ITT: Luna's dealing with the shit in her head

[Luna]

Wait.  What?  They beat the shit out of anyone who hits on them? 

Are you guys infested with Susan Brownmiller clones, or something?

Nah, not really.  Running joke.

The politics CAN be ignored, or danced around, if you don't want to deal with 'em.  I ignore them, and they leave me alone, pretty much.

[Don Coyote]

Wait.  What?  They beat the shit out of anyone who hits on them? 

Are you guys infested with Susan Brownmiller clones, or something?

Nah, not really.  Running joke.

The politics CAN be ignored, or danced around, if you don't want to deal with 'em.  I ignore them, and they leave me alone, pretty much.

Kingdom level politics killed my barony for a long while when it killed off light weapon, which then made a sizable portion of the population just stop going to the few barony level events.

'WHOOPS SORRY UR NOT PERIOD ENUF 4 US LOL I R STICKJOCK WIFF POINTY HAT WUT I SAY GOZ!!!"

"Lol ok. Have fun setting up events without all the young people helping you set your shit up kkthanxbai"

Coyote, still slightly pissed about it, and not really willing to deal with the majority of stickjocks, wire weenies and pointy hats and their stupid monkyisms.

[Luna]

Yeah, that'd suck, given that I fence, now, and haven't picked up rattan seriously in years.

I just don't need those kind of bruises any more.

The NYEX, however, is apparently getting back into heavy, he had his gear out when I had to stop by the house Monday.  This suits me just fine.  If he stays on the heavy field, and I stay on the light, we can keep away from each other fairly easily.

[Don Coyote]

Yeah, that'd suck, given that I fence, now, and haven't picked up rattan seriously in years.

I just don't need those kind of bruises any more.

The NYEX, however, is apparently getting back into heavy, he had his gear out when I had to stop by the house Monday.  This suits me just fine.  If he stays on the heavy field, and I stay on the light, we can keep away from each other fairly easily.

HE IS TAKING UP HEAVIES?!?!?!?!?!

Some how I think he is going to get a series of severe thumpings.

[Luna]

Yeah, that'd suck, given that I fence, now, and haven't picked up rattan seriously in years.

I just don't need those kind of bruises any more.

The NYEX, however, is apparently getting back into heavy, he had his gear out when I had to stop by the house Monday.  This suits me just fine.  If he stays on the heavy field, and I stay on the light, we can keep away from each other fairly easily.

HE IS TAKING UP HEAVIES?!?!?!?!?!

Some how I think he is going to get a series of severe thumpings.

He has been fighting heavy for a LONG time, just been out for a bit due to injuries. He's always dropped in and out, this is normal for him.  How badly he's thumped is not my problem.  I have not done anything horrible, like, say, promise a Guinness per bruise.  That would be badwrong.

[Bebek Sincap Ratatosk]

Yeah, that'd suck, given that I fence, now, and haven't picked up rattan seriously in years.

I just don't need those kind of bruises any more.

The NYEX, however, is apparently getting back into heavy, he had his gear out when I had to stop by the house Monday.  This suits me just fine.  If he stays on the heavy field, and I stay on the light, we can keep away from each other fairly easily.

HE IS TAKING UP HEAVIES?!?!?!?!?!

Some how I think he is going to get a series of severe thumpings.

He has been fighting heavy for a LONG time, just been out for a bit due to injuries. He's always dropped in and out, this is normal for him.  How badly he's thumped is not my problem.  I have not done anything horrible, like, say, promise a Guinness per bruise.  That would be badwrong.

It would be a terrible shame! 

[Don Coyote]

Yeah, that'd suck, given that I fence, now, and haven't picked up rattan seriously in years.

I just don't need those kind of bruises any more.

The NYEX, however, is apparently getting back into heavy, he had his gear out when I had to stop by the house Monday.  This suits me just fine.  If he stays on the heavy field, and I stay on the light, we can keep away from each other fairly easily.

HE IS TAKING UP HEAVIES?!?!?!?!?!

Some how I think he is going to get a series of severe thumpings.

He has been fighting heavy for a LONG time, just been out for a bit due to injuries. He's always dropped in and out, this is normal for him.  How badly he's thumped is not my problem.  I have not done anything horrible, like, say, promise a Guinness per bruise.  That would be badwrong.

You would never do such a thing. Ever.

[Luna]

Yeah, that'd suck, given that I fence, now, and haven't picked up rattan seriously in years.

I just don't need those kind of bruises any more.

The NYEX, however, is apparently getting back into heavy, he had his gear out when I had to stop by the house Monday.  This suits me just fine.  If he stays on the heavy field, and I stay on the light, we can keep away from each other fairly easily.

HE IS TAKING UP HEAVIES?!?!?!?!?!

Some how I think he is going to get a series of severe thumpings.

He has been fighting heavy for a LONG time, just been out for a bit due to injuries. He's always dropped in and out, this is normal for him.  How badly he's thumped is not my problem.  I have not done anything horrible, like, say, promise a Guinness per bruise.  That would be badwrong.

You would never do such a thing. Ever.

Actually, I wouldn't.  Not going to encourage my friends to deliberately hurt someone. 

If they come up with the idea on their own, not my problem... but I won't encourage it.

Now, if the fuckmuppet decides to get into armor, I may break out my old kit for serious.

