THIS THREAD IS THE BEST THREAD IN THE HISTORY OF THREADS, AND I ACCEPT YOUR ORANGE-EATING CHALLENGE EVEN THOUGH YOU NOW HAVE A FOUR-HOUR HEADSTART ON ME, CRAMULUS.
NO MORTAL MOTHERFUCKER CAN EAT MORE ORANGES THAN I CAN EAT AND IT IS PROVEN BY THE FACT THAT I ONCE ATE SO MANY ORANGES THAT I GAVE BIRTH TO A CITRUS DEMON-SPAWN WHO WILL PUSH YOUR ORANGE-FAILING ASS DOWN THE GODDAMN STAIRS.
YES, THAT'S RIGHT, YOU ARE ABOUT TO LOSE, AND EVEN RICHTER'S MAGNIFICENT SPHINCTER CANNOT COMPETE WITH THE GASTROINTESTINAL WONDER THAT IS MY STOMACH AND INTESTINES.
I WILL DIGEST THE MOTHERFUCK OUT OF THOSE FUCKING ORANGES, WITH BOTH HANDS TIED BEHIND MY BACK, AND YOU WILL PALE AND FLINCH BESIDE MY GLORY.