WARNING!! I Have ADOS... Attention-Deficit ...................OH SHINY!!

Sorchafae

*tapping foot waiting for my fav. peanuts character to make another post for us to read*
!!WARNING!! I Have ADOS... Attention-Deficit ...................OH SHINY!!

Adios

Quote from: Sorchafae on August 12, 2010, 05:58:09 PM
hell.. if more old men sounded like Sean Connery i might like creepy old men. LOL

Dammit, I am a man, not a machine!

(shameless star trek rip off)