[Don Coyote]

Yeah, that'd suck, given that I fence, now, and haven't picked up rattan seriously in years.

I just don't need those kind of bruises any more.

The NYEX, however, is apparently getting back into heavy, he had his gear out when I had to stop by the house Monday.  This suits me just fine.  If he stays on the heavy field, and I stay on the light, we can keep away from each other fairly easily.

HE IS TAKING UP HEAVIES?!?!?!?!?!

Some how I think he is going to get a series of severe thumpings.

He has been fighting heavy for a LONG time, just been out for a bit due to injuries. He's always dropped in and out, this is normal for him.  How badly he's thumped is not my problem.  I have not done anything horrible, like, say, promise a Guinness per bruise.  That would be badwrong.

You would never do such a thing. Ever.

Actually, I wouldn't.  Not going to encourage my friends to deliberately hurt someone. 

If they come up with the idea on their own, not my problem... but I won't encourage it.

Now, if the fuckmuppet decides to get into armor, I may break out my old kit for serious.

I would. But I am horrible human being.

[Luna]

Yeah, that'd suck, given that I fence, now, and haven't picked up rattan seriously in years.

I just don't need those kind of bruises any more.

The NYEX, however, is apparently getting back into heavy, he had his gear out when I had to stop by the house Monday.  This suits me just fine.  If he stays on the heavy field, and I stay on the light, we can keep away from each other fairly easily.

HE IS TAKING UP HEAVIES?!?!?!?!?!

Some how I think he is going to get a series of severe thumpings.

He has been fighting heavy for a LONG time, just been out for a bit due to injuries. He's always dropped in and out, this is normal for him.  How badly he's thumped is not my problem.  I have not done anything horrible, like, say, promise a Guinness per bruise.  That would be badwrong.

You would never do such a thing. Ever.

Actually, I wouldn't.  Not going to encourage my friends to deliberately hurt someone. 

If they come up with the idea on their own, not my problem... but I won't encourage it.

Now, if the fuckmuppet decides to get into armor, I may break out my old kit for serious.

I would. But I am horrible human being.

My malice gland is underdeveloped.

Besides, if I want him broken, I'll do it myself.

[Don Coyote]

Yeah, that'd suck, given that I fence, now, and haven't picked up rattan seriously in years.

I just don't need those kind of bruises any more.

The NYEX, however, is apparently getting back into heavy, he had his gear out when I had to stop by the house Monday.  This suits me just fine.  If he stays on the heavy field, and I stay on the light, we can keep away from each other fairly easily.

HE IS TAKING UP HEAVIES?!?!?!?!?!

Some how I think he is going to get a series of severe thumpings.

He has been fighting heavy for a LONG time, just been out for a bit due to injuries. He's always dropped in and out, this is normal for him.  How badly he's thumped is not my problem.  I have not done anything horrible, like, say, promise a Guinness per bruise.  That would be badwrong.

You would never do such a thing. Ever.

Actually, I wouldn't.  Not going to encourage my friends to deliberately hurt someone. 

If they come up with the idea on their own, not my problem... but I won't encourage it.

Now, if the fuckmuppet decides to get into armor, I may break out my old kit for serious.

I would. But I am horrible human being.

My malice gland is underdeveloped.

Besides, if I want him broken, I'll do it myself.

I would too, but I have no qualms about enlisting aid in inflicting harm.

[Luna]

Yeah, that'd suck, given that I fence, now, and haven't picked up rattan seriously in years.

I just don't need those kind of bruises any more.

The NYEX, however, is apparently getting back into heavy, he had his gear out when I had to stop by the house Monday.  This suits me just fine.  If he stays on the heavy field, and I stay on the light, we can keep away from each other fairly easily.

HE IS TAKING UP HEAVIES?!?!?!?!?!

Some how I think he is going to get a series of severe thumpings.

He has been fighting heavy for a LONG time, just been out for a bit due to injuries. He's always dropped in and out, this is normal for him.  How badly he's thumped is not my problem.  I have not done anything horrible, like, say, promise a Guinness per bruise.  That would be badwrong.

You would never do such a thing. Ever.

Actually, I wouldn't.  Not going to encourage my friends to deliberately hurt someone. 

If they come up with the idea on their own, not my problem... but I won't encourage it.

Now, if the fuckmuppet decides to get into armor, I may break out my old kit for serious.

I would. But I am horrible human being.

My malice gland is underdeveloped.

Besides, if I want him broken, I'll do it myself.

I would too, but I have no qualms about enlisting aid in inflicting harm.

I wouldn't have to promise beer, really.  But, here's the thing.  Say I DO make a comment that I'd give a beer to the first guy who lays a bruise on him larger than 3" in diameter.  Something stupid happens (always possible in armor) and he gets his stupid arm broken.  Now everybody looks at the guy who hit him and thinks he MEANT to do it, and that I put him up to it.

Nope.  Not worth it.

[Freeky]

So after your event or whatever, take the dude who beat him hardest aside and ask him if he wants a beer.

[Luna]

So after your event or whatever, take the dude who beat him hardest aside and ask him if he wants a beer.

I would...  Except I'm going to be too busy having fun fencing to sit around the heavy list field an watch who clubs him the hardest.

Besides, guys aren't a whole lot of fun after they've been out on the heavy field for awhile.  Let 'em get back to camp, shower, and rest awhile, or they're darn near useless.